Where do you cum after masturbation?

Either in my hand or on my face

Reminds me of the 'There's something about Mary' film, when his pal told him to rub one out before he went out for the evening. He told him he would last longer. He tried it bymut she rang the doorbell just as he climaxed. He was distracted and it shot up and landed on his earlobe. He couldn't find it, so answered the door. She saw it immediately (Cameron Diaz can see mine anytime!) and asked what it was. "Hair gel". Do she rubbed it in her hair and it stuck up as though glued!😄

Sometimes a tissue, sometimes my hand and then slurp it down. Once last week, I threw my legs over my head and shot into my mouth. At my age the distance has gotten further, so a lot of it misses, but it's still fun.

Mostly a tissue. Sometimes my bare hand or onto my chest/stomach if I'm lying on my back. Last time it was right onto the floor (it's tile, so easy to wipe up).

Usually the ceiling.

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Usually the ceiling.

Now if it blows through the ceiling, then I will be impressed.😁

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Mostly a tissue. Sometimes my bare hand or onto my chest/stomach if I'm lying on my back. Last time it was right onto the floor (it's tile, so easy to wipe up).

A lot of this holds true for me, too. Mostly onto the floor and drain in the shower, though. Makes clean up easy and I enjoy shower strokes.

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A lot of this holds true for me, too. Mostly onto the floor and drain in the shower, though. Makes clean up easy and I enjoy shower strokes.

My favorite place as well.

while watching porn on my desktop, I'm sitting in my office chair and start to stroke my cock...I usually let the cum drip down my cock shaft and onto my balls... I love seeing my creamy cum on me...

In my hand or on my tummy

Usually in my hand

Wouldn't it be cool if you could open up a quantum wormhole to another dimension? I bet that's what's going on in Cern. A bunch of physicists jerking off into a wormhole through time and space. Large Hadron Collider, more like "large hardon collider," amiright?

And imagine on the other side of the wormhole there's a planet like ours, but smaller. They've got intelligent life and a functioning ecosystem that developed over billions of years. And then one day, inexplicably, the sky opened up and flooded their world with a continuous stream of cum from a bunch of jack-offs in Switzerland. They'd probably be pissed. Maybe even pissed enough to want to launch a counter-strike through that same wormhole. But they wouldn't be able to battle against the flow of the cum stream, which would effectively be one-way. So as long as the physicists keep jerking off into the wormhole, we should be safe.

That's why you should always support the sciences.

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"large hardon collider," amiright?

😀

Let me know if they need volunteers! Always looking for a fresh depositary. And I bet the suction feels amazing if you stick your dick in partway. Only partway.

In any event, better keep the jerk train running. The folks on the other end are peeing into their end of the wormhole.

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Let me know if they need volunteers! Always looking for a fresh depositary. And I bet the suction feels amazing if you stick your dick in partway. Only partway.

Yes. An intergalactic penis pump! 🤣🤣

I let it erupt and flow down my cock head, onto my hand. I love seeing creamy cum flow from a cock...

I just let it fly and land wherever

Preferably not in my navel.

i usually will cum in my hand after masturbating & sometimes I will lick it up & swallow it

In a plastic bag, then i freeze it and let it melt in my mouth.

Whenever I masturbate, when I am ready to Explode, I always Cum in my hands, so that I can lick it all up!

Paul

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Whenever I masturbate, when I am ready to Explode, I always Cum in my hands, so that I can lick it all up!

Paul

I've done that at work... sitting in my cube, cock under my computer table. Getting the carpet wouldn't be acceptable. Right?? Lol

Depends if I’m viewing porn, in my hand. If chatting, I let it fly

In my hand

Wherever it lands. Sometimes in my hand, especially if I have a "snow cone" type ejaculation, Other times I shoot some sizeable ribbons and pulsing squirts.

Wherever my wife chooses. It's much more fun with her picking and also keeps me from turning into a wild thing coming all over. Typically she likes it on her stomach, breasts, toys, backside, and anus. Occasionally she will ask for it on her tongue (not as easy as one might think) which becomes more of a chin, neck, breast area and hands as she is trying to contain it.

I sometimes like to use a pair of the wife's panties to shoot into