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any ideal for my newest painting

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You have GOT to be fucking kidding me. Can you be any more obvious????? How about, "Hey, I'm a creepy dude pretending to be a lady and wanna jerk off to your hot sexy bods."

Please, don't waste our time!
][/]]for first im not and i want pics of theam fully dressed im a painting
im looking for some one to paint because im a painter
You had me fooled...NOT!! I tineyed all of your pics that you had on your profile after I sent you a friend request. I came up with the same 3 pictures you had on your profile off of 72 different PORN web sites. Nice try, loser.
Oh, I forgot:


For any real ladies here that feel the need to send pics to someone, please use the Lush E-mail system instead of your actual e-mail. It is there for your protection from pervs, predators, stalkers, creeps, spammers, scammers and just plain annoying people.

Please do NOT send pics to people you do not know. Use the LUSH email system.

Lol...wow! If I thought for one second the ladies of lush would even waste their time ripping this apart, I'd be following this thread with the same interest I would a demolition derby.
Yeah, I'll send you some. I'm right on it. You'll enjoy seeing what I have to offer you. *Wink wink* Maybe later, after I send you all my most private of photos, we can go on and I'll go on cam. But, don't worry, you don't have to. I totally believe who you say you are. And, I'll show you my girly bits live on cam! How lucky are you!
thanks why wont pepole get it
that im a girl
Hey, I'm a girl too! Can I Sype both of you together?

Oh...sorry my cam doesn't work...or my microphone...but I can msg you on Skyype while I watch.

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Hey, I'm a girl too! Can I Sype both of you together?

Oh...sorry my cam doesn't work...or my microphone...but I can msg you on Skyype while I watch.

whatever you wanna belive but im a girl ask my subs
Wow..roflmao..

Ummm..wow..

Sorry..... lol..


I'm laughing for a few reasons..
This is one hysterical thread
any way u want
You guys are so mean. No one lies on the internet.

Bunch of bullies, the lot of you!

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall


A painter? Cool!

Could you paint a still life instead, just for me? Pleease...

I'm willing to exchange pictures with the OP. Ill share my pictures for pictures of Benjamin Franklin. multiples.

I'll even overlook the painfully bad grammar in the title.
This is comical! Clearly you're a fake - most likely a lonely guy - who took photos off Google to try to pass off as your own. If you're trying to make yourself look like a real woman, at least make sure the pictures are consistent.

Nice try
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I'm willing to exchange pictures with the OP. Ill share my pictures for pictures of Benjamin Franklin. multiples.

I'll even overlook the painfully bad grammar in the title.


How about me? Will these do? I need pics from actual people because....ummmmm......my google is broken! Patiently waiting for my inbox to overflow with pictures of a naughty nurse.....





What a fuckin looser
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thanks why wont pepole get it
that im a girl

cause your NOT YOU IDIOT!!
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thanks why wont pepole get it
that im a girl


I believe you Ally.

Godspeed.
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I believe you. So here's a picture of me that went viral a while ago, it's perfect for your next painting. I wore my bikini for my man to eat off of me, but I'll save that picture for your next work. I'll be your new muse!!