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How often do you measure your cock?

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Quote by trinket
I don't believe any man that says he's never measured it.


Thats just so wrong. I never have but then its impossible to measure something accurately that you cant see.
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Ok .. 10 minutes later I now feel like that perhaps I am some sort of weirdo since I havent measured my tackle. So .. I have just got my 6M Stanley tape measure from my tool box and I will sneak into the bathroom later .. I will of course report back with the measurements.
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Yes I have, but it has been a long time since I have. And yes, the size when erect (both length and girth) does vary for men given any number of circumstances.
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I measure my cock every three days as I'm trying enlargement exercises and supplements. I plot my measurements on a graph with a target line of 5 inches, but have never reached it. I usually sit between 4.6 and 4.8 inches. I have a target line of 4 inches girth too, but I find I only vary between 3.6 and 3.9...
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Every hour on the hour. I then report it to the City...thats why the stock-market goes up and down. When you see the stock-market go up, you can tell I'm watching porn. When its on the way down, well you know the rest. Basically, the best time to buy into the FTSE 100 is just before Kelly Brook is on the telly.
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Quote by urbancoyote
Every hour on the hour. I then report it to the City...thats why the stock-market goes up and down. When you see the stock-market go up, you can tell I'm watching porn. When its on the way down, well you know the rest. Basically, the best time to buy into the FTSE 100 is just before Kelly Brook is on the telly.



Watch more porn - our pensions depend on you!!
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Quote by ChopperRodgers
Never measured my cock.
But as a guess I would say it's about inches long LOL.


Are you sure? Possibly a millionth off


I stopped measuring mine, it's printed on the box
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Not since I was first married!