Lush Limericks

All this rhymin' has got me quite horny

Though lim'ricks are mostly quite corny

Talking about sucking

Or rhyming about fucking

Makes my member feel thoroughly thorny!

Imagination often runs wild

Leading to thoughts which just are not mild

Things we might try

With many a sigh

Which just might leave us quite beguiled

On and on, he thrusts into her

Too caught up, her vision turn blur

Fast and deep

His to reap

He loves to hear, his kitten purr

Her lover knew all the right spots

She had visited all of them lots

With fingers and tongue

Her chimes she had rung

And connected all the right dots

Ahm heehee ..I tried

Butt cheeks apart

Both cheeks are marked

Hard, fast

Deep fuck

He claimed her ass

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Ahm heehee ..I tried

Well, putting on my editorial cap (which is never far away), I'll just mention that the rhyme scheme is AABBA

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She had a preference for 'doggie'

That stance just made her quite soggy

Awaiting attention

With no apprehension

Her nethers became quite boggy

There was a young woman from Brighton,

Who wouldn't have sex with the light on.

Her husband would grope,

In the dark, in the hope,

That the hole that he found was the right ‘un.

The bedclothes were all cast aside

On her face I sat for a ride

Her tongue was a dream

I came in a stream

From the marvelous touch she supplied

Her lover had fingers so tender

She really had to surrender

When he touched her inside

She began the long slide

Into a place of hot splendour

Heidi and Dee are lovely lasses

And they have quite fine asses

Though oft with plug

They look so smug

Butt plug use? They give classes!

There was an old lady called Rani,

She was a concupiscent granny!

One day she had ten,

Very horny young men,

Taking turns with her naughty, grey fanny.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red

Took turns with each other in bed

Then altogether

Involving some leather

With arms and legs wide-spread

My cock is suffering from neglect

And needs stroking to keep it erect

All my lady friends are away

The first won’t be back until Friday

So she’s the one for my cum I’ll select

In hand, I take my erection.

Which isn't a cause for dejection.

If some girl could do better

Well, I've never met her.

I'm the master. My wanks are perfection.

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Rob seems to quote from "Invictus"

While singing, as he strokes, Bendictus

Of his fate the master

Captain, now faster!

With punny rhymes he inflicts us

Now Lynn is a dimensional tease

Who loves to stroke, pinch, and squeeze

Also kisses and touches

But no matter how muches

She'll never quite do as you please!

Lynnwitt has many a friend

And over their faces she'll bend

But once you are pinned

She likes to break wind.

That's a fetish I don't recommend.

I feel as if I am outnumbered

With James and Rob so encumbered

I'll have to contrive

Some words to survive

With luck, before I have slumbered

Lynn's such a remarkable dragon

Whom efforts to assail are left flaggin'

Instead, let us hail

With a glass of pale ale

Then leave her to carry on braggin'

She sat on the side of the bed

Hand between legs widely spread

Stroking with vigor

An orgasm to trigger

But ended up peeing instead

She thrilled me beyond any measure

She knew every way to bring pleasure

With fingers and tongue

New delights ever wrung

without doubt she is one I will treasure

He thought he had really scored

Predicting a sexual reward

But when legs were spread

Lying there on the bed

He found an erect pork sword

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(Now THAT is worthy of Rob)

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She sat on the side of the bed

Hand between legs widely spread

Stroking with vigor

An orgasm to trigger

But ended up peeing instead

Ha ha ha, another good one...with a fun ending!

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She thrilled me beyond any measure

She knew every way to bring pleasure

With fingers and tongue

New delights ever wrung

without doubt she is one I will treasure

Really good; one of my favorites....thanks!

I've been talking to the Green Fairy,

Asking her for needed clarity.

She wasn't answering. 

Maybe not listening

If Lothario is worth my cherry.75GyxnSF20f7LTPK

I once had a chat with girl

Whose pubic hair tended to curl

Beneath those cute locks

Had gone many cocks

And mine began to unfurl

We explore dark things in the night

Some truly give quite a fright

Erotically heated

And oft repeated

As we over and over unite

A lady I know from the Lakes

Definitely had what it takes

To make a cock rise

To an incredible size

Inside her, and give her the shakes

I lay on my back on the bed

I could see the top of his head

Between my thighs squeezed

Being thoroughly pleased

With more delights occurring ahead

My internet has been down all today

And with no one with whom I could play

I had to do it alone

And waggle my bone

While spouting out loud “I say”