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Have been to several where the 'party' degenerated to rather explicit floor shows and where the volunteers were usually taken from the wedding party. To be honest, the groom-to-be would normally be too wasted to actually do anything other than, at best, be tied to a chair (otherwise he would fall flat on his face) and sometimes have some wench attempt to work her magic with her mouth.
Normally, the ushers or best man would 'perform' for the crowd provided sufficient donations were collected in the hat. Mind you, the derisory comments made about most of the guys who dared to go up on stage would turn the most ardent ferour flaccid in many cases. We're not all natural porn stars. Sadly (or should that be thankfully), I have never been called upon to perform and even at my own stag night I ended up having to look after my best man and ushers who all passed out long before me - I could really hold my booze back then!!
Thanks Ali, for reminding me of some of the more colourful times of my misspent youth. LOL
Normally, the ushers or best man would 'perform' for the crowd provided sufficient donations were collected in the hat. Mind you, the derisory comments made about most of the guys who dared to go up on stage would turn the most ardent ferour flaccid in many cases. We're not all natural porn stars. Sadly (or should that be thankfully), I have never been called upon to perform and even at my own stag night I ended up having to look after my best man and ushers who all passed out long before me - I could really hold my booze back then!!
Thanks Ali, for reminding me of some of the more colourful times of my misspent youth. LOL
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"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Our best man got incredibly polluted at the bachelor party, and upon my husband to be waking him the next day (week before the wedding), he answered the door, wearing a single sock, the waistband of his underwear, not the underwear itself, with a pillow stuck to the side of his face, and one of the girls had given him an impromptu shave. He looks at my husband and say "Dude, what the fuck happened last night?" I have it on good authority that hubby was a good boy, but I can only imagine what else went on at that one.....
My bachelorette party? Now, I'm pleading the fifth on that one...it was one for the record books. It's the only one I know of that crossed international borders. To the north.
My bachelorette party? Now, I'm pleading the fifth on that one...it was one for the record books. It's the only one I know of that crossed international borders. To the north.
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Our best man got incredibly polluted at the bachelor party, and upon my husband to be waking him the next day (week before the wedding), he answered the door, wearing a single sock, the waistband of his underwear, not the underwear itself, with a pillow stuck to the side of his face, and one of the girls had given him an impromptu shave. He looks at my husband and say "Dude, what the fuck happened last night?" I have it on good authority that hubby was a good boy, but I can only imagine what else went on at that one.....
My bachelorette party? Now, I'm pleading the fifth on that one...it was one for the record books. It's the only one I know of that crossed international borders. To the north.
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Our best man got incredibly polluted at the bachelor party, and upon my husband to be waking him the next day (week before the wedding), he answered the door, wearing a single sock, the waistband of his underwear, not the underwear itself, with a pillow stuck to the side of his face, and one of the girls had given him an impromptu shave. He looks at my husband and say "Dude, what the fuck happened last night?" I have it on good authority that hubby was a good boy, but I can only imagine what else went on at that one.....
My bachelorette party? Now, I'm pleading the fifth on that one...it was one for the record books. It's the only one I know of that crossed international borders. To the north.
Now that does sound like a good night!
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My bachelor party kind of sucked, truth be told. I sat in a basement with my buddies and we drank, then went out on the town (the small town) and acted like idiots. I don't regret it, though, as strippers and the like never really interested me. If I want to see boobs I'll ask my wife to take her shirt off. Now, a strip tease from her...that's seventh heaven right there...
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I have a question prompted by a spirited conversation with friends over lunch today: how many of you men had sex with a stripper/hooker the night of your bachelor party? (I won't tell!
Nope.
No chance for me doing a hooker or anything that rolls the "I might catch something" dice.
Titty bars are boring after 5 minutes and I don't need to have sex like that no matter how much beer is involved.
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I absolultely LOVE strippers, and can even think of more than a few that I would have sex with in a heartbeat, but 2 problems,
1. No strippers at my bachelor party (pretty lame right?)
2. I would not pay for the sex, or go with one that has been paid by friends, or even one that I knew to be a hooker.
1. No strippers at my bachelor party (pretty lame right?)
2. I would not pay for the sex, or go with one that has been paid by friends, or even one that I knew to be a hooker.
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Strippers are just nice for looking. If you can cum from a lap dance (I can) that works, but no sex.
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I have only been to one bachelor party. It was ok in that we played poker, drank and smoked cigars, but it sucked in that no strippers. I didnt drink that much so I left the party early cause I wanted to c sum titties and drove to a strip club.
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We went to a strip club on my mates stag nite and I hated every minute of it Had a beer and left to go back to the pub we were in before!
Actually a friend of mine got married in a Latin country. We all had a bachelor party for him at a strip club. All the men from our work were having lap dances--after about 2hrs they all disappeared and I stayed around. I then noticed the groom who was taking a girl into the VIP Room. THen he suggested that he and I visit a "Casa di Chica" which we did. I know what I did in my room with my guest--I have no idea what he did in his room with his guest.....
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I didn't get a bachelor party, so I can't say first-hand. When I threw a party for my best friend, we hired a stripper to come to the room, but my friend actually invited his future father-in-law to tag along, so there was no action there other than stripping. If the idiot hadn't invited his FIL, I'm not sure what would have happened.
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I sure have! I know my fiancee screwed the guy at her party too... we've both been very active and open.
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I don't think my experience counts because my (ex) fiance was a stripper and my friends hired her for my bachelor party. So, yeah, fucked that woman like a beast. GRRRRRRRRR.
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My bachelor party was pretty lame. Just a small group of male friends and relatives got shit drunk while barhopping. We all woke up the next morning in the same hotel room spread out all over the place and dragged ourselves downstairs, hardly even making it through breakfast before heading our separate ways. However, a few days later I threw myself a very small private bachelor party when I went to visit an ex-FWB. It started out innocently enough when I just wanted to say goodbye to her and took her to lunch. When we got back to her place, she invited me inside. I probably knew what that meant. Anyway, I went in and we continued visiting for a while. When I decided to leave, she gave me a hug at the door. The hug turned into a kiss. The kiss turned into making out, and making out turned into her riding my cock on the living room sofa.