About HeraTeleia


Mother, sister, nurse, lover, churchgoing United Methodist, writer of porn. In that order.

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with Baldr
Paradise, British Columbia , Canada
Reading, reading, reading, and also, reading. Oh, and shooting (Glock pistols), counted cross-stitch, knitting, gardening (particularly working on water gardens and raised beds), and floristry.
Favorite Books:
Through The Brazilian Wilderness; A Yellow Raft In Blue Water; Into Thin Air; Dominion; Passage To Juneau; Vox; U & I; Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania; Unbroken; A Widow For One Year; A Confederacy of Dunces; Lincoln; Catch-22; Schindler's List; Hitler's Willing Executioners: Ordinary Germans and the Holocaust; (misconceptions); Indian Killer; Under The Banner Of Heaven; 1861: The Civil War Awakening; God Is Not Great; The Hunt For Red October; Cadillac Desert; the entire Harry Potter series....the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Authors:
Krakauer, Raban, Alexie, Dorris, Roosevelt, Ondaatje, Doig, Rowling, Erik Larson, Nicholson Baker, Naomi Wolf, Hitchens, Clancy, Kearns Goodwin...and again, the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Movies:
The Harry Potter movies; The Hunt For Red October; Taken; Ocean's Eleven; Field of Dreams; Bull Durham; Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them; Run Silent, Run Deep; Crimson Tide; Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark; Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade; The Killing Fields; Hotel Rwanda; Major League (yes, really); Zodiac; All The President's Men; The English Patient...not much of a moviegoer but these round out my list of movies I can see over and over again.
Favourite TV Shows:
NCIS and its various spin-offs, anything news-related.
Favorite Music:
Widely varied taste in music...pretty much everything but metal.


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Topic: The Best of your fantasies ?
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 22:29

Being forced to fuck a loaded gun.

Huh. You could come close to fulfilling this fantasy if you had a partner whom you trusted and were confident enough in yourself to visually and manually clear the chamber before a seating a similarly cleared magazine. I'd rack the slide a couple of times on general principle, even then. I guess if you really needed to have a loaded gun in order to fulfill the fantasy, the safest option would be to use a DAO (no external safety) pistol with a seated magazine but no round in the chamber. Have to advise against both options, though.

Not a fantasy of mine, but you have no idea how many men are out there who see a woman with a gun and have or at least entertain this fantasy. Yes, it's totally a thing.

As to the "best" of my fantasies...well. Several are cloaked in fiction right here on Lush.

Topic: What is your favorite movie based on a book?
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 22:04

To Kill A Mockingbird
Twelve Angry Men (yah, yah, it wasn't based on a book--it was adapted from a play. Still good.)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (both the Gene Wilder and Johnny Depp versions)
James And The Giant Peach
The English Patient

...and of course, all of the Harry Potter movies.

Topic: Competition Top 10 Badge
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 20:33

Mine appeared and then disappeared, as well. I think it's something to do with the manual sorting through the comps and whatnot. It's still a lovely idea even if I've not earned one yet.

Topic: Loudmouthed Liberalism Is Losing
Posted: 26 Mar 2017 22:17


the beat goes on

"Conservatives", or rather, those who would silence opposition in the name of false patriotism, would do well to remember that many of those whom you slur as "molotov-cocktail" throwing "liberals" are themselves law-abiding citizens--armed and ready law-abiding citizens. That you are so insecure as to toss out such canards as the picture you posted is telling.

At the end of the day, we have at best a pawn and at worst an actual traitor sitting behind the Resolute desk. He's keen to quash the First and Fourth Amendments, to be sure, how long until he comes after the Second? I don't care what end of the political spectrum you come from (FTR, I am a very conservative-leaning Democrat), that a President should presume to ignore the Constitution and flout the Bill of Rights should be something worrisome.

Topic: What Happen if...
Posted: 26 Mar 2017 20:40

I'm sorry, are you trying to ask what would happen to any given member who submitted a piece based on someone elses' personal experience(s), without the permission of that someone else?

If that's the question, the answer most likely is, probably a lot of nothing. It'd be very difficult for a person to prove that he or she (or his or her experience) was the same person(s) portrayed in a work of fiction, even if actual names were used. I'm not even sure how one would go about arguing such a thing.

That said, if you're planning to write a piece based on someone else's experience(s), and they have conveyed to you that they do not wish to have their personal experience(s) used as the basis for that piece, then you're a pretty shitty person if you go ahead and do it anyway.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 26 Mar 2017 20:05

Congratulations, Jeff. The award is well-deserved.

Scowling unhappily at my poem. Now it's at the "finished" point, meaning either I a) become really frustrated, say "fuck it" and trash it entirely or b) become really frustrated, say "fuck it" and submit it. These mods vetting these poems deserve some kind of special praise.

Topic: What did you have for lunch today?
Posted: 26 Mar 2017 20:00

Coffee. A few bites of reheated red potatoes, and more coffee.

Topic: Are you on Fetlife?
Posted: 25 Mar 2017 21:25

Nope. Probably should be, but I'm not.

Topic: The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted: 24 Mar 2017 17:14

Hayley, I can't read your posts because I have you blocked.

I removed what I posted because one, I had the year incorrect as to when the State of Florida took care of the man who was suspected of abducting and sexually assaulting my four year old self, and two, I was at first going to modify the post to reflect the correct year but thought, no, it's not really salient to my original point, and I shouldn't have shared what I shared.

Why did I have the year incorrect? Mostly because my own memories of the actual incident are extraordinarily fractured, and because I tried very hard for a very long time to not know what, exactly, had happened to me. Hell, my parents, psychologists, teachers, literally everyone in my life at the time the incident occurred believed that I would have no memory of the incident--yes, the belief the victims of sexual abuse or assault who were very young at the time of the abuse or assault could not process and therefore could not remember what had happened to them was very much a thing until about twenty years ago. Point being, I had to go actually look it up.

Since I wasn't supposed to remember it, it wasn't supposed to affect my life. Which it hasn't, aside from a few minor things. It doesn't define who I am.

At any rate, it wasn't until I was well into adulthood that I began to research newspaper archives and to request information from law enforcement agencies. I didn't learn of his name, or his death, until well after his passing.

What I find extraordinary about you, Hayley, is that you seem to have taken delight in seizing on that one error. I don't know why, and I don't care, but to dismiss an otherwise factual post out of hand because you'd like the spotlight shining more brightly on yourself and your far more dramatic (and detailed!) unfortunate experience seems a little off.

I am done here.

Topic: Last orgasm
Posted: 24 Mar 2017 13:34

Last orgasm? No clue...maybe sometime in the last six weeks?


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