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Topic: Do you prefer shaved pussies?
Posted: 21 Jan 2014 13:42

I like them totally natural, and the hairier the better, or completely bald. What I don't like is that stripe look, it seems so unnatural, like a mannikin.

Topic: The last person or thing you gave the finger to?
Posted: 21 Jan 2014 13:31

I worked in retail in a big store that had a major shoplifting problem. Thousands of dollars of merchandise went out the door every week. It was a minimum wage job and one of the reasons why we couldn't get raises or bonuses was because so much money was lost to theft.

When we learned we were finally going to get security cameras we were thrilled. The store was so politically-correct and afraid of lawsuits they never prosecuted shoplifters. Now it would be on tape.

But when the cameras were installed, they were all watching the employees at the registers! The owner didn't want to catch customers, she wanted to catch employees!

So I would be working at a register and scratch my head, my middle finger pointing up at a camera.

Yeah, I was fired.

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I Knocked On Her Back Door

I suppose it even happened to cavemen. You come home from a hard day of hunting dinosaurs with a club and find your woman in the back of the cave getting boinked by another caveman. Of course, being a sensitive, considerate caveman with a tiny dick, what else can you do except sit out in front of the cave and let them finish. It wasn't the first time a girlfriend had cheated on me. But...

Added 03 Aug 2014 | Category Cuckold | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.25 | Views 12,693 | 5 Comments

Mr. Spanky Goes to Heaven

I couldn't believe I was sitting in church, wearing a suit and tie. Debbie sat beside me in a frilly pink and white dress, a silly pink hat on her head. It was 1971, and that's how people dressed on Sundays, way back then. I hadn't been to church in over ten years. It wasn't Deb I was trying to impress. It was her older sister, Karen, who was my goddess. I knew Karen would never have...

Added 24 May 2014 | Category Humor | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,480 | 5 Comments

I Knocked Up the Prom Queen

I was twenty-six when Cheryl called and acted like we were old friends. We were from the same small town, a thousand miles away, and I didn't think we had ever spoken. She was the most beautiful and popular girl in high school, the homecoming and prom queen her senior year. I was a popular athlete, but only a lowly freshman. When I began college, in 1966, I was surprised to see her...

Added 22 May 2014 | Category Cheating | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.62 | Views 17,769 | 6 Comments

Party in Her Puss

I was desperately seeking a new roommate when I found Ami online. She was thirty-two, from Japan, and splitting up with her American husband of six months. She seemed very nice and had the rent in cash and moved in that day. Her English wasn't very good so we didn't talk very much, but she was a good roommate. When she wasn't at work she stayed in her room and was very quiet. Sometimes...

Added 01 Mar 2014 | Category Group Sex | Votes 6 | Avg Score 3.17 | Views 21,137

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