Welcome to my shop.

You came for some of my special brew?

You know it will give you a lifelong hard-on? 

You can live with that?

People will see it if you are wearing swim trunks you know.

When you go to the men’s room other guys will see that.

Buying pants will be difficult for you.

Your future wife may think something is wrong with you.

Are you okay with those terms?

A few drops is all you need.

What’s that you say?  

Your cock is only one inch long.

You had better drink a gallon of it then.