Like furious Valkyrie, the storms rolled in on the eve of the weekend. While neighboring states were pummeled into submission, I was totally unaware, oblivious to the tempest of death that obliterated the central and western portions of my home state. That’s because I was likewise being pummeled into submission.
North of us was complete disaster; to the west was utter devastation. The tornadoes rushed southward, leveling homes, businesses, and laying waste to large swathes of land. Turning due east, they came for us, charging toward us like enraged berserkers. Luckily, the smiting, stormy hands of the gods subsided into merely a furious, destruction-causing tempest.
Power was out everywhere, for hours at a time. Branches the size of semi-trucks broke from the trees and kamikazied into homes. Cars were buffeted about like toys. I was blissfully oblivious!
When the storms first hit, I was deeply immersed in the throes of raw, animal, lusty passion. What had begun as an information-gathering conversation the previous night, me trying to discover Glade’s, my boyfriend, sexual fantasies, ended with me confessing that I had enjoyed two guys at once, then the three at once. I confessed, face flushed, that I’d like to try more at once.
“I'll make some calls,” was all he had said.
Less than twenty-four hours later, I was the centerpiece guest of honor in a five-man gang-bang. Glade sat in his ancient, threadbare, comfy chair and watched, smiling all the while, a mug of honey mead in his hand. The five of them took turns molesting me, fucking my hot, dripping pussy, shoving their hard cocks into my eager mouth, and licking, sucking, and nibbling on every square millimeter of my flesh. The power had gone out, candles lit, and I had been so totally possessed by the demons of lust that I didn’t even notice.
When it was all over, having sucked them all to hardness again, so I could have seconds, I was so worn out that as soon as my head hit the pillow, I fell soundly asleep. My poor boyfriend didn’t get any loving Friday night! When the sun appeared on Saturday, I spent the entire day trying to think of something special to do so I could make it up to him. A medieval dark cape in the back of his closet gave me an epiphany.
A pale base foundation under dark, smoky, goth makeup to make me look like a slutty vampire-vixen, wearing only the cape, waiting for him to come home so I could ambush him, was my plan. I vant to suck you, would be drawled out in my sexiest, most wanton, creature-of-the-night voice as I dropped to my knees, taking that monster cock of his as deeply into my mouth as I could manage. That would show him how much I adored him. He’d be so surprised.
Yes, he was surprised. Also, my father was surprised; my mother was surprised! Shit.
Somebody, I won’t say whom, but she has red hair and tends to forget important little details, totally forgot that her parents were coming over so we could treat them to dinner and give them their Yule gifts a week early. Yes, I was mortified! Luckily, my parents are hedonistic swingers, so they got an uproarious chuckle out of it. My slutty mother even asked if she could borrow the cape. I died a little inside.
Thus began my frustrating weekend which grew into a frustrating week. Don’t get me wrong; I heartily recommend that everyone puts a five-person gang-bang on their bucket list. It was just that I craved my boyfriend. He has this sexual aura about him that few, if any, can resist. It’s true; it infuriates me.
Everywhere we go, women are hurling themselves at him, flirting with him right in front of me, and acting like whoring sluts in the hopes that he’ll notice them. All it takes is a glance from him, those gray-rimmed hazel eyes looking deeply into your soul with delight, and I drip, they drip, we drip. That roguishly crooked smile of his makes me, and others, instantly melt. Yes, I had five guys at once and it was pure sex-slut ecstasy; I wanted my one guy, the one that can literally make me pass out from pleasure.
The fury of the weather, my parents, and the aftermath made sex an impossibility. The gods and the forces of the universe, in rare unified alliance, cunt-blocked me!
The storms intensified into a gale-force tantrum, making driving my parents home far too perilous. Even the brief journey from the restaurant back to my boyfriend’s castle-like, Tudor-style abode made me think that I was about to meet Mr. Death. I probably shouldn’t have ordered the Salmon Mousse.
Saturday night was spent fuming over my inebriated, slutty mother trying to seduce my boyfriend then heading upstairs, into the very bed I was hoping to be properly pounded in, to get what sounded to be the best fucking of her life from Dad. Yes, I get off listening to people have sex; my exception to that kink is my parents. Rather than get ravaged into sweet oblivion by that thick, monster cock of Glade’s, I tossed and turned on the torturous couch, listening to my mother screaming out sex-talk so dirty and vile that I need years of therapy. In other words, no sex for me!
Sunday was consumed by surveying the local storm damage and taxiing the parents back to their home. The Grotto, Glade’s favorite restaurant a few miles up the road, was damaged by a fallen tree that fell less than an hour after we had left. The farm of Bill, his closest neighbor, the only one, actually, looked like a post-war newsreel. The roof of his barn was shredded, most of the outbuildings were laid low, and two of his cows and some goats were missing. The two-hour drive to my hometown, which I call Hell, where my parents live, took more than an extra hour, each way, due to the storm damage.
To my horny chagrin, by the time we navigated through the closed roads, devastation, downed power lines, and fallen trees, I was exhausted from the long day, falling asleep before we even made it home. Again, no sex. At least we had power; most others in the area were not so lucky.
Monday morning came and I awoke, feeling a bit grungy, but finally well-rested. My boyfriend, who I swear never sleeps, was already up and about. “What I Like About You” by the Romantics could be heard through the window. Looking out, Glade could be seen, shirtless in December, no less, dancing and prancing about, singing to the music, cleaning up the fallen timber and other debris.
His tight, compact muscles bulged in the glow of the morning sun; his hair cascaded around his face as he moved. His biceps bulged when he picked up a fallen limb as big around as my waist and tossed it into a growing pile near his fire pit as if it were weightless. I’m not saying I’m so shallow as to get hung up on looks, but he’s definitely eye-candy.
I’m also not saying that I need sex every day, or two times a day, or preferably three or four times a day; I’m just saying that he makes me uncontrollably horny and I want sex every day so badly that I can’t contain myself. When I lack a lover, I tend to masturbate at least ten times every day, on a slow day. When I have one, I only masturbate ten times a day on a horny day. It had been four days since I had that magic cock of his! By my math, that meant he owed me anywhere from eight to sixteen hard poundings, hot fucks, and sex so primal that tears of passion smear my makeup.
I considered the fresh coffee, orange juice, and cheese omelet on the tray next to my bed—he always cooks me breakfast before I wake up—and went back to voyeuring my lover. I’d like to say that I slowly ran my hands over my body, tweaked my nipples into horny pleasure, and got myself off gently and slowly. I was so fucking horny that I slammed my nude tits against the window sill and rubbed them harshly against the cold, hard wood. I quickly moistened a finger from my dripping cunt and plunged it into my asshole, without reservation, while my other hand tugged, pulled, and slammed on my clit. I came almost instantly, screaming and moaning.
I was further frustrated by the fact that my boyfriend promised to help his neighbor, Bill, repair the damage to his farm. My day was spent pouting around the house, playing with myself, and whining to my online friends. I was so fucking horny that I would have jumped at any chance for cybersex, which is usually not my thing. Instead, I sent naughty selfies to Glade and some of the guys from Friday’s gang-bang because nobody wanted to play with me. The aftermath of the storms had become a booty-barrier.
Long after dark, with me chomping at the bit for some cock, Glade came back in. I was crestfallen when Glade said that he promised Jim, the owner of the Grotto, that we’d go over and help him and the staff clean up and repair the damage. Let’s just say that it was a long night with very little sleep, the total opposite type of sleepless night that I was so desperately needing. Again, no fucking sex!
The entire staff of the restaurant was there, most of them grimy because the power was still out in the general area, except for Glade’s and Bill’s houses. My boyfriend, always full of chivalry and generosity, invited them all over to his place to shower and get warm. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for charity and the community coming together, but I was less than pleased about the platoon of waitresses, every single one of them trying to get their hooks into my boyfriend, coming over to shower and hang out. Hell hath no fury like a Krystal denied sex and put into competition with horny, Glade-stealing waitresses!