Yes. I was at an estate sale and heard a buzzing noise. Looked down my shirt to see a bumble bee on my bra. I ripped off short, bra, ran around screaming. My friend gathered my clothes and dragged me down hall and shoved me in a bathroom to redress. 😳

It’s Memorial Day! Let us never forget! ❤️

Love you all!

Just came out of hiding in the laundry room with Butters. 80mph winds just roared through and I’m surrounded by huge trees. Power just came back, thank goodness. Trees,limbs down.

Give me a stiff drink, please!

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Lush is hard to get stories published tbey are egotistical about amis placed period coma or other punctuation these atr mostly sex stories i dint think people you rrsf them.atr yry comcernec about a punctuation error

Any reputable publisher, Lush or elsewhere, will require correct spelling and punctuation. And none will publish something like what you just wrote. Even readers who just want a wank will care because they can’t follow a story with no punctuation.

A man’s ass.

Read Kat’s story. Read Carlton’s, too! There must be something in the coffee and donuts here to produce such great writers! ❤️ I highly recommend both!

Enjoy the long weekend, Rumpies!

Hiya, Rumpies!

I’m sorry for your loss, Bear! ❤️ Don’t worry, Fuzzy Lion, Ape, and I will keep a 👀 on the drinks.

Enjoy your trip, Kat! ❤️

I am off work til Tuesday! Woohoo!

Hugs to all my Rumpies family! ❤️

Here’s a new pic of Buttercup. She’s all grown up now at 8.5 pounds (and all tail). All my other cats had reached or exceeded 20 lbs, so she feels light as a feather to me.

I’m increasing chiropractor visits until work eases in July. Sigh.

Another great SS entry in, if interested. We’re at 6 entries now!

Severe weather day today. Stay safe, everyone!

Wow, Fuzzy Lion! So glad everyone’s safe! ❤️

Crazy scary weather. We’re close to 90 all week. Use to be that 90s was reserved for August.

Morning, all! I’m tired but still moving. Four days then a four-day break, then two days and another four-day break, so I’m looking ahead with a smile.

I’ll be in my corner with a big white furball discussing time travel.

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NO RAISINS!?!? How can you have oatmeal cookies with NO RAISINS?!?!

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Okay, whatever. Scarfs two cookies

And a Red Rose to go with those.

Long weekend here in the Great White North. Hope to have a story in the SS comp by the end of it. And our summer trip planned.

Later.

Yay! You’ll make entry #4. I’m gonna pimp again on my profile here… ssssshhh… don’t tell higher ups

Hiya, all!

Weddings are fun, Kat! ❤️

Bad weather not so much, Fuzzy Lion! 💔 Prayers for all suffering!

Can’t wait to read your comp story, Sara! ❤️

And da Bear… start another caffeine drip for me, please. Busy work day… I’ll be in my corner… with the plate of chocolate chip cookies

Morning Rumpies!

Kimmi tired. I’ll be in my corner. Hopefully I’ll find something furry and soft to nap on.

For me, The Black Rabbit series. (Ignore wrong title on link to first story. I changed title after saving in drafts.)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/a-deadly-fuck

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-black-rabbit-part-two

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-black-rabbit-part-three

Five characters, set in the Roaring Twenties, in New York City. I think viewing the setting and costumes would bring these characters even more to life.

Morning Rumpies!

It’s a lovely, rainy day in Kentucky!

And LYFBUZ, you must tell me your flirty line that got you that date, or I shall drag you to Storeroom #4 and flog it out of you. 😊

I am the brains that tells the computer what to do. I could tell it to delete all your money from your bank accounts. 😈 But, I probably won’t. 😇

Bearkeep, caffeine, please. Trying to stay awake for a 7 pm install…

Hi Tonya!!! I love your littly dances. I loved to dance, and still do!

My son is 26 now, but seems like he was a toddler just yesterday. Time flies!

It’s so nice to hear from you! ❤️

Install done! I’ll be in my corner, sleeping…

❤️

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Hang in there!

Kimmi’s drinks are on me tonight. 🍷

Thanks, Kat! 😘

I’m too old for this middle-of-the-night install shit.

Leave the light on tonight, Bearkeep. I’m bringing my laptop in for a 4am install for my client and will probably be digging into the drinks and popcorn machine.

Morning, Rumpies!

I’m just going to bathe in caffeine this week. Super busy week at work!

Hope it’s a good one for y’all! ❤️

I am over-the-moon tickled to announce an erotic short from talented author Piquet has been awarded Lush’s highest accolade.

In his story, the opening paragraph sinks its teeth into the reader and doesn’t release until the revealing ending.

Piquet thrusts us into an exciting atmosphere in a summer in the Mediterranean. His detailed descriptions never distract, but instead lure us further into his intriguing storyline.

There’s a dark mysterious, yet always sexy, feel to this BDSM story that will leave you with lingering thoughts about the main female character.

Please congratulate the author and find a quiet place to immerse yourself in Piquet’s “Just Call Me…Lover” erotic short story.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/just-call-melover

Huge Congratulations! I loved this one so much. A very high quality level of writing, and the title drew me in, too. Well-deserved E.P., and I hope many more find this gem. 😊

Morning, Rumpies!

I’m gonna grasp my cross and venture into the forbidden lands to read Kat’s new one!

And only in Kentucky does our radio station lead in to Mother’s Day weekend with Yo Momma jokes. 🙄

Here’s a few gems:

Yo momma so big the sorting hat placed her in Waffle House 😳

Yo momma so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s 😕

Yo momma so ugly her husband wakes up in bed with morning wood-n’t 🤐

I’ve watched too many SciFi movies. AI scares the shit out of me. I will never look at it. I am of the mind that what abilities we don’t use, we lose, so I’m against cars that drive for me, software that writes and draws for me, etc. Even those Robot vacuums scare me. 😱

Morning, Rumpies!

I love Spring except for the storms. I’m an F-5 tornado survivor and will never forget the sound or walking out of the basement I was in, in Petersburg, Indiana, and seeing everything flattened around me. Prayers to all affected last few days!

I have hell week at work next week, so taking weekend getaway to unplug and calm myself before the storm.

Happy Mother’s Day weekend to all you fab Moms and any Dads doing double duty. ❤️

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Were winners announced?

Yes, look at posting above this one.

Stay safe, Fuzzy Lion! We’re due for bad weather today, too.

(Climbs on top of the big furball in my corner)

I’m still all alone in SS comp. 🙄

But Jen posted results in Lush comp! :worship:

Huge congrats to Rumpies Kat, Annie, and Susie for making Top Thirteen! And Kat took 2nd Place!!! Yay! She was the creamy filling in the WannabeWordsmith/ShyThespian podium man which. Kat’s drinks are on me today!

1. Being Driven Slowly Mad by WannabeWordsmith

2. Alisha Unleashed by techgoddess

3. Down the Rabbit Hole by TheShyThespian

4. The Captain Of Her Heart by Mojavejoe420

5. Hexentanz by Piquet

6. Sir by chris21235

7. Pick Me Please Pick Me! by EmmaEddie72

8. Tied by el_henke

9. Bull Shite, Bull Dykes, Bull Fights: That’s Your Everyday D/s Love Story.by CuriousAnnie

10. The Key by deviantsusie

11. Shivani by NishasWorld

12. A Hot Wife Secretly Trains her Husband To Be Her Own Dom by john456berry

13. The Dollification of Olivia by PrincessC

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Huge congrats to WW, Kat, and TheShyThespian, and rest of top 13! Wow! All amazing stories!!!

I didn’t get to read as many as I would have liked. I’ll do better next comp! Great writing all!

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Well, how would YOU feel if you were trying to take a nap, and some stranger came along and sat, watching you?

I know, I know. It was my bad. And he showed me how quickly an annoyed animal can turn on ya.