I suppose sometimes also referred to as: Pillow Talk
I've a pretty good female friend...she's 47...been dating since she was 40 (after her divorce & 15 yr long marriage to the father of her kids)...
She was reminding me over the weekend about the successful 50ish building contractor dude she had dated for almost a month, back in the summer of 2010...and the Deal Breaker for her...was how she always had to initiate sex (at his place or hers) and basically lead him to the bedroom...
But especially it was how he would start to talk towards her when it became apparent to him that he might get a little.
"He talked like a damned baby!'
"What do you mean, he was wooing & cooing at ya or whispering & growling in your ear or sweet pillow talking..."
"I mean he would actually start talking like he was 3 to 4 years old...the first time he did that, I thought it was cute...but he did it every gawddamned time...and it was only 3 times."
"Is that the dude who lived in the 6000 square foot designer house his company built, drove the Mercedes SUV and picked you up once in a convertible Aston Martin?"
"Yeah...same guy, but his dick never got fully hard either. Strike fucking 3."
"If Baby Talking was strike two, what was strike one?"
"His dick was as big as my pinky finger."
"So it wouldn't have helped if he talked like George Clooney or Brad Pitt, it was small limp dick that did him in."
"No, I could work with that small limp dick shit, just to enjoy his lifestyle...but his babyfuckingtalking icked me out."
Is baby talking all the time (and being 100% total sub) a deal breaker? Or did I put this in the wrong thread again?
Constant Gardener
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
