New Zealand. We're going to fuck shit up with an army of sheep and native nocturnal birds. Then you'll see. You'll all see!!!

Canada. We'll see your sheep and raise you a Joint Task Force Two, the special forces tasked with taking out high-ranking al-Qa'ida and ISIS leaders. Also? Lumberjack commandos. Just saying.

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Not to sound callous, but crying never fixed anything or saved any lives in the history of ever.

Here in the Pacific Northwest/Lower Mainland, we know damn well that a huge earthquake is coming, one that will devastate the region. Me, I've taken proactive steps, including making evacuation plans for my sons, storing three week's worth of food and water for every individual in the household, plus stocking prescription medications and other items that might not be accessible in the immediate aftermath of a disaster. I have similarly stocked one cabinet with food and water for my dog and my cat, enough for again, three weeks.

Doing simple stuff can save your life and allow you to help others survive as well. I always keeping a sturdy pair of boots right next to my bed (many injuries incurred in earthquake scenarios involve lacerations to the hands and feet) and keep multiple flashlights and fire extinguishers at hand. Also have a N95 vented mask stuffed into one of the shoes, a Kershaw knife in the other.

I also volunteer with my city's fire department, teaching civilians how to handle light disaster medical and light urban search and rescue and teaching professional firefighters how to work with civilians--to the point of ceding control of a scene--and helping them to understand that in a true MASCAL, standard practice--like CPR--goes out the window. If there are hundreds dead or dying, if you choose to devote your resources to one person, dozens more may die because you wasted your time on one person.

It's a thing. I volunteer with the fire department as a member of a C.E.R.T. team, trained and certified by FEMA in MASCAL management; my particular area of expertise is medical. The motto of C.E.R.T. teams across the U.S. is "Greatest Good For The Greatest Number". Meaning that yes, some will die, but hundreds more may well live because of your efforts and preparation.

So. Yah. Apocalypse what now? You sit there and cry, I got this.

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Comically awful is how I would describe my losing my virginity.

I use Suave too!

Yup. Good stuff, and inexpensive.

It doesn't make sense to me to spend money on the high-end salon brands when you're literally going to wash it down the drain. Now, leave-in products, those I'll spend money on. Recently discovered Ouai Rose Hair & Body oil. Smells good, and leaves my fine but thick hair nice and shiny and most importantly, behaving itself. I still use the Sebastian leave-in product, probably out of habit more than anything else.

Christ. The first guy to actually make headway toward ending a war that's been going on for nearly seventy years, between two countries whose people have only known hate for each other, and you say HE'S the one threatening world peace. Your Trump Derangement Syndrome is getting the better of you. You should go see a doctor that specializes in prescribing anti-psychotics, and get treated.

Headway what now? No signed treaty or agreement to denuclearize North Korea came out of that shit show in Singapore. Things that did come out of the meeting? Legitimacy for Kim Jong-Un, a man known to have had his own uncle killed, in front of his wife and children, with a fucking anti-aircraft gun. Another thing? Trump instantly alienated valuable allies by giving away the proverbial farm in the form of agreeing to cease military exercises near the Korean peninsula. Did I mention that the POTUS fucking saluted a North Korean general? Because he did.

I'm not feeling great about anything with Trump in The White House and Putin in The Kremlin.



Putin is de facto in the White House, not in the Kremlin. Our current President is Putin's man in Washington. The POTUS is by any measure a traitor the country, and I seriously believe that he may eventually indicted on espionage charges. The POTUS has destroyed the Five Eyes network, and because of that, the U.S. is the greatest threat to world peace.

I didn’t see there were rules to how many threads you can post. If I’ve violated the terms of this site I apologize. If you want to silence me you’re free to block me. If I am in violation to the rules of this site I can be banned or suspended.

There isn't a rule regarding how many threads one can initiate. That said, please knock off the drama, and seriously, you need to lay off the InfoWars.

All of them.

Seriously, I maintain a very well-stocked liquor cabinet--my mum always said that dinner guests wouldn't care if the main course was terrible as long as I could mix a decent drink. I also keep a copy of the Bartender's Bible and some other specialty drink literature in the liquor cabinet.

I have several dresses that tend to blow up in the least bit of wind. Fortunately, this usually happens on the plaza at work--fortunate because I work for a university-affiliated hospital and no man wants to be caught looking even remotely like he's eyeing a woman.

That said, if I saw some random trying to look up my dress? I'd cross my legs and give him a look that would make his testicles retract to right about the level of his belly button.

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