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I did a watermelon the after I got done I ate where I came in it and where my cock was and it was the best piece of watermelon I ever had
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Have you ever fucked any type of fruit?
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A kiwi, but I shaved a landing strip in the fuzz first. Definitely better than fucking a regular kiwi, in my experience.
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Does an ear of corn count? Technically speaking, corn is a fruit, not a vegetable. Of course it was really a girl at the county fair, dressed up as an ear of corn, but with a little butter on her she was delicious! Unfortunately, I'd forgotten the sage advice of my father, who'd said, "Son, always date women with small hands; it will make your dick look bigger..." 
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I have used a banana on my wife a few times, long ago.
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A kiwi, but I shaved a landing strip in the fuzz first. Definitely better than fucking a regular kiwi, in my experience.
Hey, you promised you wouldn't tell anyone about what we did with the razor.
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My girlfriend often looks at my vagina and utters -that looks so juicy and peachy -I could eat it - and she usually does.
Lucky girl. Both of you.
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Hey, you promised you wouldn't tell anyone about what we did with the razor.
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I'm pretty sure my husband thinks I'm rather fruity at times......
So, if I was to pick you, I could make some hellacious pancakes, with loads of sweet, sticky syrup?
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Hey, you promised you wouldn't tell anyone about what we did with the razor.
There was a poll involved, so it was pretty much in the name of science. It was for the good of humanity!
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So, if I was to pick you, I could make some hellacious pancakes, with loads of sweet, sticky syrup?
Well, some fruits produce more nectar than others, I suppose.
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There was a poll involved, so it was pretty much in the name of science. It was for the good of humanity!
Well, humanity has now been enriched by that report. We thank you.
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There was a poll involved, so it was pretty much in the name of science. It was for the good of humanity!
I know all about your 'poll' (wink wink)
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I gave a blowjob to a banana once...does that count?
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I gave a blowjob to a banana once...does that count?
Only if you made it a sammich afterwards.
Lynny don't play with your food!!
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Never before have I done this. Thinking about it, this would be risky. There is a chance the citrus juices could enter the urethra and that could sting.
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Never before have I done this. Thinking about it, this would be risky. There is a chance the citrus juices could enter the urethra and that could sting.
I would advise sticking to the non-citrus variety.
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I gave a blowjob to a banana once...does that count?
Did you climax?
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I'm going to assume this would be done with room temperature fruit. If there are other fruity things you've dipped your wick into, let the people know!
I tell you what...you find a nice ripe pomelo and you pound the shit out of it! Won't be disappointed!
I like mine slightly warmed up in the oven..
I just want to be someone's everything....is that a problem?