"I am Dia Hildea! Mighty Warrior Goddess of the Tri-Tantric Fold!"

She is Agnes Paterson, mortgage accountant at City Bank.

"I claim you, my new sexual slave! Worship me!"

She pounces on my body, bits of gilded plastic costume flying everywhere.

"Venerate these glorious breasts, thrall! Yes! Suckle hard your avid devotion, but hasten now! My chalice low, nectar-charged, awaits those obedient lips!"

We met at a conference about housing loans.

"Pleasure me full measure and I'll belt the Fire Dragon to ravish you!"

Honestly don't care who she thinks she is.
I'm here for that big red fuck toy.