Picking up my phone, I hear, "I'm horny!"

"Slip your fingers into your pussy," I reply.

All I hear is a moan.

"Now grasp a nipple and pinch it."

A louder moan.

"Now work those fingers in and out, curling them to hit your special spot."

The moans get longer, louder.

"Make sure that clit gets rubbed by your thumb."

The moans grow even louder.

"As you get close, imagine my tongue sliding into your asshole!"

All I hear after that is, "Oh my fucking god," and the phone goes dead.