About HeraTeleia


Mum, aunt, sister, nurse, churchgoing United Methodist, writer of porn. In that order.

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Paradise, British Columbia , Canada
Reading, reading, reading, and also, reading. Oh, and shooting (Glock pistols), counted cross-stitch, knitting, gardening (particularly working on water gardens and raised beds), and floristry.
Favorite Books:
Through The Brazilian Wilderness; A Yellow Raft In Blue Water; Into Thin Air; Dominion; Passage To Juneau; Vox; U & I; Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania; Unbroken; A Widow For One Year; A Confederacy of Dunces; Lincoln; Catch-22; Schindler's List; Hitler's Willing Executioners: Ordinary Germans and the Holocaust; (misconceptions); Indian Killer; Under The Banner Of Heaven; 1861: The Civil War Awakening; God Is Not Great; The Hunt For Red October; Cadillac Desert; the entire Harry Potter series....the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Authors:
Krakauer, Raban, Alexie, Dorris, Roosevelt, Ondaatje, Doig, Rowling, Erik Larson, Nicholson Baker, Naomi Wolf, Hitchens, Clancy, Kearns Goodwin...and again, the list goes on, and on, and on.
Favorite Movies:
The Harry Potter movies; The Hunt For Red October; Taken; Ocean's Eleven; Field of Dreams; Bull Durham; Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them; Run Silent, Run Deep; Crimson Tide; Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark; Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade; The Killing Fields; Hotel Rwanda; Major League (yes, really); Zodiac; All The President's Men; The English Patient...not much of a moviegoer but these round out my list of movies I can see over and over again.
Favourite TV Shows:
NCIS and its various spin-offs, anything news-related.
Favorite Music:
Widely varied taste in music...pretty much everything but metal.


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Topic: Why I hate LYFBUZ
Posted: 26 Nov 2017 14:49

See, you've been brainwashed already. He probably used the maple syrup torture on you and you can't remember a thing. Those Canadians are a sneaky and dangerous bunch, I tell you.

Beware of the Maple Leaf!

Don't forget that our top secret world domination plan also includes the production of children with dual citizenship...oh, yah, and we have JTF-2. I can't hate on Lyfbuz, he's a lovely man, and I'm too polite to be bothered with hating on anyone anyway.

Topic: What is your top secret talent? (Non sexual)
Posted: 25 Nov 2017 21:31

Tiffiesta, good on you for enjoying the shooting sports. It's a "magazine", though, not a "clip". Women are generally better at the shooting sports because we naturally have better breath control. It's a thing. Channel the awesomeness.

Obviously my top secret talent isn't shooting, since everybody knows I do that...but I am mixed handed, meaning I generally shoot left but can also shoot right, I write cursive with my left hand and block print with my right, etc. Not a terribly useful talent but hey, it's something.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 Nov 2017 19:01

Barkeep! A round for everyone! JENNIFER IS GOING TO HAVE A NIECE!! My brother and SIL are expecting her arrival 1 June 2018, which incidentally was their son's (my darling nephew) due date in 2016. Okay...yes, I am going to go shopping and buy ALL THE PINK THINGS!!! And the sparkly things!! Also the pink sparkly things!! Kisses and hugs and much beer to everyone!

Topic: Would you have coffee or tea with the person above you?
Posted: 24 Nov 2017 10:05

Coffee, and buy her whatever it is she wants to drink--coffee, tea, tisane, whatever.

Topic: what are you drinking?
Posted: 24 Nov 2017 10:03


Topic: Our perception on Lush - how we are perceived here?
Posted: 12 Nov 2017 10:21

Pretty much the same online as off. I definitely use swear words more on here than in real life, but that's about the only difference. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/confused1.gif" alt="confused1">

Topic: Moderator of the Month, for October
Posted: 09 Nov 2017 21:04

Congratulations Curvy!! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk">

Topic: Full Bush, Trimmed or Fully Shaven or Waxed
Posted: 09 Nov 2017 20:59

Professionally waxed but just starting the laser treatments.

Topic: How to control only automatic assault rifles in current circulation in the US?
Posted: 09 Nov 2017 20:33

Require that ALL rifles old in the USA be designed/engineered in a way that they cannot be converted to fully automatic. Add to that legal requirement that even on semi-automatic, it has to be engineered to have a shut off after 3 shots, so that the gun has to be rechambered. Limit the legal size of clips, unless specially federal licensed.

Outlaw bump stocks. Bump stocks are NOT protected by any Constitutional Amendments. Neither are clips.

Currently, a NATO style semi-automatic assault rifle can be bought for as cheap as $475 on sale at Academy Sports (a large sporting goods chain). It comes with a 30 round clip and uses NATO ammunition. The ammunition isn't cheap but it's not ridiculously priced either. For about $50 someone can order the parts to turn that gun into fully automatic. And the internet is crowded with sites and videos that show how to convert the gun to fully automatic.

Then have ATF raid the hell out of inner-city gangs, white supremacists groups, and drug syndicates to confiscate their enormous cache of illegal weapons.

Then HOW the hell do you shut down internet sites and videos that show how to convert guns to fully automatic, that show how to make bombs... all kind of bombs like pipe bombs, mail bombs, car bombs, fertilizer bombs, homemade hand grenades, etc. and fucking etc.?

It's really the latter that is a problem. People--at least the legal non-criminal sort--are too worried about ATF attention to convert to fully automatic, or at least that's the vibe I get at competitions. I could be wrong. But bump stocks? Fuck that. Same for suppressors. Nobody needs a bump stock AR-15 and absolutely nobody needs a suppressor. EarPros, guys, look into them.

All that said, yah, with the all the videos and G-d only knows what else available online, I could probably have my AR-15 converted to fully automatic in a week or less. Which is horrible.

Topic: Have you ever been searched by customs?
Posted: 08 Nov 2017 23:36

Yup. Nothing interesting.

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