Would you ever volunteer to be a guy friend's slump buster? Sometimes we men are in a dry spell and we get to feeling really insecure. All we need is just one romp in the sack with a pretty girl to get us back on the horse. If a friend of yours had a really bad sexless slump going on, I'm talking months and months with no nookie, are you going to help your boy out? Or are you going to make him suffer, potentially, for the rest of his life. You could be saving him from all kinds of tragedy. Without sex we don't know what to do with ourselves. Our work suffers. We get short tempered with the people we care about. We screw up our diet. We stop going to the gym. Some guys like to lie and say, "I don't care what kind of slump I'm in, I don't want or need any pity sex." Those are the guys who need the slump busted the most. They're in slump denial. That's the worst kind of slump. With those guys they not only need you to bust their slump, they need you to trick them into thinking you're only fucking them because they're super hot and probably have a really giant penis. When you say that, if you show them how big you think it is, don't over do it on the gap between your hands. Make the guy think you think five inches is massive.
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Convict
Five inches isn’t massive?
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Coco Pop
No. Why doesn't he make an effort to meet someone himself? Why is he a lazy, useless blob? Sex isn't free. Nothing is ever free. Men are already spoiled rotten. He can get a life.
The Bee's Knees
i came across this shortly after reading this thread. i had NO idea this phenomenon existed and find it utterly pathetic. is this seriously the state the world is in?
ETA: no, i wouldn't volunteer - it could turn into a full time job.
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Rainbow Warrior
I've done this with a friend who had gone through a divorce. He got custody of their kids because his ex was a shitty mother and he spent all his time with his kids, making up for what they'd gone through during the break-up. He never had time for dating since he was devoted to his kids. I knew he hadn't had sex in over a year, and I loved how he chose his children over himself, so I discreetly made myself available to him.
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Bethany that is sweet of you. I don't think I would, but one never knows.
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Quote by browncoffee
No. Why doesn't he make an effort to meet someone himself? Why is he a lazy, useless blob? Sex isn't free. Nothing is ever free. Men are already spoiled rotten. He can get a life.
Brown Coffee you at so right they are spoiled. But they were that way when we got them out of the package from their Mothers. Cruel thing to be saying almost on Mothers Day.
But, what are we supposed to do? I have no intent or interest in going without.
I have never seriously thought of a guy going without, but if he was a good guy and someone I had known a while, I think I would. However it would be more or less a one time thing. He need to find a more permanent solution to his problem.
Saucy Little Minx ♥️
Yes I would if I knew him well and was attracted to him - I’m nice like that...
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Not even mother Theresa would be that fucking charitable.
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