"Seventy-one: that's sixty-nine with two fingers up your ass." - George Carlin

I am enthusiastically Bisexual! Happy to exchange messages about that, but not currently seeking physical action with anyone new.

NEWEST STORIES

In my new art-themed Watersports story, Ool Arty, there is a bit of P in Tori and Eric's Ool. Er, pool.

Having just rekindled our old friendship at our forty-year high school reunion, Back Forty tells how I wish my old buddy would draw out my true desires.

Heartbombing The Heartland is my entry in the Wherefore Art Thou? writing competition, a love letter (or Valentine, as you'll learn upon reading) to the Great Plains. A polyamorous love story with heart(s), and sex in six different states.

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MY GREATEST HITS - START HERE!

Skiing with Keith and Kate (MMF): My most-read story. Kate catches me and her boyfriend trading blowjobs in the sauna.

Amy's Mom (MF): Hot mom next door seduces me in a thousand words. A straight Recommended Read, ranked eighth in the 2024 Festive Flash competition.

Band Camp (MMF): I lose my straight and gay virginity in the same week.

A Hole New World (MM): My only 100% True story, a glorious cocksucking and cumswallowing experience at an adult store’s glory hole.

Lewd Beach (MMF): I have fun with a coworker and his horny pregnant wife on my first visit to a nude beach. My entry in the 2021 Quick and Risqué Sex competition.

Buff Bluff in Banff (MM, MF, MFF, MMFF): You won’t believe how many sex acts and anatomical alliterations are packed into this taut 2000-word tale of riding men, women and the Rockies, part of 2023’s Free Spirit competition.

Presents Cum Early (MMF, placed 11th in 2025 Advent competition): Helping my neighbors decorate for Christmas, I accidentally uncover some of their gifts. And put them to use. A Recommended Read.

Pork by Northwest (MF, MFFF, MM, M-TF, 2023 Punked competition, ): A squealing Recommended Read, proliferating with poundings and pig jokes, climaxing in a wire-hanging finish atop Seattle’s phallic Space Needle, as I investigate the origins of the 2030s Hamdemic.

Dick Job (M-TF, placed 10th in 2022 Le Noir Erotique): A Noir style and relentless physical action on the slick streets of Seattle draw this hapless bystander into a detective career, and into a lover's arms, in this long-form Recommended Read.

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A GUIDE TO MY SERIES

No need to commit to a whole series! Find satisfaction reading just one or two stories in a series that sound appealing. I write most of my stories so that they can be read standalone, if you wish. Pick something that sounds appealing to you, and the link will take you to the series page listing all of your diverse choices within the series.

My Joe-tagonists and other story characters range from overwhelmingly straight to the gay end of the spectrum. most to be found in the gloriously murky middle. Some are into the same sex primarily for the cock, while others are willing to entertain an emotional dimension to these desires. I contain multitudes!

Becoming A Man follows exploits, mistakes and heartbreaks as I explore my sexuality from my eighteenth birthday all through my twenties. As this version of "Joe," I am close to the middle in my physical enjoyment of men and women, but my romantic desires resolve towards women.

This series covers the widest range of Lush genres, sexual scenarios and variants of Bisexuality amongst its male cahracters. So this is the place to look if you're seeking variety. Or something specific.

Sexy Sixties (MM, MF, MMF, MMFF) features aging male church parishioners who fill what’s missing from their marriages by filling each other’s holes, in what's a mostly physical relationship. In so doing, they also open the door to newly fulfilling experiences with the women in their lives.

Midlife Renewal (MM, MMF, MMM, more) portrays a newly gay-leaning version of bisexual “me” finding his way into a complex both-sexes polycule. This series is probably my kinkiest, though mild by Lush standards.

Serial Thriller (MMM, FMMMM): NEW IN 2026! Three college-age buddies suck and fuck each other silly, ultimately culminating in a fiveway with a woman who desperately wants to be the focus of a clusterfuck. It's purely physical between the guys, as they prefer women, so (as some readers may be happy to know) they never kiss each other.

It’s A Date! (MM) starts with an accidental "date" between two middle-aged men that quickly turns flirtatious, developing into an unexpected, emotionally intimate man-to-man romance. Have our orientations have actually shifted over time? Or is dating a man emotionally easier because our relationships with women are in turmoil? Future chapters will explore these questions across a novelette-length story arc.

Summer Cockbuster (MM, MMF): Youthful enjoyment, (mostly) just physical, with a male friend over a series of summers. And with two women who join us in different threesomes.

Contagion (MF, FMFFMF, MFFM): At the end of 2020 Lockdown, my phenomenal wife and I open up our marriage and stage an orgy with friends. This is my straightest series, with only mild male heteroflexibility.

Succumbing to Destiny (MM only) launched this year as my only fully homosexual MLM series. In his fifties, Jack embraces the realization that he is gay, but it still it takes some sexual and romantic fires and misfires to find himself with the man he is meant to love.

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MY NON-SERIES COLLECTIONS

First Contact: Standalone stories of men experiencing their first sexual contact with other men.
Triple Treat: Nothing but standalone Threesome stories!
Straight Stories: I write these too!
Gee Whiz: All of my watersports stories, including those associated with series.

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LOOKING FOR ... SOMETHING MORE SPECIFIC?

I've updated my tagging for consistency, allowing easier searches now that I'm beyond 100 stories. Such as:

Here's a complete list of my threesome stories, in order of popularity: Threesome Stories (same list in chronological order)
Looking for foursomes and moresomes? Group Sex stories

First time having sexual contact with another man? First Experience (or, the same list in chronological order)
... A woman encouraging her man's bisexuality? Bisexual Encouragement
... An emotional connection between same-sex lovers? Same-Sex Romance
... Or, conversely, men who hook up with no kissing or emotional attachment? Heteroflexible stories

Do you enjoy sex in the Shower? Sauna? Hot tub? Outdoors?

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ABOUT ME AND MY WRITING

Who am I? A middle-aged, white, Bisexual, American man. I have always identified with the "Bi" label and had at least some attraction towards my own sex. With middle age, my feelings for men have grown immensely without replacing my desire for women, and my orientation remains "more than incidentally heterosexual,” as the Kinsey Scale 4 description puts it.

What are my turn-ons and turn-offs? Besides being extremely turned on by same-sex activity (male or female), I am occasionally interested in non-degrading watersports, which may be my only true kink. I adore pubic hair, God's standard equipment that you'll find on almost every character in my fantasy world. My written fantasies of lusty sexual affection between caring, consenting, unrelated adults express my belief that nothing matters more in life than being kind to each other. I am strongly repulsed by humiliation, choking, breeding, family fantasies, non-consent and sexual violence.

Why do I show my dick but not my face? To remain anonymous. I am not using Lush as a dating or hookup site, and so far, penile recognition has not advanced to the point of compromising my privacy.

How do I write? It takes hours to turn a single story outline into a very rough first draft. Then more hours to comb through every word at least a dozen times (maybe twice that for Competition entries), trimming excess verbiage, smoothing the action, popping the dialogue and elucidating inner thoughts. Finally, before publication, I do battle with Grammarly's browser plugin to catch all the mistakes.

Can I help you write a story? Sorry, I'll never have the time to get all of my own stories out, let alone yours. If the publication process is too daunting, I recommend you post your tale (real or fictional) in your own words to a relevant Lush Group or the Forum. Do take a little time to make it legible with some punctuation and the occasional paragraph break, but it doesn't have to be perfect, and readers will eat it up!

How do I create my cover images? I use background images legally obtained from creazilla.com or created by genAI tools like Perchance, and add titles with Lush's built-in cover editor.

Copyright Notice! All of my published stories are Copyrighted ⓒ by the author, 2020-2026. All rights reserved. No part of these publications may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or used as any sort of input to AI models, without express prior written permission from the copyright owner. I hope you enjoy my stories, and I hope you get off to them, but I put a lot of work into writing them, and they fucking belong to me.

Indecency Warning! ALL of my stories contain extremely explicit depictions of sexual encounters between unrelated, consenting adults, often of the same sex. DO NOT READ if such material is illegal for you to consume at your age in your jurisdiction, or if reading the juicy details of randy men fellating and penetrating each other offends you.

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COMPETITION ENTRIES (in order of most recent publication)

I put extra effort into my contest stories, and you'll find some of my very best work here. Although some of these have later been incorporated into ongoing series, as is allowed after competition ends, all were originally written as fully standalone stories, in compliance with competition rules.

Heartbombing The Heartland (Wherefore Art Thou?, 2026)
Blowing Smoke (MM, Elements, 2026)
Presents Cum Early (MMF, Advent, 2025, placed 11th, a Recommended Read)
Secret Sixties (MM, MF, Obsession, 2025, kicking off my Sexy Sixties series)
Crossing Boundaries in the Boundary Waters (MM, MFFM, Island Getaway, 2025, Contagion series)
The Test (MMF, Small Moments, 2025)
Amy's Mom (MF, Festive Flash, 2024, placed 8th, a Recommended Read)
Grilling the Suspects (MF, MMM, MMF, Whodunnit?, 2024)
No-Dating Policy (MF, Dirty Talk, 2024, Becoming A Man series)
Mile-High Christmas Treats (MMF, Festive Unexpected, 2023)
The Apple of My Eye (MF, Halloweenie, 2023)
Pork by Northwest (MF, MFF, MFFF, MM, M-TF, Punked, 2023, a Recommended Read)
Buff Bluff in Banff (MM, MFF, MF, MM, MMFF, Free Spirit, 2023)
Compensation (MMF, Anti-Valentine, 2023)
Dick Job (M-TF, Le Noir Erotique, 2022, placed 10th, a Recommended Read)
Going with the Flow (MM-watersports, Proud and Kinky, 2021, Summer Cockbuster series)
Lewd Beach (MMF, Quick and Risque Sex, 2021)
Deepening Our Friendship (MM, Rainbows, 2020)
Riverside Tail (MM | FF, Back to Nature, 2020, Becoming A Man series)
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OTHER

Sixty-Nine to Infinity! (my 69th): a poetic ode to my favorite number.