“You never guess what, Sandra.”

“What?”

“At work today, I was standing outside the coffee room. I could hear Mick and Bob talking about me.”

“What were they saying?”

“You won’t believe it. Bob was telling Mick that he loved my tits, and wanted to shag me.”

“No, really?”

“Yep, then Mick said he would love to shag me. He even said he’d do a better job.”

“What did you do?”

“I marched in and told them straight.”

“What did you say?”

“That there was only one way to find out.”

“And?”

“Well, Mick was right, he was much better.”