My name is Graham and I am a sixty-seven-year-old builder from Southampton. I got a call from a woman who lives locally, who wanted her kitchen renovated. A few days later, I turned up at her door. As I rang her doorbell, I realised that I badly needed to pee, and I cursed myself for not going before.
Mrs Simmonds answered the door. She looked very austere in twinset and pearls, which made her look ten years older than her fifty years. She wore glasses, with thick frames, and her frizzy dark hair had flecks of grey in it. She looked to be what I would call a bluestocking, a throwback to the fifties. Tidy enough, but not bothered by her rather dowdy appearance.
She showed me into her kitchen, which looked as antiquated as she did. This after making me take my boots off to protect her carpets. The room was looking worse for wear and would clearly benefit from the major makeover I could give it. After discussing her ideas for a new kitchen, she left me to measure up. As I passed the downstairs bathroom, I thought that I better empty my full bladder, before I went back to the living room and as by that time I was desperate, I didn't lock the bathroom door.
I unzipped the fly of my jeans, took out my cock and pointed it at the toilet. My stream of piss poured into the bowl, making a satisfying splashing sound.
Seconds later, while I was still in mid-flow, the bathroom door opened and Mrs Simmonds appeared, standing in the bathroom doorway. There was not a lot I could do to hide my predicament. My old todger was in my hand, semi-erect as I pissed a long stream into her toilet as she took in the view of both me and my fat cock.
"Oh, you're in here," she said, her eyes focussed on my hard-on cock pissing.
Staying longer than seemed appropriate, she then excused herself and left.
Naturally, I felt embarrassed that the prim and proper woman I would be working for over the next couple of weeks had just seen my thick penis on day one.
As I'd be working there, I couldn't just scurry off. I had to face the music.
She had made me a cup of tea and when I had drunk half of it; I thought I'd better apologise.
"I should have asked your permission to use your loo. I'm sorry, I do hope I didn't embarrass you, Mrs Simmonds," I murmured.
"No, don't worry about it. You didn't embarrass me," she responded. "I was just a bit surprised, really. I didn't know you were in there."
"At my age, I have to go when I have to go," I explained.
"That's understandable Graham, but I feel I'm the one who should apologise," she added.
"To be honest, I was a bit taken aback by the size of your ..." the end of her sentence hung in the air.
"The size of my…" I replied.
"Well, if you must know, you have a very manly penis. I didn't think they got that big, and it rather took me aback," she confessed. " My husband is not so well-endowed as you are."
Sitting across from me, she looked a little flustered, but her tone was confessional.
"I'm afraid I've had rather a sheltered life when it comes to the opposite sex. In fact, the first time I saw my husband's penis, it was on our wedding night and I have never seen another one till now. So I suppose it was natural curiosity that made me look so closely at you. I shouldn't have invaded your privacy. I don't know what came over me," she explained.
"No, I should have asked to use your loo, and you weren't prying, but I can assure you there are a lot bigger ones than mine," I explained.
"Well, I can only compare your penis to my Adrian's and your one is so much bigger."
I was flattered about the compliment she had given me about the size of my cock, as any man would.
After our cup of tea, we talked about the job and we agreed a discount price.
As I left, once again I apologised for not locking the bathroom door.
"No, don't apologise, it proved to be very educational," she murmured, as she closed the door.
All weekend I relived the excitement of Mrs Simmonds catching me holding my cock and her reaction to it. I decided if I got the chance, I'd give her a better perusal of my equipment.
Monday passed without incident and I thought that the incident of me exposing my cock had been forgotten.
On Tuesday, she asked if I wanted a cuppa and I gladly agreed. As I sat across from her chatting. I was reliving my exposure incident with her in my mind and inevitably my cock started to harden. The bulge in the front of my jeans was growing to its full size, and I could see her eyes were transfixed by it.
"Graham! you look as if you're a bit agitated," she smiled.
"Sorry, I was thinking about you saying seeing me had been educational," I replied, taking my courage in my hands. "I was just wondering if you'd like to further your education?"
Her face went bright red, but she met my eyes.
"I'm married Graham, I don't think that would be a good idea," she scolded.
"Every day is a school day, Mrs Simmonds," I suggested. "Why don't we look on it as just a way to satisfy your curiosity? We are both adults."
She went very quiet, and I scolded myself for being too forward. Imagine me thinking that she would be up for seeing my old todger. The silence hung in the room.
"You can call me Kate," she said.
Then, after another few minutes' silence when you could have heard a pin drop.
"Yes, well, you know, I would like to do that, but on condition that I only look, there will be no monkey business," she warned.
"Of course, Kate, I'd be honoured to show you," I replied.
I stood up and walked over to where she was sitting. Her eyes were fixed on the bulge in my jeans.
"Are you ready?" I asked.
She nodded yes, so I undid my belt, unbuttoned my jeans and unzipped my flies. As I don't wear underpants, my jeans fell around my ankles, exposing my hard cock to her avid gaze.
Quietly, I was in heaven, this staid wife was studying my cock in something approaching wonder.
I had shaved my cock and balls on Sunday, on the off-chance that she might want another look. My thick cock jutted out straight and my balls hung down heavily.
"Heaven's, you are a big boy!" she exclaimed as my cock met her gaze. "You are so much chunkier than my husband. You make him look tiny."
We both knew now she didn't have to rush as she examined my cock from all angles without touching it.