"Seventy-one: that's sixty-nine with two fingers up your ass." - George Carlin

I am enthusiastically Bisexual! Happy to exchange messages about it, but I am not currently seeking physical action with anyone new.

NEWEST STORIES

My amazing girlfriend brings in a third person, and makes me guess whose cock I'm sucking. Daphne's Rubber Ding-Dong (MFF) continues the wild ride that started two weeks earlier with Dating Daphne (MF).

Two hikers experience the terror of near-death and the thrills of life out amongst the Elements - Air, Earth, Water and Fire - in my Elements contest entry, Blowing Smoke (MM).

Dipping my toe in the hot waters of fully homosexual MLM fiction for the first time, Succumbing To Temptation (MM) launches a new series as fifty-three-year-old Jack finally discovers his true sexuality - and seeks romance along the way.

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TOP STORIES - START HERE!

Skiing with Keith and Kate (MMF): My most-read story. After cross-country skiing, Kate catches me and her boyfriend trading blowjobs in the sauna, turning the heat even higher.

Amy's Mom (MF): The hot mom next door seduces me in a thousand words. A straight Recommended Read, placing eighth in the 2024 Festive Flash competition.

Band Camp (MMF): I lose my straight and gay virginity in the same week.

A Hole New World (MM) is my only 100% True story, a glorious cocksucking and cumswallowing experience at an adult store’s glory hole.

Lewd Beach (MMF): I run into a coworker and his horny pregnant wife on my first visit to a nude beach. My entry in the 2021 Quick and Risqué Sex competition.

Buff Bluff in Banff (MM, MF, MFF, MMFF): You won’t believe how many sex acts and anatomical alliterations are packed into this 2000-word tale of riding men, women and the Rockies in a glorious summer of pure freedom, part of 2023’s Free Spirit competition.

Presents Cum Early (MMF, placed 11th in 2025 Advent competition): Helping my neighbors decorate for Christmas, I accidentally reveal some of their gifts early. Might as well open them and put them to use, then. A Recommended Read.

Pork by Northwest (MF, MFFF, MM, M-TF, 2023 Punked competition): A squealing Recommended Read, proliferating with poundings and pig jokes, climaxing in a wire-hanging finish atop Seattle’s phallic Space Needle, as I investigate the origins of the 2030s Hamdemic.

Dick Job (M-TF, placed 10th in 2022 Le Noir Erotique): A Noir style and relentless physical action on the slick streets of Seattle draw this hapless bystander into a detective career, and into a lover's arms, in this long-form Recommended Read.

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LOOKING FOR ... THREESOMES? MORESOMES? SOMETHING ELSE?

I've updated my tagging for consistency, allowing easier searches now that I'm beyond 100 stories. Such as:

Here's a complete list of my threesome stories, in order of popularity: Threesome Stories (same list in chronological order)
... How about a specific type of threesome? Bisexual MMF | MFF Threesomes | All-Male Threesomes

Looking for foursomes and moresomes? Group Sex stories

First time having sexual contact with another man? First Experience (same list in chronological order)
... Or the first time having anal sex with a man? First Gay Anal
... A woman encouraging her man's bisexuality? Bisexual Encouragement
... An emotional connection between same-sex lovers? Same-Sex Romance
... Or, conversely, no kissing or emotional attachment between men who hook up? Heteroflexible stories

Guys with big dicks: Big Cock stories

Do you enjoy sex in the Shower? Sauna? Hot tub? Outdoors?

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A GUIDE TO MY SERIES

Don't feel like you need to read a whole series! You can read just one or two stories in a series that sound appealing and find ... um, satisfaction.

A few of my Joe-tagonists and their playmates are mostly straight, most are in the gloriously murky middle and some find their desires shifting more towards the gay end of the spectrum. Some are into the same sex primarily physically, while others are willing to entertain an emotional or even romantic dimension to these desires. I contain multitudes! Pick something that sounds appealing to you, and the link will take you to the series page listing all of your options in that series.

Sexy Sixties (MM, MF, MMF, MMFF): Everything gets hotter with age as Jerry and I become fervent oral lovers in retirement, though (mostly) just on a physical level. Somehow this strengthens my primary romantic bond with my amazing wife Jen, who keeps revealing surprises that provoke new adventures.

Becoming A Man (MM, MMF, MFFF, more): Exploits, mistakes and heartbreaks as I explore my sexuality from my eighteenth birthday all through my twenties. This Joe is close to the middle in his physical enjoyment of men and women, but his romantic cravings are mostly for women. I'm putting most of my writing efforts into this series at the moment, driving it towards a dramatic overall climax. It will reach full novel length, but again, almost any chapter can be read by itself!

Midlife Renewal (MM, MMF, MMM, more): After a divorce at forty, I pair up with Rick sexually and as my "boyfriend," but he still lets me play with women, especially my neighbor Tori. Paused for now, but I'm still planning eventual fun with the pool girl, Tori's bukkake fantasy, a special medical challenge and much more.

Serial Thriller (MMM, FMMMM): NEW! A circle jerk between three young friends somehow leads to a gangbang involving their roommate and his very sexy, eager girlfriend. Here you will find plenty of physical action between the men, but no kissing or emotional intimacy.

It’s A Date! (MM): An accidental "date" between two middle-aged men whose relationships with women are in turmoil turns into an unexpected man-to-man romance.

Summer Cockbuster (MM, MMF): Youthful, mostly just physical, enjoyment with a male friend, and two women who join us at different times for threesomes, over a series of summers.

Contagion (MF, FMFFMF, MFFM): At the end of 2020 Lockdown, my phenomenal wife and I open up our marriage and stage an orgy with friends. This is my straightest series, with only mild male heteroflexibility. More chapters will be added occasionally.

Succumbing to Destiny (MM only) just launched as my only fully homosexual MLM series. Jack discovers in his fifties that he is not just curious, or even Bisexual, but gloriously gay. He embraces this realization, but it still it takes some sexual and romantic fires and misfires to find himself with the man he is meant to love.

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MY NON-SERIES COLLECTIONS

First Contact: standalone stories of men experiencing their first sexual contact with other men.
Triple Treat: Nothing but standalone Threesome stories!
Straight Stories: Yes, I write these too!
Gee Whiz: All of my watersports stories, including those associated with series, go here.

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ABOUT ME AND MY WRITING

Who am I? A middle-aged Bisexual man whose desires lean more towards men in recent years, but still having “more than incidentally heterosexual” (as Kinsey put it) attraction to women. Despite my foul mouth and mind, my written fantasies of lusty sexual affection between caring, consenting, unrelated adults express my belief that nothing matters more in life than being kind to each other.

What are my turn-offs and turn-ons? I am repelled by humiliation, strong dominance, choking (please stop this now!), breeding stories, family fantasies and sexual violence. I am occasionally interested in non-degrading watersports, perhaps my only real kink, and I adore pubic hair, God's standard equipment that is still found on almost every character in my fantasy world. Most of all, I am turned on by same-sex encounters, which feature in the lion's share of my stories, although I do write some really juicy straight encounters too!

Why do I show my dick but not my face? Because I am not using Lush as a dating site, and want to remain anonymous on here. With today’s facial recognition technology, publicly posting your face is tantamount to posting your name and address. But penile recognition has a long way yet to go.

How do I write? It takes hours for me to turn a single story outline into a very rough first draft. Then more hours to comb through every word at least a dozen times (maybe twice that for Competition entries), trimming excess verbiage, smoothing the action, popping the dialogue and elucidating inner thoughts. Finally, before publication, I do battle with Grammarly's browser plugin to catch all the mistakes.

Can I help you write a story? Sorry, there's no shortcut around the shit-ton of work it takes to get a story suitable for publication. I'll never have the time to get all of my own stories out, let alone yours. However, there is a less effortful way to share your tale (real or fictional) with the world, and that is to post it in your own words to a relevant Lush Group or the Forum. Don't just dump a stream-of-conscious typing session, but take a little time to make it legible with some punctuation and the occasional paragraph break, and readers will eat it up!

How do I create my cover images? Mostly with Lush's built-in cover editor. I avoid copyright infringement by using background images legally obtained from creazilla.com or created by genAI tools like Perchance, instead of images scraped from porn sites.

Copyright Notice! All of my published stories are Copyrighted ⓒ by the author, 2020-2026. All rights reserved. No part of these publications may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or used to train generative AI models, without prior written permission from the copyright owner. I hope you enjoy my stories, and I hope you get off to them, but I put a lot of work into writing them, and they are fucking mine.

Indecency Warning! ALL of my stories describe sexual encounters between unrelated, consenting adults, often of the same sex, with extreme explicitness. DO NOT READ if such material is illegal for you to consume at your age in your jurisdiction, or if reading the juicy details of randy men fellating and penetrating each other is offensive to you.

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COMPETITION ENTRIES (in order of most recent publication)

Although some of these have later been incorporated into ongoing series, as allowed after competition ends, all were originally written as fully standalone stories, in compliance with competition rules.

Blowing Smoke (MM, Elements, 2026 - current active competition)

Presents Cum Early (MMF, Advent, 2025, placed 11th, Recommended Read)
Secret Sixties (MM, MF, Obsession, 2025, kicking off my Sexy Sixties series)
Crossing Boundaries in the Boundary Waters (MM, MFFM, Island Getaway, 2025, Contagion series)
The Test (MMF, Small Moments, 2025)
Amy's Mom (MF, Festive Flash, 2024, placed 8th, Recommended Read)
Grilling the Suspects (MF, MMM, MMF, Whodunnit?, 2024)
No-Dating Policy (MF, Dirty Talk, 2024, Becoming A Man series)
Mile-High Christmas Treats (MMF, Festive Unexpected, 2023)
The Apple of My Eye (MF, Halloweenie, 2023)
Pork by Northwest (MF, MFF, MFFF, MM, M-TF, Punked, 2023, Recommended Read)
Buff Bluff in Banff (MM, MFF, MF, MM, MMFF, Free Spirit, 2023)
Compensation (MMF, Anti-Valentine, 2023)
Dick Job (M-TF, Le Noir Erotique, 2022, placed 10th, Recommended Read)
Going with the Flow (MM-watersports, Proud and Kinky, 2021, Summer Cockbuster series)
Lewd Beach (MMF, Quick and Risque Sex, 2021)
Deepening Our Friendship (MM, Rainbows, 2020)
Riverside Tail (MM | FF, Back to Nature, 2020, Becoming A Man series)
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OTHER

Sixty-Nine to Infinity! (my 69th): a poetic ode to my favorite number.