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joe71
5 hours ago
Bisexual Cis Male, 58
0 miles · Des Moines

About

"Seventy-one: that's sixty-nine with two fingers up your ass." - George Carlin

I am enthusiastically Bisexual, but not currently seeking action with anyone new. I block all apparent Catfishers. If you are one, be aware that you're pretty fucking obvious. Pick a different platform for your cruel, predatory scams.

NEWEST STORIES

New series: Serial Thriller. Oddly enough, the journey to a gangbang starts with a circle jerk, continuing with a lot of all-out, all-male sucking and fucking along the way ... until our friend Mark makes a monumental request on behalf on behalf of his lovely girlfriend Fiona in the newest chapter, Part Four: The Big Ask. The actual group sex event that is the subject of his Big Ask will be covered in Part Five, hopefully to be published within the coming week.

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TOP STORIES - START HERE!

Skiing with Keith and Kate (MMF): My most-read story. After cross-country skiing, Kate catches me trading blowjobs with her boyfriend, turning the heat in the sauna even higher.

Amy's Mom (MF): The hot mom next door seduces me in a thousand words. A Recommended Read, placing eighth in the 2024 Festive Flash competition.

Band Camp (MMF): I lose my straight and gay virginity in the same week.

A Hole New World (MM) is my only 100% True story, a glorious cocksucking and cumswallowing experience at an adult store’s glory hole.

Lewd Beach (MMF): I run into a coworker and his horny pregnant wife on my first visit to a nude beach. My entry in the 2021 Quick and Risqué Sex competition.

Buff Bluff in Banff (MM, MF, MFF, MMFF): You won’t believe how many sex acts and anatomical alliterations are packed into this 2000-word tale of riding men, women and the Rockies in a glorious summer of pure freedom, part of 2023’s Free Spirit competition.

Scroll past the “About Me” section below for a more complete guide to my stories.

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ABOUT ME AND MY WRITING

Who am I? A middle-aged Bisexual man, somewhat more attracted to men than women in recent years. My written fantasies of lusty sexual affection between caring, consenting, unrelated adults express my belief that nothing matters more in life than being kind to each other. I am generally turned off by dominance, humiliation, breeding, family fantasies, or violence. I am occasionally interested in non-degrading watersports, perhaps my only real kink, and I adore pubic hair, still found on almost every character in my fantasy world. Most of all, I am turned on by same-sex encounters, which feature in the lion's share of my stories, although I do write some really juicy straight encounters too!

How do I write? It takes hours for me to turn a single story outline into a very rough first draft. Then many more hours to comb through every word at least a dozen times (maybe twice that for Competition entries), trimming excess verbiage, smoothing the action, popping the dialogue and elucidating inner thoughts. Finally, before publication, I do battle with Grammarly's browser plugin.

Can I help you write a story? Sorry, there's no shortcut around the shit-ton of work it takes to get a story suitable for publication. I'll never have the time to get all of my own stories out, let alone yours. However, there is a less effortful way to share your tale with the world, and that is to post it in your own words to a relevant Lush Group or the Forum. Do at least take the time to make it legible with some punctuation and the occasional paragraph break, and readers will eat it up!

How do I create my cover images? Mostly with Lush's built-in cover editor. I avoid copyright infringement by using background images legally obtained from creazilla.com or created by genAI tools like Perchance instead of images scraped from porn sites.

Copyright Notice: All of my published stories are Copyrighted ⓒ by the author, 2020-2026. All rights reserved. No part of these publications may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or used to train generative AI models, without prior written permission from the copyright owner. I hope you enjoy my stories, and I hope you get off to them, but I put a lot of work into writing them, and they are fucking mine.

Indecency Warning: ALL of my stories describe sexual encounters between unrelated, consenting adults, often of the same sex, with extreme explicitness. DO NOT READ if such material is illegal for you to consume at your age in your jurisdiction.

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WHAT'S NEXT?

Older and hotter! Swinging Sixties will be my 99th story, another tale of liberated sixty-plus bisexuality, this time featuring some hot swinging amongst three older couples, followed by a hot foursome.

After that: Dating Daphne will be my one-hundredth story, and I've been working tirelessly to make it my best ever. This boy-meets-girl fairytale is an ode to that intoxicating feeling of falling in love that we've all experienced at least once or twice. In this case, two sexual misfits who've been denigrated by past partners find each other, vowing to finally show each other the love that they both deserve.

More Plans: Several more chapters of Becoming A Man, including several featuring Daphne, plus a dramatic, tear-jerking conclusion to the entire series. So far, much of my writing has focused on highlighting various shades of male bisexuality, but later this year I am to start writing more full-Six MLM (Men Loving Men) content later in the year, as I resume It's A Date and spin up Succumbing to Destiny.

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MY SERIES

The bulk of my writing is in series that follow different versions of me through various phases of sexual discovery. However, I put great effort into making most of the chapters readable as standalone stories, so you can jump in wherever you want without committing to more than a single story. Each of the links below takes you to a Series overview page, where you can browse titles, tags, genres and the popularity of each chapter, picking whichever chapters grab you.

Midlife Renewal (MM, MMF, MMM, more): I broaden my sexuality after a divorce, after I realize my gay friend Rick wants me, but he still lets me play with women. Especially neighbor Tori. And also her husband, Eric, on whom Rick has had a longstanding crush. New chapters are temporarily on hold, but I'm still planning some eventual fun with the pool girl, fulfillment of Tori's bukkake fantasy, and more.

Sexy Sixties (MM, MF, MMF, MMFF): Everything gets hotter with age as a male friend and I become lovers in retirement. Somehow, this reignites relations with my wife, too, who reveals secrets that trigger new adventures. I have a new chapter in progress, coming by Spring 2026.

Becoming A Man (MM, MMF, MFFF, more): I'm becoming the best Bisexual man I can be, that is, in a series that starts right after my eighteenth birthday and follows my exploits, mistakes and heartbreaks for more than a decade thereafter as I learn and grow sexually, in turn helping others so the same. I'm putting most of my writing efforts into this series at the moment, driving towards a dramatic overall climax. It will reach full novel length, but again, any chapter can be read by itself!

It’s A Date! (purely MM): An accidental "date" between two middle-aged men whose love lives are already in turmoil prompts them to act. This series has been paused for a couple of years, but I hope to return to it later this year and make it a complete MM novelette, my first fully gay series.

Summer Cockbuster (MM, MMF): Youthful sexual explorations with a male friend, and two women who join us at different times, over a series of summers.

Contagion (MF, FMFFMF, MFFM): At the end of 2020 Lockdown, my incredible wife and I stage an orgy with friends. This is my straightest series, with only hints (so far) of male bisexuality. More chapters will be added occasionally.

Serial Thriller (MMM, FMMMM): NEW! A circle jerk with two friends somehow leads to a gangbang involving their roommate and his very sexy, eager girlfriend. I intend to get all six chapters released in February 2026. If you are bi-curious but uncomfortable with men kissing each other, this is the series for you, because there is none.

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MY COLLECTIONS

Even my 100% standalone stories are organized into collections with common themes.

Triple Treat (MMF, MFF, MMM): Nothing but threesomes!
First Contact (all MM): First man-to-man encounters.
Straight Stories (MF): Yes, I write these too!
Gee Whiz (MF, MFF): Gleefully fun watersports tales.

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RECOMMENDED READS awarded by Lush editors

Presents Cum Early (MMF, placed 11th in 2025 Advent competition)
Amy's Mom (MF, placed 8th in 2024 Festive Flash competition): The hot mom next door seduces me.
Pork by Northwest (MF, MFFF, MM, M-TF, 2023 Punked competition): Poundings and pig jokes proliferate as I investigate the origins of the 2030s Hamdemic.
Dick Job (M-TF, placed 10th in 2022 Le Noir Erotique): Relentless Noir-style action draws this hapless bystander into a detective career, and into a lover's arms.

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MORE THREESOMES AND MORESOMES!

Besides the standalone threesome stories included in the above Triple Treat collection, I have many more embedded in my series. I write my series stories so you don't have to have read the previous chapters to know what's going on. Just pick one and jump right in! The sex is great!

Sexy Sixties: Scandalous Sixties: Two MMF threesomes!

Becoming A Man: Freed (MFF): The sexiest breakup ever!
Becoming A Man: Motel King (MMF): Oops, we have to share a King bed!
Becoming A Man: Room Mates (MFF) and Triple Pleasure (MFFF): Way too much fun with female roommates.
Becoming A Man: Skiing With Keith And Kate (MMF): My most popular story.
Becoming A Man: Cock 1 (MMM): Getting dirty in Matt's garage.
Becoming A Man: Riverside Tail (MM | FF): Parallel gay and lesbian action in front of each other.

Summer Cockbuster: Sticky Situation (MMF): My only Cuckold story.
Summer Cockbuster: Hot and Messy (MMF): A very hot night out. Then in.

Contagion: Hatched and Scrambled (MFFMFM): COVID Lockdown explodes into a six-way swap.
Contagion: Crossing Boundaries In The Boundary Waters (MFFM): A heatwave hits the woods.

Midlife Renewal: Piñas Coladas and Poolside Pleasures (MMF): Tori and Eric invite me into their marriage bed, by way of their pool.
Midlife Renewal: Trouble On The Turnpike, I Shag the Sheriff, Cabin Fever, Three Men’s Semen (all MMM): Gay threeway epic at a rental cabin.
Midlife Renewal: Tori’s Reward (MFF): Rewarding Tori for arranging the big gay weekend.

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COMPETITION ENTRIES (in order of most recent publication)

Although some have later been incorporated into ongoing series, as allowed after competition ends, all were originally written as fully standalone stories, as required by competition rules.

Presents Cum Early (MMF, Advent, 2025, placed 11th, Recommended Read)
Secret Sixties (MM, MF, Obsession, 2025, kicking off my Sexy Sixties series)
Crossing Boundaries in the Boundary Waters (MM, MFFM, Island Getaway, 2025, Contagion series)
The Test (MMF, Small Moments, 2025)
Amy's Mom (MF, Festive Flash, 2024, placed 8th, Recommended Read)
Grilling the Suspects (MF, MMM, MMF, Whodunnit?, 2024)
No-Dating Policy (MF, Dirty Talk, 2024, Becoming A Man series)
Mile-High Christmas Treats (MMF, Festive Unexpected, 2023)
The Apple of My Eye (MF, Halloweenie, 2023)
Pork by Northwest (MF, MFF, MFFF, MM, M-TF, Punked, 2023, Recommended Read)
Buff Bluff in Banff (MM, MFF, MF, MM, MMFF, Free Spirit, 2023)
Compensation (MMF, Anti-Valentine, 2023)
Dick Job (M-TF, Le Noir Erotique, 2022, placed 10th, Recommended Read)
Going with the Flow (MM-watersports, Proud and Kinky, 2021, Summer Cockbuster series)
Lewd Beach (MMF, Quick and Risque Sex, 2021)
Deepening Our Friendship (MM, Rainbows, 2020)
Riverside Tail (MM | FF, Back to Nature, 2020, Becoming A Man series)
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Sixty-Nine to Infinity! (my 69th): a poetic ode to my favorite number.

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