Two newlyweds lay back after consummating their marriage, and the beaming groom contemplated his ravishing new bride lying next to him.

"That was out of this world, darling. You're simply the best."

George considered himself to be one lucky man to have married such a sought-after babe.

Linda lit a cigarette and spread her hands.

"Now, I want to be honest with you, George. Let me tell you about all of the men I've slept with."

"No need, precious. You told me two weeks ago, remember?"

"Yes, I know, dear, but I just wanted to bring you up to date."