I have to ask two questions. First I have to ask for His permission to ask a question or address Him, then (without Him stopping whatever He's doing to me) I have to politely ask for permission to come, or to have my ball gag applied if I think I may make a noise that He doesn't approve of when something happens, or whatever else.
When I ask I'm not allowed to sound pathetic or whiny, and I'm not allowed to shout or rush my question. If the question is not asked in a normal speaking voice at a normal speed He will make out like it was just an unwanted noise.
After years of practice with this I maintain that I could keep a calm and normal voice while stabbing myself in the leg with a fork.