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TheShyThespian
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Heteroflexible Genderqueer, 56
0 miles · England

About

Student, athlete, insurance clerk, soldier, roofer, sailor, backpacker, mountain-leader, tour-leader, cow-milker, fish-packer, husband, diplomat, actor, father, house-husband, real-estate agent, corrections officer, probation officer, writer, civil servant, cook.

As you can see, I've been a bit of a Jack-of-all-Trades, Master-of-None. I've had the fortune to travel, live and work in over 65 countries, including three years or more in places like Pakistan, Morocco and New Zealand. Probably the most fun job I've ever had was working as an Adventure Travel Tour Leader - getting paid to visit wonderful places and hike in the mountains!

I'll be the first to admit that I'm not much of a socialite (I'm rubbish at online messaging and chatting, and posting on others' walls...). I do enjoy talking with like-minded people but am, at heart, quite shy. I'm happy to friend others, both authors and readers alike, though if you're a reader, I'd be grateful if you at least read and comment on a story or two that I've written before asking to be my friend.

I guess you could say I’m not one of the ‘popular’ writers, though I like to think that people who read my stories do enjoy them. Typically, I tend to write stories with sex in (rather than sex stories), which I know doesn’t necessarily appeal to everyone on Lush.

I also strive to improve my writing. I do this partly by entering some of the competitions and partly by trying to write in the different categories available on Lush. I believe this challenges me as a writer and has broadened my ability and skills.

If you do read one of my stories, I welcome your feedback and (constructive) criticism. Leave a ‘like’ and perhaps a comment. Please be polite, even if you don’t like what you read – we all have our preferences, so please take note of the category and tags before telling me it’s ‘not your thing’.  

To date, I’ve entered 12 competitions, resulting in two Editors' Picks and two Recommended Reads. Not outstanding, perhaps, but I like to think not too shoddy either – there are some incredibly talented writers here on Lush, so getting in the top ten is always a challenge (I’ve only managed it three times)!  I’ve written in 33 of the 58 categories and, eventually, I hope to write in at least 14 of the remainder and achieve the Prolific Writer badge.

If you’ve got this far and are still interested, below are some of the stories which I think represent my best writing and that I am most proud of (ten of my favourites, shall we say?). Hopefully, there is something that appeals to everyone among them – I hope you enjoy at least one of them, and I’d love to know what you think:

A Date with Sandra (Mature category, 5,800 words): https://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/a-date-with-sandra

An Unexpected Moment of Heaven (MILF, 2,700 words): https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/an-unexpected-moment-of-heaven-part-one

The Shameless Voyeur (Voyeur stories, 1,200 words): https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/the-shameless-voyeur

Sometimes, Secrets Need to be Shared… (Oral Sex – and very bisexual!, 2,900 words): https://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/sometimes-secrets-need-to-be-shared

Venus Flytrap (Competition entry for the Quick & Risqué Sex competition in the Quickie Sex category – my most popular story – 1,000 words): https://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/venus-flytrap

John and the Goddess (Strap-on Sex, 2,800 words): https://www.lushstories.com/stories/strap-on-sex/john-and-the-goddess

Beguiled (Supernatural, 2,200 words): https://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/beguiled-1

Becoming Jessica (Cross-dressing, 3,800 words): https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cross-dressing/becoming-jessica

Birth of a Cuckquean (Seduction category, 10,000 – if you prefer a longer story): https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/birth-of-a-cuckquean

Carpe Diem (Competition entry for the Time Travel Competition in the Fantasy and Sci-fi category, 5,300 words): https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-sci-fi/carpe-diem

And if those are too long for you, here is a small selection from the Microfiction category to tempt you…

Rosalind: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/rosalind

Voyeur Uncovered: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/voyeur-uncovered

The Cuckquean: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/the-cuckquean

First Tastehttps://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/first-taste-2

The Laundry Basket: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/the-laundry-basket

Thank you so much for reading! I look forward to your thoughts.


Interests
I love acting on stage, reading, watching movies and hill walking. I also have a love of travel and experiencing different cultures and cuisine. And, if it's not already obvious, I enjoy writing, too.

Favourite Books
Lots. Unlike with movies I do have an actual favourite; The Time Traveller's Wife, which I can re-read and enjoy time and time again. Others; To Kill a Mockingbird (Harper Lee), Out of the Shelter (David Lodge), The Chrysalids (John Wyndham), The Hunger Games Trilogy, The Harry Potter series, The Secret History (Donna Tartt), the Quiller spy novels, The Perks of Being a Wallflower. For a relaxing read I still turn to Dick Francis and Desmond Bagley.

Favourite Authors
Bernard Cornwell, David Lodge, JK Rowling, Harper Lee, John Wyndham, Len Deighton, Adam Hall, Dick Francis, Desmond Bagley, Donna Tartt.

Favourite Movies
Hmmm - difficult to place a favourite with so many different genres. Here are a few: 

2016 - Arrival; 2015 - The Martian; 2014 - Pride; 2013 - Blue is the Warmest Colour; 2012 - The Perks of Being a Wallflower; 2011 - The Adjustment Bureau; 2010 - Monsters; 2009 - Whip It; 2008 - Let the Right One In; 2007 - Into the Wild; 2006 - Glory Road; 2005 - The World’s Fastest Indian; 2004 - Miracle; 2003 - Love Actually; 2002 - Whale Rider; 2001 - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring; 2001 - Donnie Darko; 2001 - Amelie; 2000 - The Legend of Bagger Vance; 1999 - American Beauty; 1999 - Notting Hill; 1999 - The Thomas Crown Affair; 1998 - The Truman Show; 1998 - Run Lola Run; 1997 - L.A. Confidential; 1997 - The Full Monty; 1997 - Good Will Hunting; 1996 - Trainspotting; 1995 - 12 Monkeys; 1995 - Apollo 13; 1995 - The Usual Suspects; 1994 - The Shawshank Redemption; 1994 - Leon; 1994 - Four Weddings and a Funeral; 1994 - Forest Gump; 1993 - Groundhog Day; 1993 - True Romance; 1993 - What's Eating Gilbert Grape; 1991 - L.A. Story; 1991 - Thelma and Louise; 1991 - Terminator 2: Judgement Day; 1990 - Dances with Wolves; 1990 - Pump up the Volume; 1989 - Field of Dreams; 1989 - Dead Poets Society; 1988 - Rain Man; 1988 - Heathers; 1987 - Dirty Dancing; 1986 - Aliens; 1985 - Back to the Future; 1984 - The Terminator; 1983 - Risky Business; 1982 - Blade Runner; 1981 - An American Werewolf in London; 1979 - Alien; 1976 - The Outlaw Josey Wales; 1970 - The Railway Children; 1969 - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid; 1969 - The Italian Job; 1963 - The Great Escape

Favourite TV Shows
I don't watch much TV, but these have stood out over the years. Edge of Darkness (UK BBC series in 1986), Band of Brothers, Battlestar Galactica (re-imagining), The West Wing, Fringe, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles; Sense8; The Expanse

Favourite Music
I have eclectic and varied taste in music, including world music. 

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Down the Rabbit Hole

What is the catalyst that makes us act on our desires? That triggers us to become who we truly are?  Shall I tell you my story? Of how I was finally able to be who I wanted to be?

I wonder what the neighbours would think if they looked through the lounge window of my quaint little cottage? I’m facing the wall on my knees doing ‘corner time’. Perhaps not, in itself, enough to cause much of a scandal. But I’m not wearing very much, y...

A Friend in Need

My best friend was in the doldrums. And my wife knew the perfect solution…

I hadn’t seen my best friend for nearly five years. Max and his sister had been looking after their elderly father until he passed away a few months ago. And although I knew they had been devastated, I also sensed relief in the family. His dad’s quality o...

Abby’s Awakening

Sometimes your true self lies dormant until it is encouraged to stir from its slumber. Only then, when finally released from its shackles, can the emerging spirit soar!

Lights flashed and music boomed out of the speakers, impelling everyone to move. The floor was awash with pumping arms, flailing legs and bouncing bodies. The dancing was wild. Felicity was screaming, hands waving wildly to the rave music, the beat forcin...

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