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Gill and Adi's Lush Relationship Guide
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Rule 666, that was so convoluted I'm not sure I followed the whole thing. If I did all I can say is OMG why would someone do that. I wouldn't have the time even if I wanted to to do that and I'm sure I'd forget who I was trying to fool. 
Caveat emptor, not sure I want to buy anyone, lol.UMssKjA6DwDT8n21
and boobs, I can't forget the boobs.
Caveat emptor, not sure I want to buy anyone, lol.UMssKjA6DwDT8n21
and boobs, I can't forget the boobs. 
Lady GlitterGiggles
Quote by MidNite86
LOL. This is a hoot! Here's one for you.... Guideline #666...also known as "Beware of wolves in sheep's clothing"....
This is where the sheep (aka wolf) befriends someone with no actual interest in becoming their friend! Yeah....seriously! The truth is that the sheep (wolf) takes advantage of an overtly friendly person, who is trusting of them, for the sole purpose of getting information out of them! Crazy, isn't it??? The wolf....errr sheep.... is typically extremely insecure and sees this person as some sort of threat to them! So, by befriending them, the wolf (oops, sorry, sheep) can then see what their bf/gf is posting on the mutual friend's wall (which is usually protected from non-friends). Then, after establishing the fake-friendship, pump the trusting person for information that they can use for their own insecure purposes, maybe somewhere down the road.
The sheep/wolf is usually replicating the same sad set of circumstances that they are experiencing in their RL. Low self-esteem and the complete inability to enter into a secure relationship! Now, a Super-Sheep (alpha-wolf) is also know as a "Sybil" due to the fact that they have not only mastered the art of deception with one Lush Identity, but they then create multiple NEW identities so that they can slither even further under the radar!
I know....fricken hilarious isn't it??? The moral of the story....Caveat Emptor!!!
Okay. Ok. K....Pretty sure #666 has been used and....great rule, and really creepy at the same time.
Lady GlitterGiggles
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Rule 666, that was so convoluted I'm not sure I followed the whole thing. If I did all I can say is OMG why would someone do that. I wouldn't have the time even if I wanted to to do that and I'm sure I'd forget who I was trying to fool.
Caveat emptor, not sure I want to buy anyone, lol.h4roEVXXyAufg6kJ
and 
!!!!! Seriously. 
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Quote by MidNite86
Convoluted? Not really. Pretty basic actually. And from what I've heard from quite a few, spot on. In fact, I understand that there is some actual investigation underway to herd the sheep.
And by Caveat Emptor, I didn't mean buy a person. I meant don't buy the person's bullshit.....
I still think it's a convoluted way to behave and I am aware you were not suggesting you could buy a person. Hence my use of an emoticon. I do try to have a sense of humor. I have to or all the craziness and drama that appears to be going on might just make me leave. I do think about it at times. That makes me quite sad.
I am just trying to have FUN. I also have no idea what you mean my an "actual investigation" to herd the sheep. I'll restrain myself from inserting the requisite joke here.
I understood what you said, that part wasn't convoluted. It's just that I thought the behavior was convoluted and a very odd way to conduct one's self. Like Adi said, really creepy too.
Just saying
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Convict
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I will only follow rules that don't conflict with my spirit of nonconformity and secret inner rebellion. The above rules aren't looking too good. ?
Im pretty sure it's not a secret anymore. These are only guidelines Lolly, not rules. However if you want respect, you should take heed of this crap. Truly.
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LOL. This is a hoot! Here's one for you.... Guideline #666...also known as "Beware of wolves in sheep's clothing"....
This is where the sheep (aka wolf) befriends someone with no actual interest in becoming their friend! Yeah....seriously! The truth is that the sheep (wolf) takes advantage of an overtly friendly person, who is trusting of them, for the sole purpose of getting information out of them! Crazy, isn't it??? The wolf....errr sheep.... is typically extremely insecure and sees this person as some sort of threat to them! So, by befriending them, the wolf (oops, sorry, sheep) can then see what their bf/gf is posting on the mutual friend's wall (which is usually protected from non-friends). Then, after establishing the fake-friendship, pump the trusting person for information that they can use for their own insecure purposes, maybe somewhere down the road.
The sheep/wolf is usually replicating the same sad set of circumstances that they are experiencing in their RL. Low self-esteem and the complete inability to enter into a secure relationship! Now, a Super-Sheep (alpha-wolf) is also know as a "Sybil" due to the fact that they have not only mastered the art of deception with one Lush Identity, but they then create multiple NEW identities so that they can slither even further under the radar!
I know....fricken hilarious isn't it??? The moral of the story....Caveat Emptor!!!
The sad thing about this story Mid, is that it is TRUE. You know it, everyone knows it. It doesn't take people long to identify who is a friend (sheep) and who is a wolf (crazy). The wolves usually out themselves.
This would apply to the 3-5yr age group. 
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
I'm not for everyone
Quote by MidNite86
Convoluted? Not really. Pretty basic actually. And from what I've heard from quite a few, spot on. In fact, I understand that there is some actual investigation underway to herd the sheep.
And by Caveat Emptor, I didn't mean buy a person. I meant don't buy the person's bullshit.....
Caveat venditor, glad to see an investigation is on the way.
Rule 700 - v1.001.11.101
When in doubt...
Fancy Schmancy
How did this thread morph into Tryon's "Harvest Home"?
Active Ink Slinger
NEVER cyber with a 19 year old USC cheerleader who is horny as fuck and knows way too much about the differences in operation and maintenance between Peterbilts and Mack trucks. Trust me on this one. This might properly be a corollary to the "inebriation" rule cited above.
“It's nice sometimes to open up the heart a little and let some hurt come in. It proves you're still alive.”
finally!!!
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How did this thread morph into Tryon's "Harvest Home"?
That is so funny. That is one of my favorite books. Does this make all us females some sort of fertility goddesses? I won't tell anyone what happens to the men once we are done with them. They'll have to read the book.
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I'm not for everyone
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How did this thread morph into Tryon's "Harvest Home"?
Ouch! This thread doesn't have corn...yet.
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Ouch! This thread doesn't have corn...yet.
Done, I always take requests.
I'm not for everyone
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Done, I always take requests.
Holy crap! I'll be sleeping like this tonight.
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Quote by gilrenard
Holy crap! I'll be sleeping like this tonight.
I see you're familiar with the book. You're safe unless I find your stash ropes and then who knows.
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Guideline# Who the hell knows. If you're going to gone for a few days let your friends know. Love you guys!!!!!!!
Lady GlitterGiggles
Quote by Gillianleeeza
Guideline# Who the hell knows. If you're going to gone for a few days let your friends know. Love you guys!!!!!!!
Oh......See you in a few days then
I'm not for everyone
Quote by Gillianleeeza
I see you're familiar with the book. You're safe unless I find your stash ropes and then who knows.
Would love for you to find my rope, Gillianleeeza.
Convict
GUIDELINE #69.
IF you have a cyber-SO, NEVER EVER flirt with someone else on the forums or chat rooms. In fact it would be safer if you avoided the forums AND chat rooms lest some wanton slut batts his/her lashes in your general direction. This is seen as YOUR fault. You shouldn't have even been looking at the wanton one in the first place.
MEN please take note: you will NEVER win that argument. If you look at her, you flirted. End of story.
IF you have a cyber-SO, NEVER EVER flirt with someone else on the forums or chat rooms. In fact it would be safer if you avoided the forums AND chat rooms lest some wanton slut batts his/her lashes in your general direction. This is seen as YOUR fault. You shouldn't have even been looking at the wanton one in the first place.
MEN please take note: you will NEVER win that argument. If you look at her, you flirted. End of story.
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
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Quote by trinket
GUIDELINE #69.
IF you have a cyber-SO, NEVER EVER flirt with someone else on the forums or chat rooms. In fact it would be safer if you avoided the forums AND chat rooms lest some wanton slut batts his/her lashes in your general direction. This is seen as YOUR fault. You shouldn't have even been looking at the wanton one in the first place.
MEN please take note: you will NEVER win that argument. If you look at her, you flirted. End of story.
I'm removing my eyelashes as we speak, lest I accidentally bat them at someone. OUCH, OUCH, I have a lot of lashes. I guess licking my lips seductively is out as well. I hope not, I'm fond of my tongue. I've taught it a lot.fiF0jpestchIO4z8
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Quote by Boogie_Man
OK been reading all this. but it still hasn't helped me find this gal for the relationship I desire.
If you find her, I know several people who would like to meet her. Hell I want to meet her. Great now you've got me looking in the mirror with my tongue out to see how far I can reach with it.
Do dating sites and personal ads let you request tongue talent? When you meet a new girl you can always play doctor and get her to stick out her tongue and say ahhh and then check out her tongue, lol. Good luck in your search.
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OK been reading all this. but it still hasn't helped me find this gal for the relationship I desire.
Is that what a tongue twistrer looks like!?
Being a former medic .. I had the opportunity to observe such a tongue. The doctor, although given a fair warning, couldn't conceal his gasp..
Convict
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OK been reading all this. but it still hasn't helped me find this gal for the relationship I desire.
She accidentally swallowed herself.
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Convict
Guideline #42
STEAL STEAL STEAL! The sexy and funny pictures off other peoples comment walls. You don't need Tumblr. "I don't?" You ask. Nope. You don't. Every time you visit your friends wall, look at what has already been posted. Trust me you will have a goldmine. Only the best of the best are chosen by most lushies so it's a win/win situation.
STEAL STEAL STEAL! The sexy and funny pictures off other peoples comment walls. You don't need Tumblr. "I don't?" You ask. Nope. You don't. Every time you visit your friends wall, look at what has already been posted. Trust me you will have a goldmine. Only the best of the best are chosen by most lushies so it's a win/win situation.
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Quote by trinket
Guideline #42
STEAL STEAL STEAL! The sexy and funny pictures off other peoples comment walls. You don't need Tumblr. "I don't?" You ask. Nope. You don't. Every time you visit your friends wall, look at what has already been posted. Trust me you will have a goldmine. Only the best of the best are chosen by most lushies so it's a win/win situation.
STOP!!! That's cheating! What rule was that? I know I seen it. Damn, now I'll be all day looking.