Date.

You are such a fraud and it's been called out by several members. <img src="/images/emoticons/director.gif" alt="director"> Give it up already. You're trying too hard and it's not working.

S/he clearly doesn't care about how s/he is perceived.

Moving on, yes, Trump could be wayyy more fucked. Pretty sure Mueller is good with fucking Trump over six ways to Sunday. Watch what happens when Cohen flips.

Hello, Welcome to Lush <img src="/images/emoticons/pourwine.gif" alt="Pour Wine">

I've gifted you with a Silver membership so all the features of Lush are available to you without ads. I hope you enjoy your time spent on the site.

Wishing you a wonderful weekend,

Racy

Wow, that was a lovely way to solve the OP's problem. Thank you. ~ Jennifer

Can I get a bit of Drambuie, neat, please, Bill? It's been a bit of a rough one.

Can I still look at this site without being a paid member?

Yes, but many features--including the ability to send messages and friend requests--will be unavailable to you. You will also no longer be able to peruse the site ad-free.

I would suggest that you purchase a pre-paid Visa or Mastercard and then upgrade your membership to at least a Silver, which is $20/year. Good luck.

Used to be swimming and shooting, but not so much since I blew apart my left shoulder in late 2015. Now it's brisk walks with Lily and kickboxing. Just started with the latter.

I don't quite understand the question. If you want so-called "true stories" , well, we have a whole section devoted to those writings. Whether or not the stories are non-fiction, or fictionalized accounts of actual events, or pure fiction, is anyone's guess.

Otherwise, all pieces should be presumed to be fiction, and yes, sometimes fiction requires the willing suspension of disbelief.

Yes.

I’m unfamiliar with some of your acronyms, but said tributes are on a printed picutre from a Lush members album, printed off and usually ejaculated on. Then a picture of the “tribute” is sent back to said member showing the cum splatter on the gallery picture.

Not sure how it progressed to DNA and having it checked to a database could be in play here. The post above you said that “this is making me think about laundry”

Goodness. I meant by my "laundry" comment only that receiving cum tributes makes me want to clean--a psychological reaction to seeing a pic of myself or a pic of one of my stories covered in a stranger's ejaculate. My apologies for the confusion.

Good Morning Vietnam. On tape. I don't know that I've ever seen a R-rated movie in a theatre.

Mike,  Enough endless talking.  You once said that it is not bragging if one can back up one’s words with action, and now it has come time to back up your words, mon petit.   Please see attached; everything has been arranged.  Yours, Jen. No further explanation. A ‘click,’ a mental turn as my brain processed those three short sentences, and time quite changed, my vision dimming as I...

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The crack of the disinfectant sponge applicator being opened, the anticipation of the cool burning fire fluid being applied to her spread outer lips, was like a dinner bell.  Her dark pink sex, on full display due to her hips being lifted by two thick down and foam fill pillows and a pile of innocent--for now--white hotel linens, started to leak with the drooling desire of what was to come...

Added 15 Jun 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 34 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,200 | 29 Comments

“I have something for you.”   She looked up at him carefully, green eyes widening, pale hands unconsciously reaching back to tuck her long, dark brown hair up so that it fell at the nape of her neck.  Surprises were something that she was accustomed to giving; surprises were not something that she was accustomed to receiving. “Really?”   Her voice was soft, suffused with a hint of...

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“Settle down, love, we’re going to be fine.” Her pink glossed lips grazed his ears as she spoke these words, brushing the soft skin enough to comfort but not to further arouse. Her right hand was placed carefully, lightly but knowing, on his trembling body, that beautiful muscular body already tensed and ready for what he knew was to come. Telling rivulets of fragrant sweat ran unchecked...

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This was not what she intended at all when she walked into the Yale Street pub. She’d meant to have a soothing after work shot or two of Drambuie, call it good, and head home. Not this. Certainly not this. Yet here she was, bent over for all to see, in the half-lit darkness of the alley behind the bar--she wasn’t even sure it was the same one that she’d walked into. Forehead and hands...

Added 23 Sep 2015 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 40 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,100 | 34 Comments

She stripped out of her scrubs in the hospital locker room, tossed them into the soiled laundry bin, and stepped into one of the twenty identical shower stalls, pulling the plastic curtain shut behind her. The hot, just shy of scalding water hit her surprised skin and began washing away the disinfectant smell of work, to replace it with the rose scent of her perfumed body wash. She loved...

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I know now, what I did not know then. I know now that your scars run too deep to be kissed away, that my love and devotion would be nothing in the face of your pain. I know now that no amount of my attention, my need, my willingness to give up my everything to you, would do anything to keep you with me, to keep you as my partner and my lover. Perhaps it is better that I did not know...

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She was sitting in one of the two deep, mahogany coloured leather chairs positioned by the fire in the Hunt Club, a long white cigarette dangling carelessly from her slim, manicured fingers, when I first saw her. When I first fell in lust with her, rather. Her red slingback stiletto heels dangled from her stockinged feet, and her red silk sheath dress had slipped up just enough to reveal a...

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Irrumatio. A single word, a throwaway, something learned and promptly forgotten. To me, though, it is an entire world of pleasure encapsulated in nine letters. It is the tingling of my freshly fucked sopping swollen sex, it is the heavy breathing and dilated pupils of your orgasm and the delicious smell of semen and want thickening the room air, making (it seems to me) even the ceiling...

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It was hot, unusually so for the temperate marine climate of Seattle, and so she was as naked as could be without being fully so--stripped down to her pink and black lace bra and matching tanga cut pink and black lace panties. Still, at ten o’clock at night, with the house a balmy 75 F, that wasn’t enough. She needed to go outside, needed to feel the cooling night air against her skin, needed...

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