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Mysteria27
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Quote by chatnstroke


lol... I am definitely going to try this... lol

Mysteria once entered and won a world championship bubble blowing contest. She insisted on going first... which was fine by the other entrants as none of them wanted to go first. She got on the stage - she looked lovely in a sundress- then she unwrapped the pack of bubble gum - and... lifted her sundress which caused a "oh" from the crowd as she wasn't wearing panties. She then turned around so her ass was facing the crowd - and then stuffed the pieces of gum into her ass.

With all the pieces in, she then gyrated her butt cheeks - squeezing them in and out - until the gum inside her ass was ready... then she bent forward slightly and slowly pushed out a fart which created a huge bubble out of her ass... the crowd was wildly applauding until POP! the bubble burst which sent the fart smell exploding out over everyone (remember... Mysteria's farts are potent)... at least 12 people fainted... others threw up... and total chaos broke out...

Her strategy going first worked as the rest of the competitors were too nauseous to even try smile



So funny....


Chatty really loves for his significant other to give him blow jobs but he especially likes her to swallow his come. It just brings them closer together if she would grant him that one thing. As you can see the wife does not like to swallow which then hurts chatted feelings.

Unknown to her he makes these ice cream milkshakes and blows a fresh load when he makes them into the shake. She seems to like the milkshakes very much and this of course pleases chatty.

He really loves for her to blow him. He loves to see her bob along his thick prick. He basically has instructed her how to delight him in every way. The only problem is the blow job sessions can last up to six hours.

His poor wife becomes frustrated because she wants chatty to come but she won't swallow so he feels no need to hurry that portion along. So his wife must suck him for six hours straight. He doesn't even feel her tits or play with her pussy. It's just about pleasuring him.

Sometimes Mary the neighbor has to come over to help because his wife has developed TMJ. SHE CANT SUCK HIS COCK FOR 6 Hours. Mary is glad to help and enjoys swallowing his come.

After chatty finally comes he bangs Mary and licks his wife's pussy. He only bangs Mary first because she swallows his come and that's her reward....GEEZE chatty...
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Quote by chatnstroke


lol... I am definitely going to try this... lol

Mysteria once entered and won a world championship bubble blowing contest. She insisted on going first... which was fine by the other entrants as none of them wanted to go first. She got on the stage - she looked lovely in a sundress- then she unwrapped the pack of bubble gum - and... lifted her sundress which caused a "oh" from the crowd as she wasn't wearing panties. She then turned around so her ass was facing the crowd - and then stuffed the pieces of gum into her ass.

With all the pieces in, she then gyrated her butt cheeks - squeezing them in and out - until the gum inside her ass was ready... then she bent forward slightly and slowly pushed out a fart which created a huge bubble out of her ass... the crowd was wildly applauding until POP! the bubble burst which sent the fart smell exploding out over everyone (remember... Mysteria's farts are potent)... at least 12 people fainted... others threw up... and total chaos broke out...

Her strategy going first worked as the rest of the competitors were too nauseous to even try smile



So funny....


Chatty really loves for his significant other to give him blow jobs but he especially likes her to swallow his come. It just brings them closer together if she would grant him that one thing. As you can see the wife does not like to swallow which then hurts chatted feelings.

Unknown to her he makes these ice cream milkshakes and blows a fresh load when he makes them into the shake. She seems to like the milkshakes very much and this of course pleases chatty.

He really loves for her to blow him. He loves to see her bob along his thick prick. He basically has instructed her how to delight him in every way. The only problem is the blow job sessions can last up to six hours.

His poor wife becomes frustrated because she wants chatty to come but she won't swallow so he feels no need to hurry that portion along. So his wife must suck him for six hours straight. He doesn't even feel her tits or play with her pussy. It's just about pleasuring him.

Sometimes Mary the neighbor has to come over to help because his wife has developed TMJ. SHE CANT SUCK HIS COCK FOR 6 Hours. Mary is glad to help and enjoys swallowing his come.

After chatty finally comes he bangs Mary and licks his wife's pussy. He only bangs Mary first because she swallows his come and that's her reward....GEEZE chatty...
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JW is actually a Scotsman named Jock Wobbly. He holds the record for the longest toss in any Highland Games at just over 9 hours and four minutes.
Mysteria27
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Jw loves to sing in the nude. He loves to sing holiday songs while he masturbates. All the neighbors love to see him shake his butt while he does this. He also is sipping his hot cocoa. So if your in his neighborhood make sure to stop by...
JWren
Editor at large
Mysteria has no shame. JW only sings in the nude when he's in the bath - and he does that because there isn't a lock on the door ... Mysteria removed it so that she could barge in on him at any time and .... well, you can guess the rest.
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Jwren recently opened an interesting and booming breakfast and pub combination. During the morning and afternoon, his customers enjoy a wide selection of coffees and at night an even broader array of cocktails.

The interesting thing is how the beverages are served... enema style.

For coffee lovers in need of their caffeine fix, a coffee enema is highly effective.

And while his $25 price for a cocktail might seem high... just one enjoyed enema style results in a buzz.

The establishment's name is quite appropriate... "The Watering Hole" smile
Mysteria27
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Kiera has decided she wants to be a nun. Although, she isn't a virgin any more. Right before she took her final vow she fucked every man she knew. By the time she was done she was exhausted and was able to become a nun. Her pussy was so worn out and tired. She is very popular and knows lots of men.

She is now Sister Kiera.....
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Johnny Walker Wren and his girlfriend already turned ashes a long time ago because of the scorching sun on the beach.
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Maryana loves to play the harmonica when she is nude. She plays all kinds of wonderful songs. Some of her neighbors get real excited when she pulls it out and plays. lol...xo
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
JW loves to masturbate and does so everywhere he goes.

His neighbors don't seem to mind as they already know he is a nudist. Being nude and masturbating kind of go hand and hand.

Except, the ladies really love to watch and they want to help him stroke his cock.

He is excited by this but his wife is not thrilled. It really isn't cheating he explains to her. She has agree to these hand jobs but he has to buy her anything she wants once a week and then she allows this practice.

Seems like he is getting the better bargain.....
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Lady Mysteria is actually Mary Day Stile (she created a new name but used the letters from her old name) a wanted criminal in the UK. I believe it is for forgery as that well known thief taker Will Nickham said "she was a right faker", at least thats what I think he said.
Mysteria27
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Maebee wants you to believe she is a submissive women. She really isn't though. She is a Mistress who loves to give her slaves pain and pleasure. She gets all dressed up in her proper attire and has her top crop and her whip.

She has a slew of love slaves that she attends too.

When she says she is submissive don't believe her. She is a very expensive Mistress. Her sessions run you like $1000 an hour.

I only know this because some of the people in Lushville have seen her.


hahahha
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Lady Mysteria attends my "therapy" sessions on a regular basis, and is actually pleased to pay more than the going rate. She very often throws herself over the spanking stool screaming "I have been a very naughty girl"
Mysteria27
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Maebee's best client is the minister at our town church. The congregation would be mortified if they knew that Maebee was dominating our minister. He is her best client. He really loves to be restrained to the bed and she takes good care of him.

He loves to be whipped and have nipple clamps put onto his nipples. Funny though, the minister's wife found her card and she also made an appointment.

Maebee is now dominating the both of them. She makes $2000 per hour with this very naughty and wicked couple.

hahhahha
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Lady Mysteria, knows about Minister and Wife because she is the Ministers wife.

I would love to stay and trade with you my Lady but in UK it is 02:05, time for this Mistress to slide into bed.
Mysteria27
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Quote by Maebee
Lady Mysteria, knows about Minister and Wife because she is the Ministers wife.

I would love to stay and trade with you my Lady but in UK it is 02:05, time for this Mistress to slide into bed.



Thanks for the chuckles....xoxoox
Mysteria27
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JW is now singing choir in the church chorus. All his neighbors go and watch him sing. He has a really huge fan base.

He really doesn't sing very good but the housewives wait for him because they love to give him hand jobs. JW loves this. His wife is cool with it. He just has to send her to the spa every week.

Things have gotten a little naughty because now he has gotten into BDSM. Our good friend Maebee is her dominatrix. JW pays her $1000 an hour to be her love slave.

JW is a very naughty boy. Between hand jobs and getting dominated.

His wife now has spa adventures, shopping trips and he even let her have an affair with the local preacher. He is Maebee's best customer.


hahhahah
adele
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she is just a figurehead... someone ghost writes all her stories
Mysteria27
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Adele is a stripper at an exotic club. She showcases her breasts mostly.

Men come from all over town to see her beauties.

She does get a bit pissed because the rest of her body is not looked at as much as her breasts.
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Quote by Mysteria27




We've shared the amazing power Mysteria has with her pussy from 8-10 hours of kegels she does everyday... well wait until you hear this...

She and her SO decorated their Christmas tree this weekend. The tree is about 10 feet tall and in the center of a large great room. After they put on the lights, they got out the dozens of ornaments - a collection of purple, gold and silver - all solid ones - about the size of an apple.

Mysteria got nude - and on the floor with her legs spread - leaning back resting herself on her elbows. Her SO would put a hook on an ornament and then stick the ornament into her pussy so the hook was dangling out... she would then give an "oomph" and with her powerful pussy, the ornament would shoot up towards the tree... and most every time it would hook onto a branch. Her SO loaded her up one after another - she'd scoot around the tree on her butt... firing ornaments until the entire tree (top to bottom) was colorfully decorated... the ornaments glistening from her pussy juice...

After all the ornaments were done... it was time for the grand finale... her SO slid the top of the tree angel in.. and with an extra "oomph" she shot it out in such majestic form as it tumbled end over end all the way to the top... landing perfectly and dripping at the top... they then had amazing sex under the tree all night long smile
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Chatty has an incurable case of Medorthophobia This transpired after he encountered "Rufus" and was given a severe Rogering...to be fair to "Rufus" it was a case of mistaken identity but Chatty has never fully recovered from it, hence his now unusual yet severe and embarrassing medical condition.

Hey Chatty
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Quote by kiera
Chatty has an incurable case of Medorthophobia This transpired after he encountered "Rufus" and was given a severe Rogering...to be fair to "Rufus" it was a case of mistaken identity but Chatty has never fully recovered from it, hence his now unusual yet severe and embarrassing medical condition.

Hey Chatty


Thank you again for another "word of the day" lesson lol... nobody needs to give me a word-of-the-day calendar this year with KK producing such gems as this smile

Kiera has invented an amazing Christmas decoration combing a Sybian, music and lights... it is unlike anything you have or likely will see.

She has connected hundreds of Christmas lights and a musical system to the dildo cock part of the Sybian which is able to get orgasmic readings - as she rides the Sybian and it does its magic, the sensors detect her orgasm strength which in turn makes the lights and music increase their tempo... with one orgasm after another, the blinking lights combined with the music (and of course her moaning and groaning) creates an amazing Christmas spectacle that'd warm even the Grinch's heart :)