I am Sperm-RL121299-XZ. I have just come from five weeks of basic training in the epididymis.

Moaning noises and sounds of a female voice. Something’s up.

The rush is on to the vas deferens.

Here comes the prostate gland – adding extra fluids.  Lots and lots of extra fluid.

Female sounds continue.  Squeezing into the ejaculatory duct and into the urethra.  The traffic signal to “GO” is not green yet.  Wow – that is a long tunnel we’re heading into.

Here we go.  We shoot out and land on something warm and wet, and slide down another long dark tube.

The voice humms, and says “Delicious”.