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volcano
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Why is the ah. Yellow
volcano
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Why is blue a cold emotion
hiddentalent123
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Has anybody burped, sneezed, and farted at the same time?
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My little girl did, when she was about 14 months old. She thought she was going to explode!

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My little girl did, when she was about 14 months old. She thought she was going to explode!


From what end?! Lol!

I just got a good haircut. I'll go back to that lady. Good looking too, so bonus
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I posted this joke on another thread earlier, but it fits here too now.

Two women are sitting outside smoking while they wait for the bus. After a few minutes it starts to rain. The first woman opens her purse, takes out a condom, cuts off the tip and sticks her cigarette through the condom to protect it from the rain.

The second woman notices and inquires, "What are those?" The first lady replies, "These are condoms. You can get them from the pharmacist."

The second woman decides to get some condoms before the bus comes. She runs to the nearby drugstore and tells the pharmacist she's in a hurry and needs some condoms.

Pharmacist says, "Sure thing. What size do you need?"

Woman replies, "Big enough for a Camel."
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Students traumatized by Trump victory! LOL The Millenial Generation is over ... meet the next generation ... The Wimp Generation!