Where do you cum after masturbation?

Mostly done in the shower. No cleanup of the cum and cleaning me is easy.

Either in my hand or on my face

Reminds me of the 'There's something about Mary' film, when his pal told him to rub one out before he went out for the evening. He told him he would last longer. He tried it bymut she rang the doorbell just as he climaxed. He was distracted and it shot up and landed on his earlobe. He couldn't find it, so answered the door. She saw it immediately (Cameron Diaz can see mine anytime!) and asked what it was. "Hair gel". Do she rubbed it in her hair and it stuck up as though glued!😄

Sometimes a tissue, sometimes my hand and then slurp it down. Once last week, I threw my legs over my head and shot into my mouth. At my age the distance has gotten further, so a lot of it misses, but it's still fun.

Mostly a tissue. Sometimes my bare hand or onto my chest/stomach if I'm lying on my back. Last time it was right onto the floor (it's tile, so easy to wipe up).

Usually the ceiling.

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Usually the ceiling.

Now if it blows through the ceiling, then I will be impressed.😁

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Mostly a tissue. Sometimes my bare hand or onto my chest/stomach if I'm lying on my back. Last time it was right onto the floor (it's tile, so easy to wipe up).

A lot of this holds true for me, too. Mostly onto the floor and drain in the shower, though. Makes clean up easy and I enjoy shower strokes.

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A lot of this holds true for me, too. Mostly onto the floor and drain in the shower, though. Makes clean up easy and I enjoy shower strokes.

My favorite place as well.

while watching porn on my desktop, I'm sitting in my office chair and start to stroke my cock...I usually let the cum drip down my cock shaft and onto my balls... I love seeing my creamy cum on me...

In my hand or on my tummy

Usually in my hand

Wouldn't it be cool if you could open up a quantum wormhole to another dimension? I bet that's what's going on in Cern. A bunch of physicists jerking off into a wormhole through time and space. Large Hadron Collider, more like "large hardon collider," amiright?

And imagine on the other side of the wormhole there's a planet like ours, but smaller. They've got intelligent life and a functioning ecosystem that developed over billions of years. And then one day, inexplicably, the sky opened up and flooded their world with a continuous stream of cum from a bunch of jack-offs in Switzerland. They'd probably be pissed. Maybe even pissed enough to want to launch a counter-strike through that same wormhole. But they wouldn't be able to battle against the flow of the cum stream, which would effectively be one-way. So as long as the physicists keep jerking off into the wormhole, we should be safe.

That's why you should always support the sciences.

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"large hardon collider," amiright?

😀

Let me know if they need volunteers! Always looking for a fresh depositary. And I bet the suction feels amazing if you stick your dick in partway. Only partway.

In any event, let's keep the jerk train running. The folks on the other end are peeing into their end of the wormhole.