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Conversing with my BFF, TheDevilsWeakness... I had asked her for her advice.

I forget, but I think she muttered... Grocery store.

My 73 yr old grandmother (back in 1983 said) Laundry Mat. That is a place you take your clothing to wash & dry, when you have shit so dirty you don't want to wash it in your own damned machines!

I'm still confused.

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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
I went with Bachelorette Party... girls are in good spirits, usually drunk/high, ready to party enthusiastically, and in a large group, so it's easier for one to let herself be lured away by a guy that plays it right. Plus there are a million ice-breakers and ways to meet the women at a party like this.

On vacation (girl's trip) is another good one.
Pffft... Grocery Store? I said Home Depot or Lowe's.
I only gave you tips on How not to look or act like a skeezebucket in a Grocery Store.

Grocery is a good one. Excuse me Miss will you help me a minute/sec? Gets me every time. After that you'd better have something to say.
Laundry is a good one. I take rugs there. Sometimes comforters if I'm going to pay to have them done for me or if they don't fit in my machine. Captive audience and all that.
Bachelorette party is about my friend and not me. Unless you're trying to bed the bride. Or looking for a drunk chick for a one night stand.
If you're looking at a school function then you've both got baggage unless it's your or her school. Or maybe you've heard about a hot teacher.
How could I forget... Home Depot.

Oh, perhaps that's because when I go there, I rarely see women who look even semi-attractive? Most look like they might operate a forklift or they're selecting paint chips to take home and brutalize their husbands with.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
You need to be a little more specific the next time. I thought red checkered flannel was one of your turn-on's. My apologies.
on a farm!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Best place to pick up you chicks????



The trailer park and I am not kidding.


But the real answer is anywhere. If a girl likes you, she will start talking.

When are you going to stop embarrassing yourself like this?

Son of a bitch, man.
I'll go with grocery story as well. Nonthreatening environment. However, I do seem to have quite a few friends/neighbors/family members who have "just" the right person to fix me up with.

Another suggestion/option for you. I seem to be going to more Divorce parties than Bachelorette parties these days. There usually are two types of women at these. Drunk, horny bitches or Man hating, drunk, horny bitches. Seems like a win/win.

I'm heading to Home Depot this weekend for a cordless drill, so I'll let you know how that goes.
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I'm heading to Home Depot this weekend for a cordless drill



Wow, that one's slow and right over the plate. Anyone gonna take a swing?

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Wow, that one's slow and right over the plate. Anyone gonna take a swing?




Hey, a girl's gotta improvise.

Holy shit! Can't! Stop! Laughing!!
Senior Center?
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I'll go with grocery story as well. Nonthreatening environment. However, I do seem to have quite a few friends/neighbors/family members who have "just" the right person to fix me up with.

Another suggestion/option for you. I seem to be going to more Divorce parties than Bachelorette parties these days. There usually are two types of women at these. Drunk, horny bitches or Man hating, drunk, horny bitches. Seems like a win/win.

I'm heading to Home Depot this weekend for a cordless drill, so I'll let you know how that goes.


See you there, CG!!

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See you there, CG!!



I think we could both use some cordless fun right about now!
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I think we could both use some cordless fun right about now!


Ah well, you are right about that, but not together, like some crazy sandwich, huh??

(that's your cue to whore our thread, CG)
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Ah well, you are right about that, but not together, like some crazy sandwich, huh??

(that's your cue to whore our thread, CG)


Oh Come On!! Its Fun, HAHA!!

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Oh Come On!! Its Fun, HAHA!!



I think you'll find that CG needs something a little more... industrial!! hahahahah



(she's SO gonna kill me for that!)
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I think you'll find that CG needs something a little more... industrial!! hahahahah



(she's SO gonna kill me for that!)



Maybe This Will Work Then! HAHA


I've actually been quite successful at the grocery store. I don't have any game. If I see something I like about someones appearance, I just take a moment to let them know that it is attractive. Really that is all I do.......


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um have any of you actually talked to people in a grocery store?

and are ya looking your best doing your java run at 8 pm on a saturday?

i live in the south and have never even seen people talk to people they dont know much less ask them out but i have to admit it would have been nice!!!!

as i love to cook...

home depot ...who could resist a guy who asked me my OPINION there i ask you
Honestly, I log out for just a little bit, and this is the kinda crap I come back to!! I swear that I'm really trying to work today!

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I think you'll find that CG needs something a little more... industrial!! hahahahah


(she's SO gonna kill me for that!)



And you too, Nikki??? *sheesh*

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Maybe This Will Work Then! HAHA



But, while we're on the subject, bigger is better I always say, Ladies! With my cordless power tools that is!!

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
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um have any of you actually talked to people in a grocery store?

and are ya looking your best doing your java run at 8 pm on a saturday?

i live in the south and have never even seen people talk to people they dont know much less ask them out but i have to admit it would have been nice!!!!

as i love to cook...

home depot ...who could resist a guy who asked me my OPINION there i ask you



I live in the South too and I always get hit on in the grocery store. I was in Publix last weekend in old, paint splattered shorts and an even older t-shirt with my hair in a pony tail and flip flops and had 2 guys come up to me and chat me up.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
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But, while we're on the subject, bigger is better I always say, Ladies! With my cordless power tools that is!!



Sure, Im in!!

Impressive but I think the "Brute" (see above) has that beat!! I think you can get off without it even touching your body! HAHA
It all depends .. usually at my place. har har
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It all depends .. usually at my place. har har


He asked about chicks, not chicken-heads.
All joking aside, men dont pick up ''you'' chicks, you get picked up!

When will they ever stop deluding themselves?