Quote by Magical_felixQuote by Betty-BeaQuote by Magical_felixQuote by Betty-Bea
External genitals seems to be the common complaint here......try having boobs for a day.
No wait....ok, stop imagining fondling them or whatever else you boys would do with your own set. I think breasts may be the female equivalent of testicles. When it's hot and sticky they stick to you, it hurts when you bump them on something and god forbid getting your nipple caught in a zip!
When thinking about your nads spare a thought for boobs! Which may actually lead to what Aramis was talking about....
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But but... Have you ever seen a video of a girl getting kicked in the boob and then falling down into a fetal position completely helpless with the feeling they're gonna literally puke their guts out?
Plus you can use your boobs to open doors and wash car windows and stuff.
Honey, the only time my boobs have opened doors are when hopeless, drooling men have opened them for me in hopes of a little light petting.....other than that, I don't know WHAT porn you have been watching but as far as I know boobs don't clean things. If they could I think I would know by now....wait a sec, lemme see....no..wait....nope they're definately not dusting my work bench. Maybe I'm not twiddling the dials right
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I've seen boobs do amazing things. They once got me to pay a girls rent for a long time. They've even gotten me to be sensitive and caring for a while... You know in the convincing her I'm not a horny creep stage of a relationship...
You HAVE a stage like that? Damnit, I've underestimated you Felix! - LMAO
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