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Quote by trinket


No need to be honoured Chatty, it's the avatar and ass that got us to the therapist in the first place. You owe me thousands of $$$$$



I AM suggesting you get a refund from your therapist - because if she was a reputable one, here is what should have happened:

Therapist: Now Trinket tell me what is troubling you.
Trinket: Well there is this avatar on Lush...
Therapist: Wait... sorry to interrupt but is this some type of joke?
Trinket: No it's not - this avatar... it's... it's... simply awful!
Therapist: Do you really think this is a good use of our time together? Shouldn't we be talking about more important matters? Why are you letting it bother you?
Trinket: Oh doctor... you don't understand. It's a picture of... of... this guy's ass in a thong of all things! This is of vital importance!
Therapist: Ok - calm down. If you insist we talk about avatars... we can make better use of our time and your money if we talk about why you change yours every hour...

lol... smile
Quote by Carl_H
I am thinking how much I hate bonfire night and all these fireworks!!!


I am agreeing with Carl and so are my cats! We want to know why the bangs started a month ago and will now continue until New Year!
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Quote by Kittypusscat


I am agreeing with Carl and so are my cats! We want to know why the bangs started a month ago and will now continue until New Year!


I'd have thought you'd be the last to complain about four months of banging, Kat
Quote by chatnstroke


I AM suggesting you get a refund from your therapist - because if she was a reputable one, here is what should have happened:

Therapist: Now Trinket tell me what is troubling you.
Trinket: Well there is this avatar on Lush...
Therapist: Wait... sorry to interrupt but is this some type of joke?
Trinket: No it's not - this avatar... it's... it's... simply awful!
Therapist: Do you really think this is a good use of our time together? Shouldn't we be talking about more important matters? Why are you letting it bother you?
Trinket: Oh doctor... you don't understand. It's a picture of... of... this guy's ass in a thong of all things! This is of vital importance!
Therapist: Ok - calm down. If you insist we talk about avatars... we can make better use of our time and your money if we talk about why you change yours every hour...

lol... smile



I am wondering why the therapist didnt mention I had lent you my thong and why all are prejudice about my knickers, Dave and I think you look most dashing darling
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Quote by kiera


I am wondering why the therapist didnt mention I had lent you my thong and why all are prejudice about my knickers, Dave and I think you look most dashing darling


I AM thanking you for letting me use your sweet thong while Dave took my AV pic.

PJ was well behaved during the photo shoot - but I did wash it just the same smile

Dave is getting really good at taking pictures don't you think? He is such a smart boy - so much like his Mum :)
I am missing a good friend ......
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
I am disillusioned and disappointed. But this is Lush, why does this still surprise me?
I am going to bed
I am laughing a lot this morning.
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I am missing a good friend ......


I am wondering if I can cheer Jack up in any way? Hi Sweetie!
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I am in need of some food!!!
I am awake when I should be asleep. smile
I am wishing you sleep x
I am thinking that Chris is a funny guy.
I am thinking Emilia is a bright girl ;)
I am thinking of this afternoon as I looked out of my office window.........

The trees with their nearly bare branches moving in the breeze,
Causing the remaining yellow leaves to drop,
spiraling and twisting as they fall.
Gone now was the icy cold stillness
of the cool Autumnal morning,
The frosty paths and the frozen grass areas
greeted me as I walked to work.
I think of the month........ November,
I think of the season....... Autumn,
Autumn, I think of Autumn, my beautiful friend,
She was called Fall on here, Autumn in real life.
It will be a year in January since she left,
Left without a word, gone like so many others.
But my memory keeps her alive in my mind.
Her sweet face, her beautiful long auburn hair and sweet smile.
Every night when I logged in she would message me,
and the evening would become heaven to me.
Then one day looking at my friends list,
I realised an empty space,
And gone was my Autumn,
That beautiful Canadian face.

I am curious.... smile
I am sleeepy
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
I am wondering if it will be a nice day tomorrow.
I am excited!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
I am getting ready for a girls night out, little black dress, black underwear, lock up your sons and daughters, I am back
getting ready to leave for the weekend......a deep breath, and my head held high, I have an amazing support system here
I am in a fucking good mood smile
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I am in a fucking good mood smile


I echo your sentiments.



I am in a great mood, looking forward to a great weekend. I pity the one who tries to fuck that up for me.
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I am thinking of this afternoon as I looked out of my office window.........

The trees with their nearly bare branches moving in the breeze,
Causing the remaining yellow leaves to drop,
spiraling and twisting as they fall.
Gone now was the icy cold stillness
of the cool Autumnal morning,
The frosty paths and the frozen grass areas
greeted me as I walked to work.
I think of the month........ November,
I think of the season....... Autumn,
Autumn, I think of Autumn, my beautiful friend,
She was called Fall on here, Autumn in real life.
It will be a year in January since she left,
Left without a word, gone like so many others.
But my memory keeps her alive in my mind.
Her sweet face, her beautiful long auburn hair and sweet smile.
Every night when I logged in she would message me,
and the evening would become heaven to me.
Then one day looking at my friends list,
I realised an empty space,
And gone was my Autumn,
That beautiful Canadian face.



That is one of the most beautiful, sad and powerful things I have ever read in all my time at Lush. I need one of those tissues hun.
I am going to bed