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How to lose your job... ABC style

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Guest
Lurker
(post) X-rated pictures of your boss as you do your power point presentation in the meeting
LaylaJune
Fancy Schmancy
Yell "Fire!" over the loudspeaker when the boss goes into the men's room as often as necessary until mission accomplished.
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
Zip your zipper up and down while glaring at your female co-workers and licking your lips
Unknown User
Accuse your boss of stealing
Guest
Lurker
Bust into the busy meeting room and tell your boss that you can't find your box of tampons and if she took them to her office.... and if she is shocked, tell her she forgot her panties in your office and toss the panties over the meeting table.....
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
Cut a fart in the Board meeting while lifting your leg and then saying to everyone, "Sorry folks, this one's going to be a slow burner"
Leesi
Active Ink Slinger
Email payroll from your boss's computer, and approve a $10,000 bonus for every company employee.
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
Follow a female co-worker into the copy room and say, "Damn! I'm so in the mood for a powerfuck!"
Unknown User
goof off in a very important meeting
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
Hold your cock in your hand in the break room and ask everyone if the bump at the base is something that a doctor should look at
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
insisting on "no pants fridays"

Say. Her. Name.
Unknown User
jingle the toon jingle bells with the office water tank
Marina
Active Ink Slinger
Kissing your boss' wife.
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
leaving obscene greetings on the work voicemail

Say. Her. Name.
Master_Jonathan
Active Ink Slinger
Make obscene gestures to the head of the HR department!
Unknown User
Navigate the CEO's personal laptop in the office
adele
Weaver of Words
offer to spike the punch at a co-workers birthday office lunch party
Unknown User
do topless tuesdays for a confrence meeting
adele
Weaver of Words
bring in a stripper for the bosses surprise party
Unknown User
Coding all the files in Chinese
adele
Weaver of Words
daydreaming of sex and moaning out loud during the corporate meeting
naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Energetically masturbate at your desk all day.

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Valken
Active Ink Slinger
Posting on your FB that you hate everyone in your company.

And they're all on your FB friend list.
naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Valken
Posting on your FB that you hate everyone in your company.

And they're all on your FB friend list.


Please don't derail the thread. Yours should begin with the letter "F". smile

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Valken
Active Ink Slinger
Opps my bad.

Failing to remember when posting on your FB about how you hate everyone in your company they're all on your FB friend list. Especially the boss.
Unknown User
Gluing your bosses stationary to his desk and putting some glue on his chair as well
trinket
Convict
Quote by Valken
Opps my bad.

Failing to remember when posting on your FB about how you hate everyone in your company they're all on your FB friend list. Especially the boss.
Quote by danboobsman
Gluing your bosses stationary to his desk and putting some glue on his chair as well



You two sound like a couple of girls! Lol. I thought that kinda stuff finished in year 5?


Having to Tell your boss you're fucking his wife. On his desk. Regularly.
Unknown User
Quote by trinket



You two sound like a couple of girls! Lol. I thought that kinda stuff finished in year 5?


Having to Tell your boss you're fucking his wife. On his desk. Regularly.









Why would you tell your boss that? Are you trying to get fired on purpose?

Insulting your boss by insinuating that he has a small penis (or if its a she, insinuating that she is easy and promiscuous by referring her as a slut) :P
trinket
Convict
Quote by danboobsman


Why would you tell your boss that? Are you trying to get fired on purpose?

Insulting your boss by insinuating that he has a small penis (or if its a she, insinuating that she is easy and promiscuous by referring her as a slut) :P


I said "if you HAD to tell your boss" etc

Depending on the circumstances telling the truth is more beneficial than lying.
naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Jerking off all over the pages of that report you had to give to your boss today.

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