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well if you want to meet another you know where to find me ;)
Haha I'll keep that in mind ?
Quote by simplyjohn
Nah .. coffee with cream, free meals yes.
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I just saw this
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It would appear not, I am only good enough for coffee with cream and free meals...I do at least get my light bulbs changed so there are some perks to hooking up with lush members.
The Christmas presents aren't half bad either, those truffles were deliciousThank you
How are your enjoying you willy warmer? Is it keeping John Jr warm at nights?
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That box of 64 truffles was meant for sharing with your friends when they visit; namely me!
As for the willy warmer I have worn it half a dozen times but its too big. Why buy me size M/L when you *know* I am XXXS/XXS?. Please contact the supplier and see if they will do an exchange.
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It was not 64 it was 16 and you are off your blimmin rocker if you think I would share anything that delicious with you or anyone....I'd probably let Sprite have one tho.
I did know that but you need to check your reading glasses or stop making excuses. It clearly says one size fits all and then in small print it says except for men with embarrassingly small penises I never realised you would fall into that categoryI assumed it would fit. I think returning a pre-worn hand knitted rainbow coloured willy warmer would be frowned upon by the supplier.
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I see the size 1 text so my eye sight is obviously fine. You did know because you saw me in just speedo's last year and looked confused and asked 'Where is the budgie?'.