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have you ever tried fucking yourself with a cucumber ?

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Cucumber,Carrot,eggplant( asian variety) ,I love vegetables
AriaJ
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nooooo
angela78fla
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Once...a long long time ago...just to see what the big deal was...and of course I made it worth my while...but not since.
AvySweet
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God yes, as a horny teen tried many different items. All had the desired effect!!!!
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Yes. I was 21 and home alone. Family on holiday. Too cold! Should have let it hit room temperature first.
RikkiSue
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When I was younger I tried bananas, carrots, zucchini, and cucumbers. They were most comfortable if fitted with a well-lubricated condom. Now I have a collection of alternatives that live in my lingerie drawers
CKC
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Is that considered a tossed salad ?
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I tried once but I got thrown out of the supermarket...
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness





And the cucumber will repeat on you!
Katherine
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Nope. My experience with a popsicle was more than enough. Lol. Although, everyone always goes on about figging... so maybe I'm not done with edible experiences yet.
AriaJ
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um, no
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I have not, but my ex-husband used to enjoy making me cum with various items, including a cucumber.
Ls63563
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I know several guys that could be easily replaced by a quke.
scottob1234
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Yes, and now i cant shop at that market anymore... Totally not worth it..
simplyjohn
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Single here so I only buy the halves... thus no comment.
TrinityX
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Yes. Don't judge me.
Wargod8888
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Not myself but an ex used to love it when that and carrots lol
Verena
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No, because it wasn't circumcised
GoldiSidonie
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Ever tried removing cucumber skin?
Ever tried shaping it like an actual willy?
Ever tried chopping and putting it in your salad afterwards?
Meagananne1986
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Embarssingly, yes. When I was a young, still in high school and it wouldn't of been safe to have any toys lying around. My parents were very religious and very strict and God only knows what they would of thought had they know their daughter had not lost but surrendered her virginity in the summer between her junior and senior years in high school. Even in my late 20's/early 30's when I was living with my boyfriend for six years (we got married in June), they made their views known. They never approved so I doubt they'd ever approved of masturbation on my part either.
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I prefer an Indian Bitter melon
Meggsy
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Yes - as I have with more than a few vegetables.
shadesofgrey
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Quote by Katherine
Nope. My experience with a popsicle was more than enough. Lol. Although, everyone always goes on about figging... so maybe I'm not done with edible experiences yet.


What is figging