"Did you know that, in the old days, indecent exposure was a capital crime?"

"Really?"

"Yes. My great-uncle was hung for it. And very well hung he was too!"

"Ha ha! Speaking of well-hung, Raul has quite the bulge in his trousers, you know. I never fail to notice it."

I stored away this information. Two weeks later, Raul closed the bedroom door behind us.

My mouth fell as his pants did.

I did not know a human penis could grow that large. Oh well. Good training for when my first child slides out of there, I guess.