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Blame the person above you for something

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I blame Adi for stealing my piece of cake.
I blame Kiera for mesmerizing the mirror.
I blame Brett for making me yearn for summer, and a hammock, just that little bit more.
for making me miss the botanical gardens
blame her for stealing my lingerie
For causing Jan so much stress

Sorry, probably been said a few times already - but I couldn't resist... smile
I blame "Guest" for having an unimaginative avi
Guilty of trying to take his truck through the drive thru at Krispy Kreme...
John stumbled on a porn video shoot, and ended up being the star of the show
Guilty of mixing up threads (I think?)
Blame Layla for making Rosie (and me) completely forget what this thread is about... smile
Blame Ardent for being a cad and a bounder and not showing us what the hell he is holding on to down there.
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Blaming Poppy for not taking matters into her own hands... ;)
Blaming AM for having his hand on my 'matter' in the first place
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Blaming big Al for photo bombing the sunset pic I was about to take with his touchy feely snogging
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Blaming poppy for stealing my underwear
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Emo Philips
Blaming Littlevixen for stealing my vibrator, while I was using it....
Blaming Marcia for leaving many wanting more thoughts of her and her toys...
Well, I'm still handcuffed. Who else would I blame?
(lol) Maybe we need ID cuffs so you can keep track!

Adi's responsible for keeping me up late (eh helping with her glitter)
Fuck! You make a good point. I blame him for the handcuffs. Lol. And my glitter is missing!
With Adi's glitter gone, she's caused many people to run away in panic after seeing what's underneath.
A public health warning has been issued, telling people not to look directly at her because of the risk of blindness.

(God, I love that woman...)
Blame Porgy for making Bond look second rate in a tux...
Blaming John for a very interesting dream I had recently that made me late for work as I did not want to wake up. Now I have no job. Thanks John
Blaming Lyf for wetting my bed
Blaming Rosie for causing uncomfortable erections while working...