I was walking home from doing some shopping.

A neighbour pulled up next to me and offered me a lift home.

I accepted.

“You still fucking Jake?”

“Not since I found out he was fucking Sue.”

“Shit, she is only a teenager.”

“She is nineteen, but it seems she has no problems fucking other women's husbands.”

“No worse than her mother.”

“Are you jealous?”

“No.”

“Are we going to your place or mine? it's obvious what's on your mind.”

“Yours, you never know when Sally might come home.”

“Park around the back, she won't see your car then.”