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If someone were to fart on your clit, would the vibration be enough to make you feel good?
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This is another stupid posting. Just reading it makes no sense.
Also looks like somebody who never has even had sex.
Just my honest opinion.
Also looks like somebody who never has even had sex.
Just my honest opinion.
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Still funny......
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Don't mind me, just resurrecting this thread and submitting it for Lush canonization.
"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
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It certainly begs the parallel question for the guys: if someone were to hold a chain saw next to your penis, would the vibration be enough to make you feel good?
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Quote by Verbal
Best thread ever.
ROFL Of all the crazy arse threads I have seen here, I have never forgotten this one. I've made references to it in other forums, I thought it was lost forever. WAY TO GO VERBAL
Thank you for finding it again.PS I am still so glad the OP is not English.
Hi Verbal
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And my latest poem, The Temptation.
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by kiera
ROFL Of all the crazy arse threads I have seen here, I have never forgotten this one. I've made references to it in other forums, I thought it was lost forever. WAY TO GO VERBAL
PS I am still so glad the OP is not English.
Hi Verbal
Dani resurrected it, not I. Still. Frikkin crazy.
Hi K (insert hug emoji here)!
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I take credit for being the first (only?) person to submit a serious answer haha.
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Quote by LaylaJune
It certainly begs the parallel question for the guys: if someone were to hold a chain saw next to your penis, would the vibration be enough to make you feel good?
I think total abject fear just might cause a significant amount of shrinkage. And no one wants that, right? How about one of those plastic Star Wars light sabers instead? If you could make that whooshy light saber sound, that would be cool too.
If you wanted, you could dress up as Princess Leia, but totally up to you. And I did NOT just steal that from an old Friends episode.
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Quote by LaylaJune
It certainly begs the parallel question for the guys: if someone were to hold a chain saw next to your penis, would the vibration be enough to make you feel good?
I'm willing to test it out if i can find a volunteer!
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I'm willing to test it out if i can find a volunteer!
Thanks Dani for bringing it back to life. 
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I'm willing to test it out if i can find a volunteer!
Electric or fuel driven? #askingforafriend
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Best thread ever.
This thread was ahead of ahead of its time at its inception.
It warms my black ass heart to see it garnering the appreciation it so rightfully deserves.
"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
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Congratulations, you just won the Oscar for the Dumbest Question Ever!.
If someone were to fart on your clit, would the vibration be enough to make you feel good?
I must be as sick as the person who asked the question, I found myself trying to imagine what position you would have to be in for that to be possible...
I think I'm spending to much time on Lush.
Time to get dressed and head outside for some fresh air.
I must be as sick as the person who asked the question, I found myself trying to imagine what position you would have to be in for that to be possible...
I think I'm spending to much time on Lush.
Time to get dressed and head outside for some fresh air.
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Quote by LaylaJune
It certainly begs the parallel question for the guys: if someone were to hold a chain saw next to your penis, would the vibration be enough to make you feel good?
It very well might just be enough but holy crap would that be scary!
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I take it this is a fucking joke in very bad taste.
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Υπηρέτης της Αφροδίτης
I take it this is a fucking joke in very bad taste.
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
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Quote by kiera
ROFL Of all the crazy arse threads I have seen here, I have never forgotten this one. I've made references to it in other forums, I thought it was lost forever. WAY TO GO VERBAL
PS I am still so glad the OP is not English.
Hi Verbal
What makes you think that you know the op?
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Quote by BlondeBookworm
Weirdest. Question. Ever.
I agree