"I've met someone."

"Is she nice?"

"She's lovely!"

"Can she cope with you?"

"So far, so good."

"What about those special things you like me to do to you?"

"It's as if she can read my mind..."

 "Does she let you do your favourite thing?"

"You mean when you are on your front with a pillow under your tummy?"

"Precisely."

"She insists on it!"

"Are you ever disobedient?"

"She says I can be wilful."

"What happens then?"

"She spanks my bottom."

"Where did you meet this wonderful woman?"

"Just now, when I woke up and was already in her arms."