"Babe, I'm horny. Let me suck your cock?"

The PlayStation bursts into life.

"Kat, it's a big game. Maybe later?"

"Sure, Babe."

I walk to the spare room and wait.

Noises get louder. Soon.

Crescendo. Now!

I pull the power from the router and hold the cable in my hand.

An agitated bear crashes through the door.

He approaches me. I drop to my knees, look up and ask.

"Are you angry?"

“God damn it, Kat!” he growls, unzipping.

Wrapping my hair in his fist, he mutters:

“I’m gonna fuck that brain out of your head.”

Fait accompli.