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Birds were so loud and close, the building shook me all morning.
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Birds? as in "jets" or really big eagles?
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An insurmountable amount of cotton fluff has filled in the space where my brain should be...
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An insurmountable amount of cotton fluff has filled in the space where my brain should be...


Would you like to borrow my flamethrower to get rid of the fluff?
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Would you like to borrow my flamethrower to get rid of the fluff?

I'm dousing it in tequila. I think the flamethrower would be overkill at this point
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I'm dousing it in tequila. I think the flamethrower would be overkill at this point


Ah, good ol' tequila. Sadly, I am without tequila at the moment
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The only time blue balls are desirable.