A lie can travel around the world before the truth can put its pants on. I think it was Mark Twain.
Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious. Milton Berle
The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection- Thomas Paine
"It's too early for dinner; I'm still burping up lunch." A co-worker (I laughed my head off)
"She is delightfully chaotic; a beautiful mess. Loving her is a splendid adventure." - Steve Maraboli.
Dying is the day worth living-Captain Barbossa
"Pretend Inferiority and encourage his arrogance," said Sun Tzu.
Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory. George S. Patton
"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being.... with the soul of a clown, which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." - Jim Morrison.
"If your panties have holes in them, make sure you wear a very short skirt on a windy day."
"I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability". - Oscar Wilde.
How beautiful the river flows and the birds they sing
But you and I we're messier things
Ain't no one leavin' this world, buddy
Without their shirt tails dirty and their hands a little bloody
- Bruce Springsteen, The Big Muddy