First I heaped abuse on mods, and then I was made one. G-d knows what would happen if I were to heap abuse on Sprite. Wake up short, blonde, childless and find my vehicle to be a blue Ford Ranger? So no, I'll pass.

So glad to have you back, Sweets! Congratulations! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/pourwine.gif" alt="Pour Wine">

Cider me, please, Bill. A nice Finn's River Farms Blackcurrant with a shot of Maker's Mark to chase what I already have would be lovely. Thank you.

Yes, because it addresses something very personal to me--the effects of combat, direct and indirect, on any combat veteran. Plus, it's one of my few where the characters are given some sort of backstory. Please take a read?

Under Fire

Well, I go off for a few days to do some FEMA/Homeland Insecurity disaster/MASCAL incident response and SAR refresher training, come back and find that I've been invited to be a forum mod.

I accepted. Meaning that everyone should seriously consider getting very drunk right about now. I seriously need to learn to say no to things....

I'm so fucking sorry. If I could have saved you, you would have lived forever. I love you, I always will.

I have nothing but respect and adoration for the mods. They're a fine lot of bloody miserable illiterate cousin fucking piss Pabst drinking motherfuckers. I'll fuck anyone who says otherwise right the fuck up six different ways to Sunday.

*goes off to find a cider whilst waiting for her abuse*

Have you considered a professional gel (shellac, whatever) mani or mani pedi? Lacquer straight onto my natural nails is gone within a day or two, because I wash my hands constantly and use the alcohol hand gel all the time. The gel nail treatment is terrific, I can keep my nails short (or have my manicurist keep them short) and still have a beautiful "manicure".

As for what is going on now with your nails, Dani's advice is pretty spot on.

No joke, I had this dream that Jen murdered someone but everyone was applauding her because the victim was annoying AF. And she was so chilled out about it. Idk what's wrong with me.

Kan I have some tea?

Hmm. Well, on the plus side, I'm in your dreams, H. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/confused1.gif" alt="confused1">

Congratulations, Bethany! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/pourwine.gif" alt="Pour Wine">

Mike,  Enough endless talking.  You once said that it is not bragging if one can back up one’s words with action, and now it has come time to back up your words, mon petit.   Please see attached; everything has been arranged.  Yours, Jen. No further explanation. A ‘click,’ a mental turn as my brain processed those three short sentences, and time quite changed, my vision dimming as I...

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The crack of the disinfectant sponge applicator being opened, the anticipation of the cool burning fire fluid being applied to her spread outer lips, was like a dinner bell.  Her dark pink sex, on full display due to her hips being lifted by two thick down and foam fill pillows and a pile of innocent--for now--white hotel linens, started to leak with the drooling desire of what was to come...

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“I have something for you.”   She looked up at him carefully, green eyes widening, pale hands unconsciously reaching back to tuck her long, dark brown hair up so that it fell at the nape of her neck.  Surprises were something that she was accustomed to giving; surprises were not something that she was accustomed to receiving. “Really?”   Her voice was soft, suffused with a hint of...

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“Settle down, love, we’re going to be fine.” Her pink glossed lips grazed his ears as she spoke these words, brushing the soft skin enough to comfort but not to further arouse. Her right hand was placed carefully, lightly but knowing, on his trembling body, that beautiful muscular body already tensed and ready for what he knew was to come. Telling rivulets of fragrant sweat ran unchecked...

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This was not what she intended at all when she walked into the Yale Street pub. She’d meant to have a soothing after work shot or two of Drambuie, call it good, and head home. Not this. Certainly not this. Yet here she was, bent over for all to see, in the half-lit darkness of the alley behind the bar--she wasn’t even sure it was the same one that she’d walked into. Forehead and hands...

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She stripped out of her scrubs in the hospital locker room, tossed them into the soiled laundry bin, and stepped into one of the twenty identical shower stalls, pulling the plastic curtain shut behind her. The hot, just shy of scalding water hit her surprised skin and began washing away the disinfectant smell of work, to replace it with the rose scent of her perfumed body wash. She loved...

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I know now, what I did not know then. I know now that your scars run too deep to be kissed away, that my love and devotion would be nothing in the face of your pain. I know now that no amount of my attention, my need, my willingness to give up my everything to you, would do anything to keep you with me, to keep you as my partner and my lover. Perhaps it is better that I did not know...

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She was sitting in one of the two deep, mahogany coloured leather chairs positioned by the fire in the Hunt Club, a long white cigarette dangling carelessly from her slim, manicured fingers, when I first saw her. When I first fell in lust with her, rather. Her red slingback stiletto heels dangled from her stockinged feet, and her red silk sheath dress had slipped up just enough to reveal a...

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Irrumatio. A single word, a throwaway, something learned and promptly forgotten. To me, though, it is an entire world of pleasure encapsulated in nine letters. It is the tingling of my freshly fucked sopping swollen sex, it is the heavy breathing and dilated pupils of your orgasm and the delicious smell of semen and want thickening the room air, making (it seems to me) even the ceiling...

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It was hot, unusually so for the temperate marine climate of Seattle, and so she was as naked as could be without being fully so--stripped down to her pink and black lace bra and matching tanga cut pink and black lace panties. Still, at ten o’clock at night, with the house a balmy 75 F, that wasn’t enough. She needed to go outside, needed to feel the cooling night air against her skin, needed...

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