Arlene and I became “friends” on an adult website. We chatted regularly. She was in the “mature” age bracket like me. During one of our chats, I sent her a face pic. (She already had some body shots in my profile). Arlene was the first person on any adult site that I had sent a face picture to. I was pleasantly surprised when she sent a face picture back without me even asking.
We chatted about everyday things and our mutual love of travel. In one chat, I unburdened on her a host of setbacks I had experienced that week. After a brief, innocuous exchange, I told her a make-out session would make me feel better. She lived hours away, so it was a symbolic request, but she responded favorably.
In previous chats, I had shared that I owned a timeshare and had put in a request to swap my timeshare for a week at a hotel in New York City. I have never been to NYC, but she had. There are few timeshares in NYC, so my chances were not good that there would be a vacancy, but I held out hope.
Months after placing my request, I got a week. I sent Arlene the details and invited her to join me. She, like myself, is retired, so there would be no issue of having to ask for time off. Also, like me, Alene was not a millionaire, but airfare to New York would not break the budget either. However, we had never met in person. Would she accept my request?
The answer came back that she would. (Of course, she said yes. If she had said “no,” that would be the end of the story). She agreed to meet me in New York.
My flight arrived the night before her scheduled arrival. I took a cab to the timeshare. The hotel/timeshare had a great location. However, owners get the best room, so my -- our room -- was just on the fourth floor. While the view was modest, the room had quality furniture and a small frig, and, of course, coffee.
Because of jet lag, after getting settled, I went to bed. I woke early, showered, dressed, and went to a local grocery, got milk, wine, bagels, cream cheese, and a few other things. Returning to the room, I put away the purchases and looked at my phone. Arlene said she would text when she arrived. She had taken the red eye. It was already a half-hour after her flight was expected to arrive. Fifteen minutes later, I checked the airline’s website to see that her flight had arrived on time. I just figured she got cold feet.
As I was pacing around my room to decide what to do, I got a text. “I’m five minutes away.” I had assumed when I had said, “Text me when you arrive,” that meant when her plane arrived. In the miscommunication that can happen even in the best of relationships, she assumed I meant when she arrived at the hotel.