What cheesy chat-up lines have you used with success?
For example, "if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me, please?" has worked for me... In fact it was much more successful than I ever expected and we were more than just FWBs for a number of years. Sadly, some years ago she succumbed to a very fast acting cancer.
So what's worked for you?
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Cheesy, but successful, chat-up lines
Gentleman Stranger
I've been married so long that I don't even remember, but I do know that one that almost never works is; "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Nope, uh-uh, just not a winner...
Nope, uh-uh, just not a winner...
Active Ink Slinger
I know a pickup line about a pizza but it's a little cheesy.
I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?
I remember a funny incident about this but it wasnt successful- and let me clarify this before - I don't really use cheesy lines on boys too often Haha.
I was sitting in a mini stadium that day and there was a gp of really handsome boys practising and playing cricket, so during one of the hits I catched the Ball as it was coming towards me. So the boundary fielder boy came towards me to get the ball back.
I asked him jokingly "I've got your ball now, what're you gonna do?"
But yeah that innocent one didn't really got my joke.
So I returned the " cricket ball" politely to him and then I left to find another ball(s) for me.HFsEEdEepuXMrkNZ
PS:- I'm posting this in the guys section only to spread awareness, so if another woman uses this line on you please understand the dirty intentions behind it haha !!
I was sitting in a mini stadium that day and there was a gp of really handsome boys practising and playing cricket, so during one of the hits I catched the Ball as it was coming towards me. So the boundary fielder boy came towards me to get the ball back.
I asked him jokingly "I've got your ball now, what're you gonna do?"
But yeah that innocent one didn't really got my joke.
So I returned the " cricket ball" politely to him and then I left to find another ball(s) for me.HFsEEdEepuXMrkNZ
PS:- I'm posting this in the guys section only to spread awareness, so if another woman uses this line on you please understand the dirty intentions behind it haha !!
Quote by TheAngryishLover
Shouldn't you have told me that BEFORE I came all over your beautiful face?
That's why you didn't win the election right there
Yes... my bad... not sure if it cost me the election or not but getting thousands of tribute pics sure the hell messes up my inbox... oh the burden of handsomeness...
BTW... the one you sent over... just a drop huh? lol...
The LAST TIME I picked somebody up on a chat-up line was SO STRANGE...
I was in a railway station bar, waiting for a train... I wanted a cigarette, but had forgotten my lighter... There was this very cute woman at the bar with a pack of cigarettes in front of her so I PRESUME she has a lighter or matches... So, I go up and ask her for a light...
Well, as she RUMMAGES around in her handbag, I start to talk... "Jesus, you are always like this... You can never find anything in that fucking bag... I don't even know why I married you... Well, apart from that..." The woman, (Dawn!!!) laughs, finds the lighter and we go outside for a smoke... Turns out we are on the same train!!!
Well... One thing led to the other!!!
xx SF
I was in a railway station bar, waiting for a train... I wanted a cigarette, but had forgotten my lighter... There was this very cute woman at the bar with a pack of cigarettes in front of her so I PRESUME she has a lighter or matches... So, I go up and ask her for a light...
Well, as she RUMMAGES around in her handbag, I start to talk... "Jesus, you are always like this... You can never find anything in that fucking bag... I don't even know why I married you... Well, apart from that..." The woman, (Dawn!!!) laughs, finds the lighter and we go outside for a smoke... Turns out we are on the same train!!!
Well... One thing led to the other!!!
xx SF
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by stephanie
Well... One thing led to the other!!!
And you got arrested by transport police for smoking on the train?
Hell of a lot classier than your usual, 'I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle' line.
(I'm joking!)
L x
Quote by Liz
And you got arrested by transport police for smoking on the train?
Hell of a lot classier than your usual, 'I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle' line.
(I'm joking!)
L x
Actually...
(She was GORGEOUS... Black bobbed hair...) BUT she was separated from her Hub and had three teenage sons so... (There was no future in it...) But she was LOVELY!
xx SF
Convict
I was on a train making my way home from work. A guy sitting diagonally across from me and 2 rows back kept looking at me. My stop was the last. As the train pulled into the third last stop he stood up, walked over to me, held out his hand and said "hi. I'm Jake. I just now thought to myself that if I didn't ask that pretty girl out before her stop I would regret it for a long time". I shook his hand and said "I'm Lisa. Thank you. Where are you taking me?"
I think he's still out there Regretting that he did Ask me.
I think he's still out there Regretting that he did Ask me.
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Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
I don't usually use lines, but I once told a girl I was "hung like a Ken doll." It made her curious enough to find out if it was true.
Fortunately for both of us, it isn't.
Fortunately for both of us, it isn't.
Don't believe everything that you read.
A former running mate - a male pal - had a good one.
We're at a bar. He sees a lady he's interested in. He taps her on the arm, she turns. Then he asks her if she knows me. Of course she doesn't but that doesn't matter - now he has " the floor" and starts talking to her. It worked - for him - several times. While I stood by like a dope.
We're at a bar. He sees a lady he's interested in. He taps her on the arm, she turns. Then he asks her if she knows me. Of course she doesn't but that doesn't matter - now he has " the floor" and starts talking to her. It worked - for him - several times. While I stood by like a dope.
At a club I saw this male who in the past has tried to pick me up, talking to a cute young female. He went away and the girl was left alone, so I walked over and said pointing my finger backwards to him "Isn't that a good guy for you?" Her reply "Uhh, I think I am more manly than that"
I can't recall what I said to that answer but it worked.
I can't recall what I said to that answer but it worked.
@Oshi those were horrible lines. To me that shows your easy and me likey because you look'n good in the face area. I'll give you 15 minutes of my time. For having a face that pretty 15 minutes, a little bit of touch'n you right, and not too deep or fast. I would make it good but not too good--somewhere in the middle. Something to tell your friends about. And if you were more than just a face we could expand on that 15 minutes.
@trinket why would he be regretting he asked you? Every guy would love that answer from a woman. And we were done and you woke up in the hospital there would be roses next to the bed with a card that read: Get well soon. If you haven't guessed it by now. I took you to the hospital. Call me if you want me to take you somewhere else. XOs
@Just_A_Guy_You_Know that's a horrible line. Now forever in her mind you'll be ken-doll guy. And when her girlfriends ask why she calls you that she's going to say because he's hung like that ken doll. And it will be true because you said it.
As far as lines I've used? I don't know. It's not like I think of things to say to women. For me it's all in the moment. I'm sure I've said and done some crazy things but I don't keep them in my memory bank. I react differently to each girl. For example, with trinket I guess I would be taking her to the hospital for our first date. For Oshi it would be Pretty face gets 15 minutes of good enough times for both of us; Pretty face with a good personality gets an hour of I think that may have been the best sex I've ever had; Pretty face, good personality, and a smart girl with big plans gets many hours of he's just right for me; Pretty face, good personality, smart, and a big and kind heart gets many "omg he's just right for me" encounters; Pretty face, good personality, smart, a lovely heart, and unbreakable trust and faith in me will equal a life time of me making sure that when she's looks back on it all there will be no question in her mind as to who was her greatest lover.
@trinket why would he be regretting he asked you? Every guy would love that answer from a woman. And we were done and you woke up in the hospital there would be roses next to the bed with a card that read: Get well soon. If you haven't guessed it by now. I took you to the hospital. Call me if you want me to take you somewhere else. XOs
@Just_A_Guy_You_Know that's a horrible line. Now forever in her mind you'll be ken-doll guy. And when her girlfriends ask why she calls you that she's going to say because he's hung like that ken doll. And it will be true because you said it.
As far as lines I've used? I don't know. It's not like I think of things to say to women. For me it's all in the moment. I'm sure I've said and done some crazy things but I don't keep them in my memory bank. I react differently to each girl. For example, with trinket I guess I would be taking her to the hospital for our first date. For Oshi it would be Pretty face gets 15 minutes of good enough times for both of us; Pretty face with a good personality gets an hour of I think that may have been the best sex I've ever had; Pretty face, good personality, and a smart girl with big plans gets many hours of he's just right for me; Pretty face, good personality, smart, and a big and kind heart gets many "omg he's just right for me" encounters; Pretty face, good personality, smart, a lovely heart, and unbreakable trust and faith in me will equal a life time of me making sure that when she's looks back on it all there will be no question in her mind as to who was her greatest lover.