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A Festival of Annies

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GrushaVashnadze
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Dear Lushies,

It has come to my attention that our two beloved Annies share the same birthday, 23rd March. This is surely a sign of divine providence, for no mere mortal could ever have invented either one, much less both on the same day. As recognised by the Council of Chalcedon of AD 451:

We also teach that we apprehend Annie in two natures;
and we do this without confusing the two Annies, without transmuting one Annie into the other,
without dividing them into two separate categories, without contrasting them according to area or function.
The distinctiveness of each Annie is not nullified by their presence on Lush.
Instead, the properties of each Annie are conserved and both Annies concur one on smutty website and in one filthy hypostasis.


In honour of Annies both Naughty and Curious, I therefore declare an Annie Octave, culminating on the Feast of the Annies on 23rd March. Please declare your appreciation below.

For my part, I would like to pay personal tribute to two wonderful friends and collaborators - both curious and both naughty, if truth were told - and marvellous writers. Selecting the best Annie stories is an impossible task, but here are two of my favourites from each of them:

Satanic Seduction
Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned

Zucchini and the Art of Environmental Maintenance
Dissolute

Tell us about your favourite Annies!

Grusha

GrushaVashnadze's best stories:

Alison Goes to London (RR) - "love this... fun, and funny, and sexy" (sprite)

The Cursed Cunt (RR) - "holyyyyy sheeeiiit.... Your writing is fucking fantastic" (CarltonStJames)

A Worthless Filthy Fucking Smoking Trash Cunt Whore (RR) - "Brilliantly done. Of course." (naughtyannie)

Snow White and the Seven Dildos (RR) - "Fuck. It's perfect.... honestly genius and so fucking well executed." (VioletVixen)

Metamorphoses (RR) - "so imaginative and entertaining" (saucymh)

And There Came Two Angels to Sodom - "What a deliciously worded story! So juicy, so raunchy" (el_henke)

Fuck-Talk (with VioletVixen) - "Jeez. I feel rendered wordless by how much clever fucking fun this is" (Jaymal)

Mellobugler
Advanced Wordsmith
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A feast of Annies is a celebration NOT to be missed(and feasting on either Annie would be divine)! What a wonderful confluence of celestial occurences to both be born on the same day! Joyous wishes to you both!
Mellobugler
Advanced Wordsmith
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Happy Birthday Annie and Annie!
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Curious and Naughty!


Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
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Happy Birthday. Annie and Curious. Wishing you both a great day.

Hugs,
Mysteria
xo






sandy2moon
Active Ink Slinger
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Dear Annie and Annie;

Congratulations on this special day, your birthdays. You two are amazing women, with wonderful imaginations and the artistic skills of great writers. May you continue to entertain us with your talents.

Happy Birthday

Blessings to you both

S2M
DarkSide
High Lord of Darkness
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A wonderful Happy Birthday to two wonderful Annie's.

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Dare I ask, what's the combined candle count?

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!

Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!

el_henke
Cheesy Alchemist
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A great and happy birthday to both of you

Brookell
A legend in my own mind!
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Happy Birthday Annie and Annie!
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
curvygalore
Bonnet Flaunter
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Happy Birthday to the Annies!

Green_Man
Primus Omnium
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Have a lovely day, each of you Annie's.4VaSct1Ke5nuy0HB
PalindromeRedux
Active Ink Slinger
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SHAKESPEARES OF SMUT AND THE POES OF PORN. I SEE A FEAST IS SCHEDULED. MAY I SELECT THE MAIN COURSE BECAUSE I AM STARVING FOR YOUR SWEET CAKE
AAnna
True love stories never have endings.
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Happy Birthday you two Annies

I have a new story that I wrote for the new competition. If you have a few minutes would you please read it?

JamesLlewellyn
da Bear
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A Toast to Two F-Annies

One Annie is more than Curious
The other quite luxurious
In committing her Naughty little plans.

But both do quite amaze
For their talents really blaze,
They both delight and titillate their fans.

~~~

Curious says she bi-
And she’s more than meets the eye,
She always leaves us panting hard for more.

Her co-authors always rave,
Her fans all say they crave
Her stories; we all know that they won’t bore.

She comes from way Down Under
And her stories say she’ll plunder
Toothsome ladies, and their pussies, by the score.

Like her lovely trio crew
Who all know just what to do
When Annie stimulates them to the core.

She gives out E-D care
With accomplished medical flair
Plus love, and smiles, and always so much more.

It is now her natal anniversaire
We will all rush up to praise her,
And wish her many, many happy more!

~~~

As for Naughty, she’s like her name,
And exposure brings her fame,
And photos of her goodies line the site.

She writes with filth and humour,
Promotes illicit rumour
‘Bout horizontal dancing in the night.

Naughty teases as she pleases,
And recounts orgasmic sneezes,
Puts the fun in fucking’s exalted flight.

We’d all be less without her,
Yet, we all would love to scout her
Body, which we know she’d allow without a fight.

For that body gives her pleasure,
Especially that cunny treasure,
And the clitty that she likes to set alight.

~~~

So, happy birthday, ladies fair,
We adore your writing flair!
Congratulations two belles, both Annes!

Happy Birthday, Annies!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

CuriousAnnie
Best down-under
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Quote by JamesLlewellyn


A Toast to Two F-Annies

One Annie is more than Curious
The other quite luxurious
In committing her Naughty little plans.

But both do quite amaze
For their talents really blaze,
They both delight and titillate their fans.

~~~

Curious says she bi-
And she’s more than meets the eye,
She always leaves us panting hard for more.

Her co-authors always rave,
Her fans all say they crave
Her stories; we all know that they won’t bore.

She comes from way Down Under
And her stories say she’ll plunder
Toothsome ladies, and their pussies, by the score.

Like her lovely trio crew
Who all know just what to do
When Annie stimulates them to the core.

She gives out E-D care
With accomplished medical flair
Plus love, and smiles, and always so much more.

It is now her natal anniversaire
We will all rush up to praise her,
And wish her many, many happy more!

~~~

As for Naughty, she’s like her name,
And exposure brings her fame,
And photos of her goodies line the site.

She writes with filth and humour,
Promotes illicit rumour
‘Bout horizontal dancing in the night.

Naughty teases as she pleases,
And recounts orgasmic sneezes,
Puts the fun in fucking’s exalted flight.

We’d all be less without her,
Yet, we all would love to scout her
Body, which we know she’d allow without a fight.

For that body gives her pleasure,
Especially that cunny treasure,
And the clitty that she likes to set alight.

~~~

So, happy birthday, ladies fair,
We adore your writing flair!
Congratulations two belles, both Annes!

Happy Birthday, Annies!




Thanks so much James, this is gorgeous. so appreciate this and all the birthday wishes. Special thanks to Grusha for setting this page up. Half way through my 23rd while the naughty ones is only starting hers. I so appreciate all the good wishes and kisses for my birthday.

Annie (Curious not Naughty)

Do check out my latest story:

Unleashed competition: Bull Shite, Bull Dykes, Bull Fights: That’s Your Everyday D/s Love Story. | Lush Stories

And my other stories, including 5 EPs, 22 RR's, and 15 competition top 10's including my pride competition winner: On Oxford Street, This Gay Girl Found Pride While Playing With Balls

GrushaVashnadze
Active Ink Slinger
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This day is called the feast of Annie:
He that outlives this day, and cums safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Annie.
And Annie & Annie shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But they in it shall be remember’d



GrushaVashnadze's best stories:

Alison Goes to London (RR) - "love this... fun, and funny, and sexy" (sprite)

The Cursed Cunt (RR) - "holyyyyy sheeeiiit.... Your writing is fucking fantastic" (CarltonStJames)

A Worthless Filthy Fucking Smoking Trash Cunt Whore (RR) - "Brilliantly done. Of course." (naughtyannie)

Snow White and the Seven Dildos (RR) - "Fuck. It's perfect.... honestly genius and so fucking well executed." (VioletVixen)

Metamorphoses (RR) - "so imaginative and entertaining" (saucymh)

And There Came Two Angels to Sodom - "What a deliciously worded story! So juicy, so raunchy" (el_henke)

Fuck-Talk (with VioletVixen) - "Jeez. I feel rendered wordless by how much clever fucking fun this is" (Jaymal)

naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
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Just popping in very quickly to say thank you to everyone for your kind wishes (especially James for his poem and Grusha for setting up this thread).

And of course hugs and kisses to my Curious birthday-buddy. Love you, sweetie!

Annie x

22 February 2024 - How about a quick plug for one of my filthiest recent stories? It's all in the title - Naked Pool Party Swingers | Lush Stories Please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx

fuzzy1954
Whistling on my journey
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Happy Birthday Naughty Annie





My latest two micros

Party Dreams

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/party-dreams

Jane's Need

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/janes-need

fuzzy1954
Whistling on my journey
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Happy Birthday Curious Annie




My latest two micros

Party Dreams

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/party-dreams

Jane's Need

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/janes-need

steph29
Active Ink Slinger
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Happy Birthday to both of you Wonderful Annie's!!!!






Hope you both enjoy a Special Day as Fabulous as you both are!!!
naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
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it also has the dubious distinction of being my second "lockdown birthday" - the UK went into its first full lockdown on my 28th birthday last year, and here we are a year later - locked down again!

I remember everyone saying "don't worry, you can have a double celebration next year." Famous last words!

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for my next big occasion later this year...

22 February 2024 - How about a quick plug for one of my filthiest recent stories? It's all in the title - Naked Pool Party Swingers | Lush Stories Please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx

KimmiBeGood
Simple Scribbler
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Happy Birthday to the uber-talented Annies!