This or That

Balcony sex

Sex on the beach or in the woods

On the beach.

Leather or lace?

Lace

Sex under the sheets or none at all?

It's better without the sheets.

Whispers or moans?

Moans

Naked or lingerie

Naked

Sing Christmas Carols or just listen to them

Listen to them (nobody wants to hear me sing)

Private office or reserved parking space

Private office

Fool around with a co-worker at work or take it somewhere else?

Somewhere else, sure. But being very careful, surely.

Sleep nude tonight or with clothes on?

Nude

Watch your partner masturbate or have your partner watch you?

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Nude

Watch your partner masturbate or have your partner watch you?

Watch him

Eggnog or Eggnog with cum

Eggnog with brandy.

Christmas ham or turkey?

I've never had ham for Christmas but my fondness for the big ugly bird has faded with time so ham.

Out for New Year's Eve or stay in and celebrate with loved ones?

Neither. Staying indoors, alone this time.

Christmas breakfast, waffle house or ihop?

Probably neither 😁 But likely IHOP.

Return a gift you don't like or rewrap and give to someone else?

Return if it's within the return period, regift otherwise.

Plain potato chips with a dip or flavoured chips without dip? (substitute "crisps" where needed if you're English 😊)