Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)
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... people might take offense at a main character that is reduced to the worst tropes and most banal stereotypes...


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I have this really silly idea of parodying myself in a story as a vapid bimbo who is totally unaware of the sexual connotations of her words and actions. While I think that it would be lots of fun to satire myself, I'm concerned that some people might take offense at a main character that is reduced to the worst tropes and most banal stereotypes and not see the humor in it the way I do. What are your thoughts?
. Before I even talk about how lucky I am to be with my boyfriend, can I, like, clear the air a bit first? Everyone always makes these totally false assumptions about me, so I want to set the record straight.
I am not a hobbit, I am not the famous model that everyone mistakes me for, I am not an interior designer, and I am a natural redhead.
I don’t know why, but most other girls compare me to a hobbit. This happens all the time, especially when they’re around their boyfriends. I guess they want to show him that they’re into the same things he is. I’ll be talking for a minute and she’ll say, “You are such a Bimbo!”
I know, right? First off, that Bimbo Baggins character is a guy and I’m obviously a girl! Secondly, while I am short, I’m not that short. I don’t have hairy feet and Bimbo isn’t a redhead. I just don’t know why all other girls see me and are reminded of that Bimbo Hobbit guy.
But at least I know that I’m super-hot! Everybody thinks that I work for the top modeling agency in the nation. They look at me and say, “You are, like, oh my God, totally a Valley Girl.”
I mean, like wow! Everyone that sees me is just so blown away at how sexy I am that they automatically think that I work for the Valley Girl Modeling Agency. I’m honest with them, though. I thank them for the compliment but tell them that while I love posing for pictures, I’m not a model.
For some reason, and I don’t know why, a lot of guys just look at me and think that I’m an interior designer. Guys are way more into decorating than you might think. Hardly a day goes by that some guy doesn’t look at me and say something like, “Hey, Red, does the carpet match the drapes?”
Well, duh! Of course they match, how else can you coordinate with the sofa?
Quote by krystalg
To me, I think this is hilarious because I'm just lampooning myself and subtracting at least 3-4 points off my IQ.
Yup, that got a good laugh out of me. For the rest I regularly indulge in self deprecating humor. Hell, in a competition entry for this very site I wrote:
Quote by TroublesomeBard from the story Emperor Thrinklebopple Takes An Empress, and They Have Sex, which you should totally go read.
“hit a moron with a stick” program, where specially designated individuals were allowed to hit people with sticks if that person was doing something incredibly stupid. This might include writing a piece of erotic fiction for a contest the author knows he will not win, staring a man named Wallace Thrinklebopple who declares himself emperor of the United States and then proceeds to make everything better. That is definitely a hit with stick idea.
I think there's only something wrong with it if it's not funny.
My first Recommended Read: I Planned To Walk In On Them, But Not For Them To Keep Going. HELP!