"Seventy-one: that's sixty-nine with two fingers up your ass." - George Carlin

I am enthusiastically Bisexual, but not currently seeking action with anyone new. Catfishers, I will block you, and by the way, you're pretty fucking obvious.

NEWEST STORIES

Dating Daphne is my 100th story, a tribute to the feeling of falling in love with someone who breezes into your life and, with little warning, changes how you see the world. I hope that reading it evokes your own memories of weightless love.

Swinging Sixties refers to my swinging sixties, not the swinging nineteen-sixties, continuing the celebration of silver sex that is my Sexy Sixties series. My wife Jen wants to try swapping with two other couples, and then Jerry springs some big news on me. Don't worry, it's good news.

[Up next!] my new Succumbing to Destiny series dips my toe in the waters of fully gay MLM (Men Loving Men) fiction, which won’t be to all of my regular readers’ tastes, but will very much appeal to some of them. At fifty-three, Jack can no longer deny his repressed manly desires, which are as as much romantic as they are physical. Wanting to first forge an emotional connection with any man he hooks up with, what does Jack do? He starts hanging out at the nude beach. Find out how that turns out in Succumbing to Temptation. (Okay, admittedly, the title might be giving something away here).

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TOP STORIES - START HERE!

Skiing with Keith and Kate (MMF): My most-read story. After cross-country skiing, Kate catches me trading blowjobs in the sauna with her boyfriend, turning the heat even higher.

Amy's Mom (MF): The hot mom next door seduces me in a thousand words. A straight Recommended Read, placing eighth in the 2024 Festive Flash competition.

Band Camp (MMF): I lose my straight and gay virginity in the same week.

A Hole New World (MM) is my only 100% True story, a glorious cocksucking and cumswallowing experience at an adult store’s glory hole.

Lewd Beach (MMF): I run into a coworker and his horny pregnant wife on my first visit to a nude beach. My entry in the 2021 Quick and Risqué Sex competition.

Buff Bluff in Banff (MM, MF, MFF, MMFF): You won’t believe how many sex acts and anatomical alliterations are packed into this 2000-word tale of riding men, women and the Rockies in a glorious summer of pure freedom, part of 2023’s Free Spirit competition.

Presents Cum Early (MMF, placed 11th in 2025 Advent competition): Helping my neighbors decorate for Christmas, I accidentally reveal some of their gifts early. Might as well open them and put them to use, then. A Recommended Read.

Pork by Northwest (MF, MFFF, MM, M-TF, 2023 Punked competition): A squealing Recommended Read, proliferating with poundings and pig jokes, climaxing in a wire-hanging finish atop Seattle’s phallic Space Needle, as I investigate the origins of the 2030s Hamdemic.

Dick Job (M-TF, placed 10th in 2022 Le Noir Erotique): A Noir style and relentless physical action on the slick streets of Seattle draw this hapless bystander into a detective career, and into a lover's arms, in this long-form Recommended Read.

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A GUIDE TO MY SERIES

Many readers enjoy my various, mostly Bisexual male, series. I write most of the stories in a way that you can jump in anywhere without having to read the prior chapters: just pick a story that sounds hot and jump in. Some of my Joe-tagonists are mostly straight, some find their desires shifting more towards men, some are in the gloriously murky middle, some are attracted to men romantically while some are emphatically not. I contain multitudes!

Sexy Sixties (MM, MF, MMF, MMFF): Everything gets hotter with age as Jerry and I become fervent oral lovers in retirement, though (mostly) just on a physical level. Somehow this strengthens my primary romantic bond with my amazing wife Jen, who keeps revealing surprises that provoke new adventures.

Becoming A Man (MM, MMF, MFFF, more): Exploits, mistakes and heartbreaks as I explore my sexuality from my eighteenth birthday all through my twenties. This Joe is close to the middle in his physical enjoyment of men and women, but still craves romance with women. I'm putting most of my writing efforts into this series at the moment, driving it towards a dramatic overall climax. It will reach full novel length, but again, almost any chapter can be read by itself!

Midlife Renewal (MM, MMF, MMM, more): After a divorce at forty, I pair up with Rick sexually and even a bit romantically, but he still lets me play with women, especially my neighbor Tori. Paused for now, but I'm still planning eventual fun with the pool girl, Tori's bukkake fantasy, a special medical challenge and much more.

Serial Thriller (MMM, FMMMM): NEW! A circle jerk between three young friends somehow leads to a gangbang involving their roommate and his very sexy, eager girlfriend. Readers who are bi-curious or heteroflexible but uncomfortable with men kissing each other will find plenty of physical action between the men, but no kissing or emotional intimacy.

It’s A Date! (MM): An accidental "date" between two middle-aged men whose relationships with women are in turmoil, but who still enjoy women, into an unexpected romance.

Summer Cockbuster (MM, MMF): Youthful sexual explorations with a male friend, and two women who join us at different times for threesomes, over a series of summers.

Contagion (MF, FMFFMF, MFFM): At the end of 2020 Lockdown, my phenomenal wife and I stage an orgy with friends. This is my straightest series, with just a bit of male heteroflexibility. More chapters will be added occasionally.

Succumbing to Destiny (MM only) launches in March as my first truly gay MLM series. “Jack" discovers in his fifties that his heart beats harder, the colors of the world become more vibrant, and of course the sex is better than he'd imagined possible, when he is with a man. Although he fully embraces his homosexuality upon this realization, it takes him a while to build the relationship he wants with the man he is meant to love.

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MY COLLECTIONS

My 100% standalone stories are also organized into collections with common themes.

Triple Treat (MMF, MFF, MMM): Nothing but threesomes!
First Contact (all MM): First man-to-man encounters.
Straight Stories (MF): Yes, I write these too!
Gee Whiz (MF, MFF): All of my watersports tales go here.

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ABOUT ME AND MY WRITING

Who the fuck am I? A middle-aged Bisexual man, somewhat more attracted to men than women in recent years. Despite my foul mouth and mind, my written fantasies of lusty sexual affection between caring, consenting, unrelated adults express my belief that nothing matters more in life than being kind to each other. I am generally turned off by dominance, humiliation, choking (everyone please stop with this!), breeding, family fantasies or violence. I am occasionally interested in non-degrading watersports, perhaps my only real kink, and I adore pubic hair, God's standard equipment that is still found on almost every character in my fantasy world. Most of all, I am turned on by same-sex encounters, which feature in the lion's share of my stories, although I do write some really juicy straight encounters too!

How the fuck do I write? It takes hours for me to turn a single story outline into a very rough first draft. Then many more hours to comb through every word at least a dozen times (maybe twice that for Competition entries), trimming excess verbiage, smoothing the action, popping the dialogue and elucidating inner thoughts. Finally, before publication, I do battle with Grammarly's browser plugin.

Can I help you write a fucking story? Sorry, there's no shortcut around the shit-ton of work it takes to get a story suitable for publication. I'll never have the time to get all of my own stories out, let alone yours. However, there is a less effortful way to share your tale with the world, and that is to post it in your own words to a relevant Lush Group or the Forum. Do at least take the time to make it legible with some punctuation and the occasional paragraph break, and readers will eat it up!

How the fuck do I create my cover images? Mostly with Lush's built-in cover editor. I avoid copyright infringement by using background images legally obtained from creazilla.com or created by genAI tools like Perchance instead of images scraped from porn sites.

Fucking Copyright Notice: All of my published stories are Copyrighted ⓒ by the author, 2020-2026. All rights reserved. No part of these publications may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or used to train generative AI models, without prior written permission from the copyright owner. I hope you enjoy my stories, and I hope you get off to them, but I put a lot of work into writing them, and they are fucking mine.

Fucking Indecency Warning: ALL of my stories describe sexual encounters between unrelated, consenting adults, often of the same sex, with extreme explicitness. DO NOT READ if such material is illegal for you to consume at your age in your jurisdiction.

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HOW TO FIND MORE THREESOMES! AND MORESOMES

Besides the standalone threesome stories included in the above Triple Treat collection, I have many more embedded in my series. I write my series stories so you don't have to have read the previous chapters to know what's going on. Just pick one and jump right in! The sex is great!

Sexy Sixties: Scandalous Sixties: Two MMF threesomes!

Becoming A Man: Freed (MFF): The sexiest breakup ever!
Becoming A Man: Motel King (MMF): Oops, we have to share a King bed!
Becoming A Man: Room Mates (MFF) and Triple Pleasure (MFFF): Way too much fun with female roommates.
Becoming A Man: Skiing With Keith And Kate (MMF): My most popular story.
Becoming A Man: Cock 1 (MMM): Getting dirty in Matt's garage.
Becoming A Man: Riverside Tail (MM | FF): Parallel gay and lesbian action in front of each other.

Summer Cockbuster: Sticky Situation (MMF): My only Cuckold story.
Summer Cockbuster: Hot and Messy (MMF): A very hot night out. Then in.

Contagion: Hatched and Scrambled (MFFMFM): COVID Lockdown explodes into a six-way swap.
Contagion: Crossing Boundaries In The Boundary Waters (MFFM): A heatwave hits the woods.

Midlife Renewal: Piñas Coladas and Poolside Pleasures (MMF): Tori and Eric invite me into their marriage bed, by way of their pool.
Midlife Renewal: Trouble On The Turnpike, I Shag the Sheriff, Cabin Fever, Three Men’s Semen (all MMM): Gay threeway epic at a rental cabin.
Midlife Renewal: Tori’s Reward (MFF): Rewarding Tori for arranging the big gay weekend.

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COMPETITION ENTRIES (in order of most recent publication)

Although some have later been incorporated into ongoing series, as allowed after competition ends, all were originally written as fully standalone stories, as required by competition rules.

Presents Cum Early (MMF, Advent, 2025, placed 11th, Recommended Read)
Secret Sixties (MM, MF, Obsession, 2025, kicking off my Sexy Sixties series)
Crossing Boundaries in the Boundary Waters (MM, MFFM, Island Getaway, 2025, Contagion series)
The Test (MMF, Small Moments, 2025)
Amy's Mom (MF, Festive Flash, 2024, placed 8th, Recommended Read)
Grilling the Suspects (MF, MMM, MMF, Whodunnit?, 2024)
No-Dating Policy (MF, Dirty Talk, 2024, Becoming A Man series)
Mile-High Christmas Treats (MMF, Festive Unexpected, 2023)
The Apple of My Eye (MF, Halloweenie, 2023)
Pork by Northwest (MF, MFF, MFFF, MM, M-TF, Punked, 2023, Recommended Read)
Buff Bluff in Banff (MM, MFF, MF, MM, MMFF, Free Spirit, 2023)
Compensation (MMF, Anti-Valentine, 2023)
Dick Job (M-TF, Le Noir Erotique, 2022, placed 10th, Recommended Read)
Going with the Flow (MM-watersports, Proud and Kinky, 2021, Summer Cockbuster series)
Lewd Beach (MMF, Quick and Risque Sex, 2021)
Deepening Our Friendship (MM, Rainbows, 2020)
Riverside Tail (MM | FF, Back to Nature, 2020, Becoming A Man series)
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OTHER

Sixty-Nine to Infinity! (my 69th): a poetic ode to my favorite number.