"Seventy-one: that's sixty-nine with two fingers up your ass." - George Carlin

I am enthusiastically Bisexual! I harbor and write about very strong fantasies of love and sex with other men. Although I am not currently seeking physical action with anyone new, I'm always excited to have a conversation about same-sex relations and orientations, so feel free to PM me about that.

Keep reading for a guide to my stories, or scroll further down to learn more about me.

NEWEST STORIES

Sexsquatch, my first Monster Sex story, is my take on the legend of this Pacific Northwest monster. She saves my life, and in return I keep her alive.

Daphne's Halloween, Part One (MFFF) and Part Two (ORGY) are the first time I've ever written about a large sex party. You will enjoy MFFF fourway sex (twice) with two of Daphne's friends, plus both straight and gay Bukkake experiences, and a Goddess Worship event that lifts her up in multiple ways.

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MY GREATEST HITS - START HERE!

Lush editors have now awarded my stories with five Recommended Reads! See below.

Skiing with Keith and Kate (MMF): Kate catches her boyfriend sucking me off in the sauna, in my most-read story.

Amy's Mom (MF, ranked eighth in the 2024 Festive Flash competition, Recommended Read): In my most-Liked story, it only takes a thousand words for a hot neighbor mom to flash and seduce me.

Band Camp (MMF): This one time, at band camp, I lost both my straight and my gay virginity.

A Hole New World (MM): My only 100% True story, a glorious cocksucking and cumswallowing experience at an adult store’s glory hole.

Lewd Beach (MMF): In this 1000-word Flash, I have fun with a coworker and his horny pregnant wife on my first visit to a nude beach.

Buff Bluff in Banff (MM, MF, MFF, MMFF): You won’t believe how many sex acts and anatomical alliterations are packed into this tight 2000-word tale of riding men, women and the Rockies.

Heartbombing The Heartland (MM, MMF): Guerrilla artists Manuel and I subversively scatter art, hearts and love in my entry to the 2026 Wherefore Art Thou? competition. It's a polyamorous love letter to America's vast Great Plains, with sex spread across six states ,,, and it's just been named a Recommended Read!

Presents Cum Early (MMF, placed 11th in 2025 Advent competition, Recommended Read): Helping my neighbors decorate for Christmas, I accidentally uncover presents. And put them to use.

Pork by Northwest (MF, MFFF, MM, M-TF ): A squealing Recommended Read, proliferating with poundings and pig jokes, climaxing in a wire-hanging finish atop Seattle’s phallic Space Needle, as I investigate the origins of the 2030s Hamdemic.

Dick Job (M-TF, placed 10th in 2022 Le Noir Erotique, Recommended Read): A Noir style and relentless physical action on the slick streets of Seattle draw this hapless bystander into a lover's arms and a new career.

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A GUIDE TO MY SERIES

No need to commit to a whole series! I write most of my stories so that they can be read standalone, if you wish. My Joe-tagonists and other story characters range from straight-but-curious to the gloriously murky middle to the fully gay end of the spectrum. Each link below will take you to the series page listing the chapters.

Becoming A Man follows ten years of sexual explorations starting from my eighteenth birthday. As this version of "Joe," I am close to the middle in my physical enjoyment of men and women, but despite heartbreaks, my romantic desires resolve towards women. This series covers the widest range of Lush genres, sexual scenarios and variants of Bisexuality amongst its male characters. So this is the place to look if you're seeking variety - or something specific.

Sexy Sixties (MM, MF, MMF, MMFF) features aging male church parishioners who fill what’s missing from their marriages by filling each other’s holes, in a relationship that is much more physical than it is emotional, but ironically helps deepen our emotional relationships with the women in their lives.

Midlife Renewal (MM, MMF, MMM, more) portrays a newly divorced and gay-leaning version of bisexual “me” finding his way into a complex both-sexes polycule. Though mild by Lush standards, this is my kinkiest and most semen-soaked series.

Serial Thriller (MMM, FMMMM): Three college-age buddies suck and fuck each other silly, culminating in a fiveway with a woman who desperately wants to be the center of attention with multiple men. It's nothing more than physical between the guys, so (as some readers may prefer) they never kiss each other.

It’s A Date! (MM) starts with a meetup between two middle-aged men in romantic turmoil that unexpectedly turns into a flirtatious and emotionally intimate man-to-man romance. I plan to extend this into a novelette in 2027.

Summer Cockbuster (MM, MMF): Youthful enjoyment, (mostly) just physical, with a male friend over a series of summers. And with two women who join us in different threesomes.

Contagion (MF, FMFFMF, MFFM): At the end of 2020 Lockdown, my phenomenal wife and I open up our marriage and stage an orgy with friends. This is my straightest series, but will feature a bit of male heteroflexibility as it progresses.

Succumbing to Destiny (MM only) only contains one story so far, but will become my only fully gay MLM series. In his fifties, Jack finally acknowledges his homosexuality, but must experience some sexual and romantic fires and misfires to end up with the man he is meant to love.

Joe Dick (MM, MT, MF, MMF, MMM, more) so far contains three former contest entries connected only by the presence of their protagonist, but will someday be fleshed out by numerous action-packed connecting stories depicting my progression as a Bisexual detective who's more or less 50/50 in his desires.

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MY NON-SERIES COLLECTIONS

First Contact: Standalone stories of men experiencing their first sexual contact with other men.
Triple Treat: Nothing but standalone Threesome stories!
Straight Stories: I write these too!
Gee Whiz: All of my watersports stories, including those associated with series.
Grab Bag: Stories that don't fit into any of the above collections.

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LOOKING FOR SOMETHING MORE SPECIFIC?

The above five collections only include standalone stories, not series, but I tag my stories extensively so that you can search my library more deeply.

A complete list of my threesome stories, in order of popularity: Threesome Stories
Foursomes and moresomes: Group Sex stories

First time having sexual contact with another man: First Experience
... A woman encouraging her man's bisexuality: Bisexual Encouragement
... An emotional connection between same-sex lovers: Same-Sex Romance
... Or, conversely, men who hook up with no kissing or emotional attachment: Heteroflexible stories

Sex in the Shower | Sauna | Hot tub | Outdoors

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ABOUT ME AND MY WRITING

Who am I? A middle-aged, white, American man can't stop thinking about sexual explorations with other men. My desires are more frequently homosexual than heterosexual these days, although I continue to lust after women too.

What do I like writing about? My written fantasies of lusty sexual affection between caring, consenting, unrelated adults express my belief that nothing matters more in life than being kind to each other. Besides being extremely turned on by same-sex activity (male or female), my only kink is an occasional interest in non-degrading watersports. Also, in my fantasy world you will find pubic hair, God's standard equipment, on almost every character, because I seem to be the last human on the planet who still finds it sexy.

What turns me off? Hard NO to humiliation, choking, family fantasies, non-consensual breeding, physical pain or any kind of sexual violence.

Why do I show my dick but not my face? I use Lush to share and validate my fantasies, not as a dating or hookup site. Thankfully, penile recognition has not advanced to the point of compromising my desire to remain anonymous.

What is my writing process? It takes hours to turn a single story outline into a very rough first draft, then many more hours to improve the original story by trimming excess verbiage, smoothing the action, popping the dialogue and elucidating my inner thoughts. Finally, before publication, I battle Grammarly's browser plugin (not the app!) to catch all the mistakes.

Can I help you write a story? Nope. Sorry. I'll never have enough time to get all of my own stories out, let alone yours. If the publication process is too daunting, I recommend you post your tale (real or fictional) in your own words to a relevant Lush Group or the Forum. It doesn't have to be perfect, but please take at least little time to make it legible by including punctuation and the occasional paragraph break, so we can actually follow what you're trying to say. Readers will eat it up!

How do I create my cover images? I use background images legally obtained from creazilla.com or created by genAI tools like Perchance. I currently add titles with Lush's built-in cover editor, although I have also used Windows' and MacOS's built-in image editors.

Copyright Notice! All of my published stories are Copyrighted ⓒ by the author, 2020-2026. All rights reserved. No part of these publications may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or used in any way as input to AI models, without express prior written permission from the copyright owner. Enjoy, but do not copy.

Indecency Warning! Nearly ALL of my stories contain extremely explicit, fluid-soaked depictions of sexual encounters between unrelated, consenting adults, often of the same sex. DO NOT READ if such material is illegal for you to consume at your age in your jurisdiction, or if reading the juicy details of randy men fellating, penetrating and loving each other offends you.

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INDEX OF MY COMPETITION ENTRIES

I put extra effort into my contest stories, and you'll find some of my very best writing here. In compliance with competition rules, all were originally written as standalone stories, although some have later been incorporated into ongoing series.

Heartbombing The Heartland (Wherefore Art Thou?, 2026)
Blowing Smoke (MM, Elements, 2026)
Presents Cum Early (MMF, Advent, 2025, placed 11th, a Recommended Read)
Secret Sixties (MM, MF, Obsession, 2025, later became first chapter off my Sexy Sixties series)
Crossing Boundaries in the Boundary Waters (MM, MFFM, Island Getaway, 2025, Contagion series)
The Test (MMF, Small Moments, 2025)
Amy's Mom (MF, Festive Flash, 2024, placed 8th, a Recommended Read)
Grilling the Suspects (MF, MMM, MMF, Whodunnit?, 2024, Joe Dick series)
No-Dating Policy (MF, Dirty Talk, 2024, Becoming A Man series)
Mile-High Christmas Treats (MMF, Festive Unexpected, 2023)
The Apple of My Eye (MF, Halloweenie, 2023)
Pork by Northwest (MF, MFF, MFFF, MM, M-TF, Punked, 2023, a Recommended Read, now in Joe Dick series)
Buff Bluff in Banff (MM, MFF, MF, MM, MMFF, Free Spirit, 2023)
Compensation (MMF, Anti-Valentine, 2023)
Dick Job (M-TF, Le Noir Erotique, 2022, placed 10th, a Recommended Read, now in Joe Dick series)
Going with the Flow (MM-watersports, Proud and Kinky, 2021, Summer Cockbuster series)
Lewd Beach (MMF, Quick and Risque Sex, 2021)
Deepening Our Friendship (MM, Rainbows, 2020)
Riverside Tail (MM | FF, Back to Nature, 2020)