About HeraTeleia

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Mum, aunt, sister, nurse, churchgoing United Methodist, writer of porn. In that order.

Name:
Jennifer
Sex:
Female 
Age:
38
Sign:
Virgo
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Paradise, British Columbia , Canada
Interests:
Reading, reading, reading, and also, reading. Oh, and shooting (Glock pistols), counted cross-stitch, knitting, gardening (particularly working on water gardens and raised beds), and floristry.
Favorite Books:
Through The Brazilian Wilderness; A Yellow Raft In Blue Water; Into Thin Air; Dominion; Passage To Juneau; Vox; U & I; Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania; Unbroken; A Widow For One Year; A Confederacy of Dunces; Lincoln; Catch-22; Schindler's List; Hitler's Willing Executioners: Ordinary Germans and the Holocaust; (misconceptions); Indian Killer; Under The Banner Of Heaven; 1861: The Civil War Awakening; God Is Not Great; The Hunt For Red October; Cadillac Desert; the entire Harry Potter series....the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Authors:
Krakauer, Raban, Alexie, Dorris, Roosevelt, Ondaatje, Doig, Rowling, Erik Larson, Nicholson Baker, Naomi Wolf, Hitchens, Clancy, Kearns Goodwin...and again, the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Movies:
The Harry Potter movies; The Hunt For Red October; Taken; Ocean's Eleven; Field of Dreams; Bull Durham; Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them; Run Silent, Run Deep; Crimson Tide; Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark; Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade; The Killing Fields; Hotel Rwanda; Major League (yes, really); Zodiac; All The President's Men; The English Patient...not much of a moviegoer but these round out my list of movies I can see over and over again.
Favourite TV Shows:
NCIS and its various spin-offs, anything news-related.
Favorite Music:
Widely varied taste in music...pretty much everything but metal.
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Topic: Heap abuse on Sprite
Posted: 17 Aug 2017 21:57

First I heaped abuse on mods, and then I was made one. G-d knows what would happen if I were to heap abuse on Sprite. Wake up short, blonde, childless and find my vehicle to be a blue Ford Ranger? So no, I'll pass.

Topic: Moderator of the Month, for July
Posted: 16 Aug 2017 20:03

So glad to have you back, Sweets! Congratulations! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/pourwine.gif" alt="Pour Wine">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Aug 2017 19:29

Cider me, please, Bill. A nice Finn's River Farms Blackcurrant with a shot of Maker's Mark to chase what I already have would be lovely. Thank you.

Topic: Is there one poem or story you've written that you would like more people to read?
Posted: 15 Aug 2017 23:25

Yes, because it addresses something very personal to me--the effects of combat, direct and indirect, on any combat veteran. Plus, it's one of my few where the characters are given some sort of backstory. Please take a read?

Under Fire

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 15 Aug 2017 21:30

Well, I go off for a few days to do some FEMA/Homeland Insecurity disaster/MASCAL incident response and SAR refresher training, come back and find that I've been invited to be a forum mod.

I accepted. Meaning that everyone should seriously consider getting very drunk right about now. I seriously need to learn to say no to things....

Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 06 Aug 2017 23:06

I'm so fucking sorry. If I could have saved you, you would have lived forever. I love you, I always will.

Topic: Get abused by a drunk mod.
Posted: 06 Aug 2017 00:07

I have nothing but respect and adoration for the mods. They're a fine lot of bloody miserable illiterate cousin fucking piss Pabst drinking motherfuckers. I'll fuck anyone who says otherwise right the fuck up six different ways to Sunday.

*goes off to find a cider whilst waiting for her abuse*

Topic: Nail polish trouble
Posted: 26 Jul 2017 22:43

Have you considered a professional gel (shellac, whatever) mani or mani pedi? Lacquer straight onto my natural nails is gone within a day or two, because I wash my hands constantly and use the alcohol hand gel all the time. The gel nail treatment is terrific, I can keep my nails short (or have my manicurist keep them short) and still have a beautiful "manicure".

As for what is going on now with your nails, Dani's advice is pretty spot on.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Jul 2017 22:51

No joke, I had this dream that Jen murdered someone but everyone was applauding her because the victim was annoying AF. And she was so chilled out about it. Idk what's wrong with me.

Kan I have some tea?

Hmm. Well, on the plus side, I'm in your dreams, H. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/confused1.gif" alt="confused1">

Topic: Awesome Award 7/22/17: BethanyFrasier
Posted: 22 Jul 2017 21:38

Congratulations, Bethany! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/pourwine.gif" alt="Pour Wine">

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This was not what she intended at all when she walked into the Yale Street pub. She’d meant to have a soothing after work shot or two of Drambuie, call it good, and head home. Not this. Certainly not this. Yet here she was, bent over for all to see, in the half-lit darkness of the alley behind the bar--she wasn’t even sure it was the same one that she’d walked into. Forehead and hands...

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Under Fire

I know now, what I did not know then. I know now that your scars run too deep to be kissed away, that my love and devotion would be nothing in the face of your pain. I know now that no amount of my attention, my need, my willingness to give up my everything to you, would do anything to keep you with me, to keep you as my partner and my lover. Perhaps it is better that I did not know...

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Silken Smoke

She was sitting in one of the two deep, mahogany coloured leather chairs positioned by the fire in the Hunt Club, a long white cigarette dangling carelessly from her slim, manicured fingers, when I first saw her. When I first fell in lust with her, rather. Her red slingback stiletto heels dangled from her stockinged feet, and her red silk sheath dress had slipped up just enough to reveal a...

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