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The best sexual advice you'd give a younger you.

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APOLOGIES TO BOB HOPE

Thankz for the Mammaries!
Of parlor girls and fun.
Eating pussy when I'm done.
Of banging girls all night long until we watched the sun
I thank you so much

And thankz
For the mammaries
Of all the girls I've screwed
Until they were all pooped
The time I came 5 times rage of all the times that I screwed.
I'll never forget that night.

And all the girls I've done at the parlors
There are so many, I can hardly count
The thing about them is that I loved them
I really really did
What does that say about my Id

And thanks
for the mammaries
Of pussys that I ate
They really were so great
I sucked on them until they quaked
It really was fun to feel them shake
They squirmed and squeezed and grabbed my skull
I really know I got them well
It all was so swell

And now as I troll on my tablet, I wonder
How wonderful it all really was
I grab my dick and pull it all asunder
It spits out some goo
From my circumcised dick like a Jew
I really am so glad I lived the way that I do
I, thank ,it all
SO MUCH

Thanks all the girls I fucked sucked before
good nite!
(Band strikes up instrumental version of thanks for the mammaries with a swell)
Lurker
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Be vocal about what you want in bed. Ask to be fucked harder if you want it harder. Suck as many cocks as you can so that you can get amazing at it haha
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Stay single and don't get married
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Don't waste your time with people who are not sexually compatible with you. You're going to feel frustrated, angry, and unattractive for no reason.


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#1 Go with what feels good to you. #2 Have all the fun you can with your girlfriends, tell the boys to go home you don't want to play and when the become gentlemen back to #1.
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Have sex more and be careful!!!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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Pay more attention to the details so you can write about it decades later!

Also - pursue whatever appeals to you, no matter how odd. Follow your bliss.
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Follow your body desires, it will let you know when you are ready to start experimenting with feelings. However, always be careful and be sure you can trust who you are with. Guys and girls will just want to get into your pants, and always have safe sex.
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Don't allow people to make you feel guilty for enjoying what is beautiful and feels good.
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Do whatever makes you happy and horny
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Dont focus on sex... focus on love.
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Be open minded and not ashamed to try new things.
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If it feels right do it
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Just relax and be your true self
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You should have married Wanda, but stick with strippers and you will go far. smile
Saucy Little Minx ♥️
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Start masturbating right away! First and foremost you’ll be a happier person and you’ll know what you need and want and be able to express it.
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Marry a black guy
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Never hesitate in telling what and how you like it. No one knows what you want, so express your need.
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Indulge yourself. Make safe decisions but enjoy sharing your body. Embrace the joy of sex. Be generous and explore, don't be timid. Don't be ashamed of being free with your sexual self. Let that freedom give you confidence. Experiment. Find what you like and share it.
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Don’t ever put anybody’s pleasure above yours.
"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
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Stop worrying about what peoples think!!
Hope Breaking taboos around my sexuality.
I can understand you might be a little apprehensive to chat with me because of my age.
It is difficult for ladies to want to chat with me, because there is a huge stigma and a certain level of taboo connected to my age.

What is it exactly that makes mature woman attractive to me?
Have you ever really looked deeply at and felt a mature woman?

For me…
There is a sense of something rich, mature and possibly deep that can emanate through her body, a quality that is attractive in and of itself.
She usually offers an image of the aging gracefully, sexy mature woman as something that is desirable, something that aspire me to and look forward to being one day – beautiful mature women. They still so radiant because what’s inside always shines outward. They teach me to love myself, and love my life, and I will attract others.
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