About HeraTeleia


Mother, sister, nurse, lover, churchgoing United Methodist, writer of porn. In that order.

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Paradise, British Columbia , Canada
Reading, reading, reading, and also, reading. Oh, and shooting (Glock pistols), counted cross-stitch, knitting, gardening (particularly working on water gardens and raised beds), and floristry.
Favorite Books:
Through The Brazilian Wilderness; A Yellow Raft In Blue Water; Into Thin Air; Dominion; Passage To Juneau; Vox; U & I; Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania; Unbroken; A Widow For One Year; A Confederacy of Dunces; Lincoln; Catch-22; Schindler's List; Hitler's Willing Executioners: Ordinary Germans and the Holocaust; (misconceptions); Indian Killer; Under The Banner Of Heaven; 1861: The Civil War Awakening; God Is Not Great; The Hunt For Red October; Cadillac Desert; the entire Harry Potter series....the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Authors:
Krakauer, Raban, Alexie, Dorris, Roosevelt, Ondaatje, Doig, Rowling, Erik Larson, Nicholson Baker, Naomi Wolf, Hitchens, Clancy, Kearns Goodwin...and again, the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Movies:
The Harry Potter movies; The Hunt For Red October; Taken; Ocean's Eleven; Field of Dreams; Bull Durham; Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them; Run Silent, Run Deep; Crimson Tide; Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark; Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade; The Killing Fields; Hotel Rwanda; Major League (yes, really); Zodiac; All The President's Men; The English Patient...not much of a moviegoer but these round out my list of movies I can see over and over again.
Favourite TV Shows:
NCIS and its various spin-offs, anything news-related.
Favorite Music:
Widely varied taste in music...pretty much everything but metal.


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Topic: Getting Wet
Posted: 19 Jan 2017 23:27

Three part question:
What gets you wet?
How wet do you get?
Can you feel yourself getting wet?

1) Certain well-written literary porn; the idea that some of the literary porn that I write makes other people wet (or hard, whatever); and, to paraphrase H., a certain MAN.

2) Varies according to circumstance.

3) Yes.

Topic: Erotica by Ms. B
Posted: 19 Jan 2017 21:47

How have I not noticed that my own story is in the divine Ms. B's sig line?

Pretty sure I don't deserve that honour, but thank you from the bottom of my...well, you did say that your boobs are bigger than your heart, and from a purely physiological standpoint, that's very true for me as well. So thank you from both the bottom of my heart and the warm embrace of my boobs. I love you! Below is a GIF pretty much summing up how I feel right now...or maybe what it is that I feel like doing?


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 Jan 2017 09:33

*peeks head in the door*

I've never been in here before. Is there alcohol? One of my daft NY resolutions was to give up alcohol this year, but I can have a virtual drink, right?


There's alcohol, in the BYOB sense of the term. *patting bar stool next to me* May as well line up the plurality of Jennifers...

BTW, we will be open tomorrow. However, patrons are asked to wear mourning black in recognition of the day's 'big' event. (sigh)

Ah, I've been working enough to block Friday's oncoming events in the U.S. almost completely out of my mind. Will probably need a few stiff drinks IRL after coming home from work tomorrow to face whatever the newly inaugurated President has posted on Twitter and/or what EO's issued by his predecessor(s) he has already eradicated.

Topic: I want to get this from a stranger's prespective am I a fool/idoit
Posted: 19 Jan 2017 08:49

Name one time someone meant something to you.

SereneProdigy, although I do not presume to know him aside from what he has posted previously in other threads, is IMHO quite astute in his assessment of your situation. I am sure that he has had someone--a "real" someone, someone offline, not an online "friend"--mean something to him, to paraphrase your statement. To dismiss his opinion and advice, which you actively solicited, out of hand because he is male and/or because it is does not match whatever opinion/advice it is you were hoping to receive, is rather foolish in and of itself.

As to your situation, "Lexi" and your relationship with/to her may well have seemed real to you, but from what I've read, your relationship with her was solely through Lush; you never spoke on the phone with her, never spent physical time with her, never did any of the things that would, in the definition of most, fall under the umbrella of "dating" each other. I can count on one hand the number of people on Lush with whom I have forged true relationships with--all platonic--and in each case, at the very least, we talk (as in, by phone) or text or whatever on a regular, frequent basis outside of Lush.

It is an unfortunate truth, but you "met" someone here, you idealized her, and you ascribed feelings to her that she clearly did not feel and clearly did not reciprocate. SP's advice to "move...on" is sage, and you would do well to heed that advice.


"My friend appears to be in distress...I'd better exalt myself."

LOL. Having received an FR myself from the referenced member, his standards for choosing a "friend" seem to be fairly lax: if you are female and of fair complexion, you automatically qualify for a friend request. Bonus points and really long private messages are "awarded" for having written something he found to be arousing.

Topic: 'Final Edit' advice
Posted: 19 Jan 2017 03:20

I like adverbs but you have to be careful not to overuse them.

I think if you strip too many out you run the risk of making your story sterile, like a triple distilled shot of literature. The flipside is cramming the piece with so many that it ends up fat and fluffy.

Yah, adverbs and adjectives are a careful balance. My pieces generally start out somewhere around a total word count of around 3,500; I let them sit for a while in my Google Drive, then mercilessly weed whack out everything that isn't absolutely necessary to the piece.

Aspire to write like J.R.R. Tolkien, aspire to weed whack like Hemingway, is what an English Lit professor of mine told me years ago in university. This is probably why many, if not most, of my pieces end up in the Flash Erotica category (less than or equal to 1,000 words) or come (no pun intended) very close to landing in that category, at somewhere around the 1,500 word mark.

Side note: A huge personal pet peeve of mine is the overuse of commas. There's the "regular" comma, the Oxford comma, and aside from those, they shouldn't be in a piece. I've read many otherwise good or great pieces on this site wherein the author confuses a pause in thought with a need for a comma. If in doubt, lose the comma. Semicolons are your friend, not so much commas. Just my thoughts on the subject.

Topic: What are your hobbies?
Posted: 19 Jan 2017 00:10

Reading, counted cross-stitch, knitting, competitive shooting.

Topic: Help me wish Green_Man (Larry) a Happy Birthday today.
Posted: 19 Jan 2017 00:02


Topic: 52.3% of Union Members Outside of Teacher Unions Voted for Trump
Posted: 18 Jan 2017 22:30

fucking feminists, always complaining when random guys decide to grab their pussies. makes me sick. for the record, guy ever did that to me, i'd smile politely (as i'm putting my knee into his balls). and yes, i'm a fucking feminist.

I must be a fucking feminist, too...although I rather doubt that any idiot dumb enough to grab my pussy would be so lucky as to escape with just a set of bruised balls...

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Jan 2017 01:56

I'll take a Hannah please. I threw a slight tantrum and deactivated my account here for a few days because of behavior of another. I did come to my senses and realize that is their problem not mine. I have enough problems without caring about something that does not matter in the bigger picture.

I think I need to write a new story. I'm still trying to figure out how to include those cocktail umbrellas. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

I just have too many unfinished ones hanging around my computer. Maybe a Hannah will motivate me to take one out of the mothballs and figure out an ending.

In the meantime I am feeling generous so drinks are on me.

I type so slowly I missed the aforementioned free drink offer. No sex on the beach but please put my Hannah on MPL's tab.

Thank you!

Gil, I accidentally deleted your PM to me...and I've been working for ten and half days straight (wasn't supposed to work today, but a pregnant colleague called in, there were no qualified float nurses available, so I ended up working). I'm sorry. It wasn't me intentionally ignoring your PM, and feel free to send it again, as you know I'm always one to listen.

Bill, believe me, I know the formula. I just can't for the life of me write even an "about as good as good as can be expected" ending. Doesn't matter whether I'm writing happy in my personal/relationship life (as I am now) or whether I'm writing whilst in the throes of absolute misery in my personal/relationship life, the story always ends up at least a bit dark somewhere. I'm working on a true erotic love story piece right now (tentatively titled "Of Love And Other Losses"), but I have no idea how it's going to work out, going against the grain of the familiar.

Also, a "Sex on the Beach" with whatever you think would be an appropriate chaser (two shots of vodka?), please. No, maybe just send down two of the "Sex on the Beach". Then please take whatever is currently on MPL's tab and put it on mine, please. She's a love to offer, but I pay for my own drinks IRL and like to pay for others' drinks as well. Thank you, dear.

Topic: Ever taken it from another girl with a strap-on or a shemale?
Posted: 18 Jan 2017 01:15

Presuming that by "taken it" you mean "sexually"...no to both options. Terribly sorry to disappoint.

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