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Anyone else need pest control services?

I have just posted my invoice for services as rendered this morning Kiera; please pay promptly. Thank you.

(And dont hark on this time about free food and coffee; such an 'old' joke!)




Are you telling me I didn't have to resort to the "stuffing a towel" in the hose thingy.
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how would you liven it up?


That's a good question, and I have no answers, yet !
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
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Are you telling me I didn't have to resort to the "stuffing a towel" in the hose thingy.




My charges for travelling to the USA to resolve your issue I think would be a non-starter so the towel hopefully will have worked. smile.

Oh and if I may say... just great that you have purchased a platinum membership to support the site. (another smile).
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Thinking about all the cleaning and whatnots I have to do today and how I could possibly put it all off
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Starting my day as I apparently texted Jimmy for pvt Pilates session and need to be there in 30mins.

At least I'll be stretching to Sopor Æternus & the Ensemble of Shadows noise.

Goodbye comfy bed.
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How this place is starting to feel like a trip to a ghost town...sad
Your not wrong there !
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


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Food

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I'm trying to remember the name of the girl in my bed.


d'uh It's LESLEY !!!!! FFS that's the last time i meet you for a drink!!

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d'uh It's LESLEY !!!!! FFS that's the last time i meet you for a drink!!



After last night I'm thinking of getting a tattoo but in my defense I was just sitting there innocently doing tequila shots when you smeared lime juice on your...
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After last night I'm thinking of getting a tattoo but in my defense I was just sitting there innocently doing tequila shots when you smeared lime juice on your...

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other drink !