I ordered a G&T at the poolside bar, when the blonde woman next to me smiled and reached for my hand.

"Let me tell your fortune," she said, turning my hand over.

"You're going to meet a leggy blonde, stare at her tits and feel a desire to fuck her."

I nodded, just as my tall, blonde wife approached the bar.

"Make that two G&T's," I said, pulling my hand back.

I turned to kiss my wife, took the drinks and headed for a table.

"What are the chances of that," I heard her tell the barman. "Just my luck!"