"Red Meat and Gun loving Republicans only. No Libs."

He rolled his eyes. What, even Tinder was political now? He swiped right.

On their date, he politely changed the subject when politics came up.

At twelve o'clock, they were an hour into a vigorous session in bed. His bottom was going up and down. Her pussy was wet. Her breasts were jiggling. She was coming. He kissed her neck, then whispered into her ear;

"You know, I actually vote Democrat"

A moment's silence.

"So I guess I'm not the only Republican being fucked in the midterms. Polarise me, baby!"