As he ran, he felt that his gold was getting lighter. When he returned to his car, he felt weaker than his lifeless schlong. All the gold had turned into talc, crumbling into pieces of dust.

He looked back and found a hairy humanoid with shiny gold bars.

"Let me fuck you, and you'll have my gold."

Without thinking, he pulled down his pants, bent down on his car, and ass up.

The humanoid thrust his humongous pizzle in his star crack. He groaned in pain-pleasure taking every inch of the creature until he spurted aurum inside him. His gold.